You need to vote- loudly- and then maybe you can call yourself a democrat .. but not before. Saying you “regret your vote” means nothing until you vote for the Dem nominee

What in the

Damn right Zeke Forever

That was a push-off

This is the second controversy I’ve seen today surrounding this movie, and it’s weird The first is the thing that Zendaya’s character in the film says she did in her past, which is teased in the trailer but has been revealed by an outlet who spoke to someone who objected to it

R.I.P.

Oh.

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If you see women talking sports on here please don’t try to mansplain anything to them. They probably know more than you do

it's incredible that as long as you do the right amount of bigotry you can just rob the country blind and enough people will not care, even though those same people will be filled with incandescent rage if someone uses food stamps to buy a 12 pack of diet coke

Donald Trump is 197 years old and has been the leader of the Republican Party for a decade and I'm supposed to believe that "bigotry among young conservatives has Republicans on edge"?

"Bigotry among young conservatives has Republicans on edge"

c'mon now

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PSA: Your friend's -- or your friend's favorite -- podcaster going on an annoying, loud, and tragicomically wrong "hot take" rant now counts as a thinkpiece. I don't make the rules.

"Both Sides" is pro Bad Guy and allows you to support the Bad Guy publicly without having to accept the consequences of publicly supporting the bad guy.

"Both Sides" is the single worst thing that's ever happened to this county because "Both Sides" is designed to let the bad people off the hook (just like "zero tolerance" policies):

When Druski commits to the bit, he COMMITS TO THE BIT

Look, I woulda had no problem friending the guy had he not shown up in my DMs immediately after I followed him with one of those 🚩 "How are you today" messages. Gotta be a little better than that, Bob.

Let me know when it joins up with Optimus Prime to fight the Decepticons

When twitter was perceived as liberal it was a bubble and people should not take it seriously. But now that it's a cesspool of right-wing propaganda it's the Soul of America and the libs ignore it at their peril

very exciting that a bunch of fox news grandpas have the power to interpret the constitution

KNEW I shoulda grabbed that Criterion Collection Network when I had the chance I’ll check in the morning but it’s doubtful that it’ll be restocked before the end of the flash sale

Something amazing seeing @reghud.bsky.social's original 1983 student film version of House Party ("House Party!"), which just popped up on YouTube. There's no Bilal bumping the turntable, or *that* dance scene, but the energy of pre-Run DMC-era hip hop is fierce. www.youtube.com/watch?v=huIe...

Democrats introduced bills to end the TSA shutdown on: March 5 March 11 March 12 March 18 March 19 (x2) March 21 March 23 Republicans blocked TSA funding every single time.

Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other: 1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting. 2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote. 3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.

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Do you know how Dems did the work, made noise and fought back this week? Probably not, not the good stuff anyway. It was a fantastic week of Dems handling Republican bullshit and you didn’t hear about any of it. I think my favorite story is how Dems chose to handle Pam Bondi’s “hearing” 1/

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Trader Joe’s the potato chips you make so well

no and fuck you for asking

Again,it's NEVER some hot White man trying to run things and control women. It's never some MANLY White man trying to run things and control women. It's always some pale, pasty, receding hairline, weak chinned, potbellied, small 🍄, yellow teefed hunchback incel who is always trying to control women

Operation Harass Any Brown Person At The Airport has begun.

“AI enhanced or not, it’s still pretty…” THAT IS THE PROBLEM NOW

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one of my related hot takes is that we should ban news networks from real-time updates of results. they can report results when the votes are counted.

one maddening thing about all of this is the conservative idea that "election day" has always meant a single day until recently, which is nonsense. 19th century elections often took place over the course of an entire month, with results trickling out over time.

In its 250th year America is going to implode & die because of its original sin: Racism. A black man being President for eight years drove mediocre white Americans insane. Not one scandal, strong economy & the world’s admiration wasn’t enough for you. Our excellence & decency broke you.

The media is going to carry Trump’s water about the TSA and dumb leftists will assist them sniping at Democrats.

I’m surprised that one or more of the Sunday news show hosts didn’t ask any Democratic guests why they “won’t just make a deal with Republicans,” aka “why won’t you just give them what they want?” But I realize that the week has just begun.

The white folks whining about standing in long TSA lines at the airport will never make the connection with black folks standing in long lines to vote.

International travelers, stay home. JFC.

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Donald Trump won’t pay TSA agents because he’d rather suppress the vote. Democrats are ready to reopen all of DHS except ICE today, but the GOP refuses to join us. Republicans will always choose chaos and terror over safety.

And that demonic turd Stephen Miller

as a seasoned Trump watcher it's clear to me that his tale about Iran reaching out to make "a deal" to end his war of aggression is mostly if not entirely fabricated and represents a desperate attempt to find an offramp before the economy and his political standing totally tank

Lisa Kudrow, as Valerie Cherish, looking into the camera on the new season of The Comeback and saying, “People need a laugh… now more than ever" felt like a shoot, brother.

#MarchMadness Sweet 16 schedule

Our democracy is under assault from within as never before. That's why our next five articles will about an obscure internet provocateur who now practices polygamy.

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