Who else opening wordle move is "farts"

Friends from Denmark I haven't heard from in a while only contacting me to ask if I can buy them stuff from Japan... like I get it, but still, like cmon man at least grease me up a little first.....

peak indie band hair today

I'm on a packed subway train in Tokyo and I gotta fart so bad

Ochanomizu infinity train

I think people who listen to happy music when they are sad are psychotic.

Matt and I seen through the reflection in a teapot, && Café, Shimoda, Izu

The view from tuboya café, Naberahama beach, Shimoda on the Izu peninsula. Very windy day, very haunted drawing. Very smoky joint.

"emotional support doggie"

Can I get a "giddy-up" in the chat?

Vision loading🌱 Almost there🌿 Stay tuned🌼 #ultrapulp

Jane Alexander as the bookkeeper in All the President's Men

Uhh no the ball is literally in your court you could've just not invaded Iran you big fucking dunce

who else rates the quality of your calls with family members by how much you enjoyed the conversation?

Can't figure out if Viktor Orban looks more like Zarbon or Dodoria from Dragon Ball...

Gunpla for christians

I have that mixture of conscientiousness and ADHD that makes me always on time but somehow also always running

Monsters from the original Dungeons and Dragons Book 2 - Monsters and Treasures, and what they get at the gas station.

my brother's baller first-date move with his now-wife was to invite her over to build LEGO. What kind of a confident psycho does that...

Me, age 12, playing Battlefield Heroes, being accused of cheating for a bazooka shot across the map: stfu you loser noob Other player: God how old are you? Me, age 12: 16 Him: then act like it! Me, age 12, to myself:... damn it

They're so William Blake

this is what I look like when I watch TV

that sequence of sparks is really what makes the Akira slide. If you've ever seen that compilation of all the homage-slides and thought "looks kinda dull" it's cus they don't have that spark.

"Does this shock you? Make you feel vulnerable? Endangered? Impuissant? SHAKE OFF YOUR SENSE OF SINGULARITY AND ENTITLEMENT, EARTH PEASANT." [Blows a spit bubble.]

the trailer made this thing look like crap but it was pretty good 👍👍👍

BTW the people who spent the last few years advocating for Palestine were clearly 100% right that normalizing war crimes and genocide there would just increase the likelihood of inhumane actions elsewhere. Just saying.

The death toll from the Israeli war on Lebanon is now 1530 with 4812 injured Source: megaphone.news

WHY DID I SPEND SO MUCH TIME DRAWING A SEXY TELETUBBY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

I've started taking the piss out of my French friends by saying "hyperb👌" because those motherfuckers always be saying "hyperbon" and "hypergenial" etc. so why the fuck not "hyperb" as in "superb" except this breaks the French brain somehow

Gonna start saying "tubular" from now on.

DESIRE

If we go on a date and we play ping pong, I'm gonna destroy you, okay? So don't suggest playing ping pong unless you're absolutely sure you can hand my ass to me, in which case I will be very happy to go on more dates with you, until I destroy you.

4 hours and 17 minutes of vegan propaganda. Nice youtu.be/ZS6uFfRDF94

Sometimes I think "my parents are coming to visit me for two weeks in May, it's gonna be so cool to show them Japan" and other times I think "my parents are coming to visit me for two weeks in May, that's gonna be so annoying..."

psst: it's the Meyerowitz Stories

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Oh right, marriage counselor Tolstoy, you mean "the guy who got so fucking angry w his wife he left the house in a snow storm and just started walking until he died" marriage counselor Tolstoy?

sometimes I really can't believe that stuff from WW2 really looked like that, so sci-fi

If your idea of intersectionality doesn't account for class differences you can shove it up your fucking ass.

Christ so fucking sick of hearing about Trump and this nightmare timeline fffFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

ctrl+z on autism

literally just start bouldering/climbing

I never understand why a movie will have a "special appearance by" credit. Surely fucking everyone is a special appearance if it's a standalone feature?

Oh my God, they're called skeets, I didn't know posting on blue sky is called skeeting that's fucking amazing

Tried surfing today. Got absolutely battered by waves for three hours straight. Gonna try again, that rocked

it just sort of feels like when a cop in a movie shoots a werewolf with a normal bullet and everybody goes phew glad thats over and then the cop goes over to check the body and

The Abandoned Doll (1921) - Suzanne Valadon

damn Normal People is fucked up, just fuck the cleaning lady's son huh? Horse girl-coded bullshit

"Throwing his heart out to the people" huh?