💔

Remmick looks like he has chicken feet for hands and it’s kinda making me a little hungry 🐔

You wouldn’t download a car, you wouldn’t download Pillion by Harry Lighton 🙂‍↔️

No HIV, no HCV and no Syphilis 🥳 get tested everybody!

Do you think that when He dies we’ll celebrate half as hard as Brazilians do during Carnaval??

Why do Buffy vampires have no sense of urgency!! Do you want to succeed or not?!!

MUCHA LUCHA on Tubi March 1st AHHH!!!

Forcing myself to finish this spaghetti squash I bought 🫠 my recipes suck!!!

Just ate a piece of a KIND dark chocolate almond bar that expired in 2023 🥴😸

Need to tone down my fagcent because why am I sounding like Girly Teengirl?? 🥴

Desnudo or Crotch magazine? Which one is better?

Gwen Stefani in Luxurious

Why do guys in latex look so hot 😵‍💫

So is Kenya the next to go?? She basically has two strikes I’d be surprised if she doesn’t.

I love rowing 🚣‍♂️ as an exercise but I can feel the calluses forming on my palms 😔

Booksmaxer: buying dozens of books but never reading them.

everything is a lesson, unfortunately

I wonder what that friend I used to be in love with is doing 🤔❤️‍🩹

And highkey shunned

they could describe everything with one single word you know? like that first flop? gnarly

Tag yourself. I’m the mildly tan guy but only cause there’s three poc to choose from

The gayest hairstyle has got to be this: Like I immediately know I can queen out

I’m bout to start a riot I’m on a money diet 💵💷💶🤑

Lola Young makes me feel 16 and 21 at the same time. Like yes I am perfect until I open my big mouth 😮‍💨

I love being gay

Sooo no act III? I need to stop stanning artists

We should all be weirder in her memory

constantly the good ones dying. on our screens, in our streets. never the most evil. and it's soul crushing.

Guess it’s time for my annual rewatch of Schitt’s Creek. God that fake death is going to bring new emotions 😞

Ugh democrats once again telling me something evil republicans are doing as if I’m their mom. YOU DO SOMETHING!!!

Why are all the gays boys selling clothes?

Everyone look at this fucking BEAST 🐼

Guy at a bar (gay night) was either flirting horribly or he was very interested in my bank signature (complimented it) 🤔

I just think if we went back to 1946 when the full extent of the Nazi atrocities came to light and told them the Nazis were back and running the government and keeping people in concentration camps, they probably wouldn't say "just vote them out in the next election cycle, I'm sure it'll be fine"

I love a grey streak on a man 😵‍💫

I NEED to stop over sharing with people I’m comfortable with 🙍‍♂️

Friend said no to the Alicia Edwards tour ☹️

Now watching The Insatiables (1972) 🍿🥤

Went to a housing fair and there was this gay employee for one of the complexes that I wanted to queen out with so bad 😮‍💨

I can no longer open bsky in public 😮‍💨

I just took a pair of scissors ✂️ to my hair and fucked my shit up 😍

YOU’RE NOT SPIDER-MAN! HE’S A LEO ♌️ YOURE A SAGITTARIUS!! ♐️

Listening to Nutshell by Alice in Chains and now my mood has a touch of “questioning my life” ⛓️‍💥⛓️

Deleted TikTok and I swear, trying to open TikTok is muscle memory 😵‍💫 Time to waste my time on something else

The power I’d have if I was a Californian Mexican 😔

New Gay Halloween costume just dropped 😍

Why are all pup hoods the same design? Is there a monopoly? 🐶

As gay people we get to choose sweet potato fries.

Forgot to pay my credit card on time!! 💀