Oh, did he have a nazi tattoo as well?

Can everyone please stop wishing people a "happy Beltane" and just be normal?

And the best reply from someone named Geraldine: If you are willing to come to Greasy Creek Farm I have American Buff eggs that I will donate to make your goose happy. Message the farm page please.

And the best reply from someone named Geraldine: If you are willing to come to Greasy Creek Farm I have American Buff eggs that I will donate to make your goose happy. Message the farm page please.

I just need to share this blessed post from my local homesteaders' FB group.

Spring girly

oh now you can recognize war crimes all of a sudden

I have been holding this in for too long and I must air my grievance! Some people call this "making biscuits" and that is INCORRECT. You don't knead biscuits! You handle them as little as possible! You should never do this to biscuit dough!! My family called this "kneading" and THAT is correct!

Here's my tinfoil-hat moment of the day: Microplastics get a lot of air time (as is right and good) and ALSO everyone uses weed eaters seemingly without thinking, including a lot of homesteaders like me. What do people think trimmer string is made of? Where do they think it goes?

what's the deal with "cutie" (formerly a noun) suddenly being an adjective ("check out the cutie stickers in our shop," etc.). just use "cute" ffs. this is dumb.

Also, why is no one talking about the fact that Platner was an actual mercenary with Blackwater? That alone should be disqualifying among leftists!

Elizabeth Warren just endorsed a guy for Senate who had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years, I don't think Hasan Piker is the concern here!!

Remember, Kat's an unserious influencer with no experience, but this hyper online redditor with a nazi tattoo is destined for the Senate...

She endorsed fucking Biss over Kat Abugazale and now she's endorsing THIS mercenary asshole? She can get bent for real.

People are commenting about how this is about "powerful" men, but in a society that listens to men over women and girls, that treats the former as competent and credible, the latter as not, every man is empowered to abuse, and it happens at all levels and in all sectors of society.

Truly, there is not a single man with any modicum of power, past or present, whom I would be surprised to learn was a rapist.

WHY. ARE. MEN. LIKE. THIS.

Everything is always connected, and it's not the oppression olympics, but today's news is a good reminder that gender and its intersections are the most fundamental source of oppression. With no respect at all to the "no war but the class war" lefty bros, get fucked.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, here's everyone's favorite cabbage-eating dog. Volume up for satisfied crunching.

you ever wake up one day and you're 36 and jeans are a whole new silhouette and suddenly you don't know how to wear clothes

spring

Like the constant Trolley Problem chatter feels linked to the over-eagerness of the Yglesiases and Newsoms of the world to find vulnerable people to sacrifice for the greater good. Like it's a way to make HURTING people somehow seem VIRTUOUS. No thanks!

You guys, I got this very nice linen duvet cover off Facebook Marketplace for a steal and THEN I got it on the duvet WITHOUT CRYING OR CLIMBING INSIDE OF IT please clap

women: (on international women's day) finally a day for me men: (on the same day) BABE I CAN'T FIND MY HOUR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOUR, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE

In observance of International Women's Day, every woman you know will be accepting payments directly to her Venmo.

When it's your first spring in a new house and you don't know what magical flowers are going to pop up and where.

Yes, but also: If you didn't grow up in this world, you really have no idea how much a lot of these people do care about what happens to others and are tortured by every person they don't "witness to" because then the other person's blood is on their hands. That's why people proselytize.

In light of the horrors, please enjoy the listing I saw today on FB Marketplace. I never really wanted a cat, but if I knew they came with battle armor, I'd turn my whole life upside down to get one.

It's just so utterly wild to not have some semblance of shared reality with these people.

In light of the horrors, please enjoy the listing I saw today on FB Marketplace. I never really wanted a cat, but if I knew they came with battle armor, I'd turn my whole life upside down to get one.

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY. It's not like MANY MANY voters TOLD YOU they wouldn't vote for you if you didn't fucking DO SOMETHING about the genocide.

still unclear to me how the species made it this far

Welp, ice skating is over, time to find something else to live for I guess.

Don't worry, won't be long before Gallup stops doing polls like this that reflect poorly on the regime, just like they stopped polling on presidential favorability sentiment.

I've never so clearly understood a the urge of a moth to fly toward a bug zapper.

See also: Madison County, NC's obsession with raw fucking milk.

Women's monobob is the roller derby of the Olympics. I will not be elaborating.

I 100% brought this on myself, but hooo boy am I depressed after reading the replies. I live in a raw-milk hotbed, so what did I expect? But the breakdown in the fabric of society is so incredibly evident in the raw milk debate because I simply do not share reality with these people.

Today I woke up and chose violence (anonymously because the raw milk crowd is nuts!). It's going about as well as you'd expect.

I'm at the point where I'm unfollowing people on IG just for having long hair and barrel curls. It's just too MAGA-coded. If they haven't said anything about ICE and they have hair like that, I'm out.

1/ Nice story time: Today I got a text from an unknown number. It said: "Found this wedged in some rocks in the big pool below Swinging Bridge in Wawona." That's the part of Yosemite I lived in when I worked for the National Park Service. Last time my dog swam in the river there was 2019.

Update!!!

Good morning from the harbor seal factory! We got several working harbor seal families ready to challenge the establishment! Here you can see a mother teaching their baby about the union. Get em started young! #UnionsForAll #SealSky 🦭 🦑

Not to brag (absolutely to brag), but this is 100% whole wheat sourdough and my most gorgeous batch yet.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Look at this perfect bobcat print I found on my hillside!!

How about one more

and a moment of dingus energy for your timeline

a moment of peace for your timeline