I swear to god if Trump fucks up my trip to Japan just three weeks before it starts my last six brain cells are going to collapse.

Why does he look like Tom Holland 😭

I've never felt less like the target audience than when "exegesis" wasn't defined but "body count" was

Frankly, I’ll still take Sleepy Joe over Shitstain Donald 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’re on a list for calling it Gestapo ICE? Greg Bovino’s Gestapo “we murder bystanding citizens and call them terrorists while terrorizing families with young children, harassing “undesirables” for their papers, and disappearing people to countries they’ve never lived in” ICE?

The embodiment of gentility

Avatar Fire and Ash being nominated for Best Costume shows how little I understand film production

If we have another fair presidential election, the only candidate worth supporting will be the one who promises to cull everyone from the current adminstration, root and stem. No rot can be allowed to stay.

It’s the middle of the night enjoy cursed armored aang

They rolled this live eleven pound behemoth out on a cart so the people who ordered it could look it in the eye and know what would be hunting them in the afterlife

I am an adult and I act like one

Sometimes I tell people I can’t hold a grudge, but then I remember how much Andrew Cuomo SUCKS. Good riddance AGAIN, entitled treacherous weed!

Despair is having no cell or WiFi service in the office bathroom

I think everyone with ADHD is the same soul ctrl+v'd into different bodies.

After books, food is my greatest joy in life. I'm SO excited that we have a chance to marry those two interests with a launch event for Mika Song's NIGHT CHEF at Fillipino hot spot BINODO! Come! Eat! Set your inner trash raccoon FREE! www.mikasongdraws.com/night-chef-b...

yeah, keep bullying NYC. That'll definitely make the city love ya!

The incredibly gifted @sweeneyboo.bsky.social, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, and I made a story for CRISIS ON OUR ONLY EARTH. It was crafted in a different world, but I’m so happy to share it with you now as a reminder that even in dark times, we can build up towards the light. www.awbw.com/product/cris...

These are the chase cards, right?

oh no.

batman but his soul is trapped in a three ton animatronic and he won't be free until he engages in a Chuck E Cheese style jam session

US government about to find out Nintendo is the real master of the judicial system

If my favorite punctuation is the em dash and the em dash is now the tell tale sign of AI usage, have I been AI all along?

As it turns out, you don’t need brown shirts marching down the block. You can just bully someone’s bank account into submission. 🤓

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We live in a Looney Tune. www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...

When you read about mankeeping and realize you are the problem 😔

my heart, the black parade, forever.

Used my last day of vacay to see WEAPONS-- zero regrets. Dark, surprising, HILARIOUS.

This book is so charmingly strange

“I’m not the problem. Reality is!”

so many of my facebook and linkedin friend requests

When the worst person you know is on the right side of an issue, it's kind of wild that anyone is still on the other side. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

I keep trying to manifest this, but it's tough when people want different things out of their neighborhoods 😶‍🌫️ www.theatlantic.com/family/archi...

Tragedy and comedy are truly riding a knife’s edge

Big news! Baby's first STARRED review! ⭐ Cry Out Loud got its first starred review from SLJ! Absolutely overjoyed to be included among so many amazing books! ✨ @waxenwings.bsky.social @getunderlined.bsky.social www.slj.com/review/cry-o...

I don't know how people keep track of people in 2025. Do I know your face but not your name because we're only in the same Zoom meetings? Or do I know your name but not your face because we only email? Or did we actually meet IRL and I've just forgotten because I've got no brain cells??? AHHHH

Death Stranding as someone with hoarder tendencies is an exercise in constant mental distress

Librarians and graphic novel enthusiasts: I'll be at ALA Phildelphia this Saturday all day! It's my first time at the show and I'm so excited to walk the floor and make new friends. If you'd like to say hi, please let me know!!!

I strive to love anything as much as Brad Lander despises Andrew Cuomo 😍

I love Lorde so much, but no way Ticketdisaster making me pick between a two hour show and a Switch 2 🤮

It's a real book, y'all!! Courtesy of my awesome editor @waxenwings.bsky.social here's a gander at the hard and softcover copies of CRY OUT LOUD! Stay tuned tomorrow for a flip thru to peep the inside! Coming September 16! Preorder now! Link below in thread! @getunderlined.bsky.social

We are so beyond cooked

The quack ups

Favorite childhood read??

“It's not called ‘The Wheel’. It’s called ‘The Carousel’. It lets us travel in a way a child travels. Round and round, and then back home again. To a place where we know we are loved."

Apparently the way “no tax on tips” is being implemented means anyone can make their income tax free if they’re able to classify it as a tip. I don’t see how this gets abused at all 🙄

So proud of my Alma mater @comicsbeat.bsky.social for the team’s HARD EARNED EISNER NOM!

What have they done to my wife?!