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The 'bogan' Australian giving War & Peace an irreverent remake

Welcome to Perth 😂😂 #Ashes #cricket

It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility

For anyone waiting for a CSV version of the men's 2026 AFL Season fixturedownload.com/results/afl-...

Tape you up good, put you in the trunk. See you next Tuesday, you is a punk.

pretty good that John Laws is dead. Keep going, we can clear out all these fucking Sydney cunts by the end of the year.

Can honestly say I’ve never heard a John Laws show, and I am eternally grateful. May he rest in piss.

Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

an important thing to do at an event where someone is carrying around canapes is establish yourself as the Hungry Guy early on so that they always bring food to you first

TL;DR if you still insist on using Twitter/X you’re not just poisoning your brain, you’re potentially being radicalised

A brewer plans to open up a 150-year-old bottle of beer, made for an Arctic expedition, so a modern version can be created. The original Allsopp's Arctic Ale was bottled in Burton-upon-Trent for Sir George Nares, when he set out to reach the North Pole in 1875. www.bbc.com/news/article...

When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities

ATTENTION! DEAD AIRSPACE IS BACK! radiohead.com/deadairspace/

This is pure gold 😂😂

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Oh nooos, not the 'fluencers thewest.com.au/lifestyle/in...

bill maher has passed away after being made to shut up for five god damn minutes this evening. doctors say the comedian and talk show host likely died of a "broken heart" which they note was "black as coal" and "no bigger than an acorn" though it rolled under a cabinet before measurements were taken

Best ODI bowling figures for AUS 7-15 - Glenn McGrath v nam 2003 7-18 - ALANA KING v SA 2025 7-20 - Andy Bichel v eng 2003 7-22 - Ellyse Perry v eng 2019 7-24 - Shelley Nitschke v eng 2005 6-14 - Gary Gilmour v eng 1975 #AUSvSA #CWC2025

Super innings from Connolly #AUSvIND

Johnny Farnham FFS #AUSvIND

Classic time wasting from India #AUSvIND

6° pilsner, Quokka Arms, Wadjemup

Current status #retiredTim

#DemosAU/Ace Strategies SA (state) ALP 47 Lib 21 Green 13 others 19 2PP 66-34 to ALP. Follows a YouGov 67-33 in May. Insane numbers. An Opposition that should be helped by federal drag is in danger of oblivion. #saparli www.indailysa.com.au/news/opinion...

THIS is the sort of content I’m on Bluesky for 👍👍❤️❤️

That’s an impressive turn out on a wet Sunday in October 👍 #AUSvIND Bodes well for Optus again breaking the summers attendance record.

Rain over Thomson Bay, Wadjemup, Western Australia #retiredTim

I do find it incongruous that Americans don’t want Kings, but made their President above the law.

One of these countries is not like the others... www.theguardian.com/business/gro...

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Pre ferry drink #retiredtim #rotto

Lovely story about a London boozer being given a second life You’re kinda story @deserterblog.bsky.social, art and booze 😎 www.theartnewspaper.com/2025/10/09/p...

It is of course that invaluable companion for all those who want to see the marvels of the known Universe for less than thirty Altairan Dollars a day — The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

Do we really need to go back to Mastodon?!

Explore the story of the 3rd Earl of Sheffield & his enduring love & patronage of #cricket, from childhood games to creating a world class cricket pitch & hosting the Australian Cricket Team in 1896 in a new exhibition at Sheffield Park, until 23 November 🏏 www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/sussex...

Seeing lots of posts from Americans complaining that authoritarianism has never been this bad by the government. Bullshit! The US government has always been the same, it’s just normally been citizens of other countries that pay the price. What you’re seeing is how your troops act in other places.

Not a great start to the summer for Konstas 🦀 #cricket #SheffieldShield

Great news 😎🍻 craftypint.com/news/3890/ro...

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

This is pretty pathetic from India www.espncricinfo.com/story/india-...

AFL GF: Geelong v Brisbane - Crowd: 100,022 @ MCG (Melbourne) #AFLGF

Cats two goals since half time 🤦‍♀️ #AFLCatsLions #AFLFinals #AFLGF #AFL

Four unanswered goals to the Lions…looking hard for the Cats #AFLCatsLions #AFLFinals #AFLGF #AFL

Carn the Lions! Following the game online from Munich, Germany. #AFLCatsLions #AFLFinals #AFLGF #AFL

If you can get a healthy Patreon going off the back of posts good for you, I guess, I'm lucky enough to have work outside of social media. But it doesn't matter how many people donate a fiver a month for your hot takes, you're not an activist when you're just getting paid for posts.