Ordered from a small, independent company, as I’m still boycotting Amazon. Imagine my surprise when I found out after placing my order that they ship their products via—wait for it— AMAZON! 🥲🙃 I didn’t even know Amazon delivered packages that weren’t purchased FROM Amazon! WTF?!?!?

I’m having a solo dinner at a restaurant I’ve been dying to try for years and there’s no fucking WAY they sat me next to a bunch of loud ass Israelis! I’m finna LEAVE! 😭😭😭

“Get a load of this guy” I know, I’m trying 😣

Every time I hear a firework, I pretend it’s a bomb falling on Tel Aviv! Happy Fourth of July everybody! 🥰

This is disingenuous. Biden could in fact stop Netanyahu multiple times. He did not just let him continue the genocide. He actively shielded Netanyahu from consequences. Time and time again I’m reminded that many people will choose their political party over literal humanity.

If I hear “let’s play it by ear” or “I’ll have to let you know in a couple day” one more time, I stg. People don’t make PLANS anymore, and I’m slowly going insane 🥲

Was this flirting, yes or no? INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY CUTE MAN: “Nice jacket. Can I have it?” ME: “Thanks! No you cannot, as it is mine! 🙂” CM: “Damn. Maybe you can wear it to coffee with me?” ME: “Oh, I already have coffee though!” CM: “oh ok……have a good day.” Me, now: I think he was flirting…

I have a friend looking for a digital artist to create two simple characters for a video game. Reaching out to BSky community for someone who might be interested? PAID obviously! DM me for more details and I’ll send the info I have! #DigitalArtistWanted #DigitalArt

I have a friend looking for a digital artist to create two simple characters for a video game. Reaching out to BSky community for someone who might be interested? PAID obviously! DM me for more details and I’ll send the info I have! #DigitalArtistWanted #DigitalArt

Again, why is the story is that we leaked bombing Yemen for the 500th time in 20 years (not including the illegal cluster munitions we gave the Saudis) to Jeffrey Goldberg and not that we bombed Yemen for the 500th time in 20 years (not including the illegal cluster munitions we gave the Saudis)?

I never want to hear about DEI and lower skills again. The white people who hate diversity are failing upward on main and risking everything to do it.

Me finding out our national security team added a journalist to a Signal group chat discussing war plans and using emoji reactions 😭

right after we find out the Israeli govt put out a hit list of Palestinian journalists and murdered 23 year old Hossam Shabat we learn Israeli soldiers have kidnapped and beaten Hamdan Billal the director of No Other Land when is this going to stop

holy shit www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

The thing that absolutely killed me is the emoji reactions in the gc. Like this country is sooooo cooked! 😭😭😭

I’ve had this number for over a year and I STILL get random FaceTimes, texts, and calls from people looking for the person who had this number before me. I know this man’s dentist, coworkers, friends, bill amounts, etc. He literally REFUSES to update people on his new number. Like it’s CRAZY! 😭💀

I looked into getting a bespoke suit jacket and tell me why they said it was like $3,500?! The way I just bought the materials to just do this shit myself. They got me fucked up! 😭 Time to brush off all the sewing I learned a couple years ago! I’ll keep y’all updated on the (likely) shit show!

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

im pounding the table and howling like a cartoon wolf

Hacked social anxiety by taking off my glasses. How can I wildly misinterpret the smallest micro expressions on strangers’ faces when I can’t even see them, huh? 💪🏾😌

Nobody talk to me. I just met the love of my life on the bus and said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. He had neck and face tattoos and EVERYTHING! I’m gonna be sick! 😭

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

This like the 5th time a coworker has called me by my only other Black male coworker’s name. We look nothing alike. We don’t even work on the same floor/department… …and before y’all ask, yes she is

My gast was completely flabbered! I told this man my jaw hurt after sparring/boxing, so he personally delivered me soup, dessert, and a kiss! 😭😭😭

The proper spelling of the teeth sucking sound blew my mind

Y’all don’t be yearners fr 😭 They like some basketball team? Study the roster and stats. They like this certain flower? Get a bouquet. They like an author? Read their entire book list so y’all can talk about them. Who taught y’all to be so indifferent to courting people? Mmcht…

Y’all ever apply to a grant program that you just KNOW you’re not going to get, because your application sucks but you do it anyway and call it “rejection therapy”…because if so same but if not me neither 👀

all artists, listen to me: There are people who are sick in their own spirits and are afraid of themselves. They deal with this fear by lashing out at other artists and trying to convince those artists to feel the same shame and fear that they do. To hell with them.

Me, a man who hated contact sports growing up and doesn’t have a lot of mass: “I should try playing rugby in the spring.” Bruh, WHAT?!

WIP! I’m experimenting a bit and have been going into this without a plan (VERY unlike me)! #WIP #BlackArt #LGBTart

WIP! I’m experimenting a bit and have been going into this without a plan (VERY unlike me)! #WIP #BlackArt #LGBTart

Date tomorrow morning and now I can’t sleep! 🥲 Finished making the tour, translated it to esp, did a practice run at the museum, & watched a doc about his country, bc I want to know SOMETHING about it (fellow yearners unite) Also got the pep talk from friends. Ready but EXTREMELY nervous! 🥲

I have recruited 2 of my Spanish speaking friends to help me translate my private museum tour so I don’t sound TOO stupid in front of him. I’m also going to do a full walk through of the tour in the AM on my own to make sure it’s good!

I invited him to the art museum and am curating a personal museum tour that matches his interests and will be doing most of it in Spanish bc that’s his first language! Like…I’m a SIIIIIIMP, and it’s so embarrassing! 😭

I wasn’t sure if he was actually serious about going out or if he was going to cancel last minute, but he liked two of my IG story highlights from 90 WEEKS ago and then slid back in my DMs! We are SOOOO up (and I’m ready to be a simp, I fear)! 😩🙌🏽

I worked up the courage to msg a long-standing crush yesterday to ask to hang out and he said yes. I haven’t been this nervous in YEARS! What’s going on?! 😭

now why would I want to listen to a non-Black person talk about microbraids? lol

Et tu the Root www.theroot.com/luigi-mangio...

luigi turned 26 got kicked off his parents health insurance and immediately made it everyone else’s problem i simply have to stan the little weirdo

what can you even say about this

Whoever the McDonald’s employee was that called the police … i hope you have the worst day ever

THEY CAUGHT THE UHC ASSASSIN! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! 😭 Bruh FUCK the worker who snitched! They an opp fr! 😭

Some?

We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.

Idk what anybody says, the UHC assassin is an American HERO! (and if you know who is, no you don’t)

Women want him, Insurance CEOs fear him

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking