Why was this in my head? Dunno but now it’s here as well.

Sheep in Ebbw Vale satirising Damien Hirst

Racist cunts? It’s racist cunts, isn’t it?

I cannot believe we're reading another article where the Labor caucus are acting like they're hostages. Shut the fuck up and do some politics. Break something. I have zero sympathy for any of you.

The application fee for a British passport is about A$200, which is less than the difference in the price of a ticket from Sydney to London on 1 June vs 26 June. I cannot believe anyone is making a big deal about this.

South Australia is messed up. You think you’re getting a great deal on a “pint” of beer only to find out it’s just a normally priced schooner.

Back at the Wheaty #retiredTim

thank god this year is almost over

This is some pathetic bullshit

Quite the blow to meritocracy myths when half the billionaires in the country are in the Epstein files emailing shit like “hey best friend, what should I wear to the crimes party?”

If the government just 'did better', there wouldn't be this problem. There is no need to balance the interests of grifters against the well-being of the public because the grifters might wage war on you. The public will support a war on grifters any day.

What a country 😂

And what I fuckin' hate is that I (and others) was complaining about that 30 years ago and he's still there.

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Winning #BBL titles 0x: Stars 1x: Hurricanes Renegades Strikers Thunder 2x: Heat 3x: Sixers 4x: 5x: 6x: SCORCHERS #PSvSS #BBLFinal #BBL15

Playing in the losing #BBL Final side 1x: 74 players 2x: 18 players 3x: 10 players 4x: MStoinis NMaddinson BDwarshuis DHughes 5x: MOISES HENRIQUES, SEAN ABBOTT #PSvSS #BBL15

Mitch Marsh the leading run scorer in the #BBL15 Final He was also the leading run scorer in the #BBL01 Final #PSvSS #BBLFinal

Playing in the winning #BBL Final side 1x: 88 players 2x: 20 players 3x: 8 players 4x: Jason Behrendorff, AJ Tye 5x: ASHTON TURNER #PSvSS #BBL15

Another #BBL title to the Scorchers. Nice.

One problem that Americans have to get past is that this *is* who they are. It’s not an aberration - this is what the US society is. All that time kidding yourself about being the greatest nation on earth you have been murdering your own citizens and those in other countries.

I see that the east coast has once again been surprised that it’s sometimes hot in summer

Editorial: Sussan Ley’s leadership likely is finished, but so too is the party. As has happened before, the country’s right has eaten itself. satpa.pe/BPd66bE

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Has anyone made a “Bored of Peace” joke yet?

This is very good from @crikey.com.au today www.crikey.com.au/2026/01/22/s...

OPERATION SCAPA FLOW: Boarding the @CalSleeper at Birmingham International (only its fourth departure from this new calling point), heading for Inverness, Thurso, Stromness & Scapa Flow. The Far North in January - am I crazy..?

this is, literally, a wild ride

Hate how the #BBL final is called the Decider almost as much as I hate the fucking bat toss

Curran is abit of a twat #BBL

How shit is Maxwell #BBL

The best sight when flying #retiredTim

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Oh nooos, I find myself in the Adelaide Qantas Business lounge for a two hour layover #retiredTim

this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

Breaking: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-national exercise.

Americans are the worst, and do many terrible things, but the worst thing they do is list the home team second in a sporting fixture. Just so fucked up.

I'm sure its not lost on a lot of Australians here that what ICE is doing is exactly what Dutton wanted his dogbrained cunt home affairs agency doing. It's great to say abolish ICE but we should be saying abolish home affairs with the same gusto.

Attempted transport quadie, Perth to Melbourne Leg #1, train

Last day of employment ever (I’ve been on leave since July) #retiredTim

Jesus Christ, what a time to be alive

Morning all. Photograph by Daniel Meadows. Workington, Cumbria, 1974.

This is probably the most English thing ever #FACup

To the Americans saying, we can fix this, all of this insanity can be un-done, I think you are vastly underestimating just what’s been *revealed* to the rest of the world about your country, not just what’s been done to it. It’s Russian liberal exile kind of hope that everything can just be normal

You’d have to think that with some decent preparation, picking players based on skill not vibes, and playing normal cricket, the Poms probably would have won, and I LOVE that they didn’t #Ashes

That #Ashes winning feeling

Carse is an absolute pie chucker and shit bloke #Ashes

Carey is determined to run somebody out #Ashes

🦀 #Ashes