it is zangoose day (or it was. yesterday) so zangoose time. full context is kind of winding for a tweet but the important bit: these regional forms of zangoose and seviper are not rivals but allies who hunt in pairs. in tough fights, seviper can deliberately poison zangoose to trigger toxic boost.

#PortfolioDay Im a queer illustrator from the mountains of North Carolina. Ive done work for magic the gathering, boardgames, videogames, beer labels, podcast art & socks, but my favorite work tends to be personal commissions shaferbrown.com [email protected]

No shame to people who have kids or whatever but fuuuuuuck it feels so good to only be responsible for myself

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

Something I really like is the idea of like a sacrifice to the monster, someone who’s expendable, who fully expects to die gruesomely when what they’re being fed to shows up, out of the shadowy woods and larger than life. Of course they’re not actually eaten. They’re fucked stupid, obviously.

Everyone else has abandoned you, left you for dead, because you weren’t enough or you didn’t fit in or you pissed off the wrong people or your skills weren’t valued. But I am here now, and I value you, and I’ll take very good care of you, little son of man. You are precious to me and you are mine.

There's a whole genre of kink art that's like

hey, just so you know, if i ever stop talking mid sentence and seem to zone out before coming back seeming confused, it's because my soul was temporarily dr mario. yeah it's a common problem for a lot of autistic people

happy birthday tomorrow! I am glad you are my friend @jordanion.bsky.social

寝る前に落書きに色を😴

spheal banging out the tunes

train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone

Every time I hear a gay man talking a little homer pops on my shoulder I swear to god

Congrats to the winning team of the BOMBO League All-Out Brawl, @adamanturtle.bsky.social and @itbelex.bsky.social ! If you missed the live show, you can catch the VOD of the event here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecGn... (Art by @adamanturtle.bsky.social )

The homosexual urge to be aggressively manhandled and told you’re a big boy 🙂‍↕️

Carefully crafting my next show to not have characters.

"We've merged your life essence with that of several creatures at once. You're welcome."

The drug has been proven to be very, very effective.

They noticed that you are very interested in huge totems..

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.

I’m saying this all the time fr

i hate framing it this way but being kind and helping other people helps you out in the long run. Being an asshole to other people makes you miserable like the people you are terrorizing. stop being assholes.

4 days...

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 12,1947

Top 10 Questions Science Cannot Answer bsky.app/profile/star...

"The farmer stumbled upon Linus bathing by the river. Best to let him enjoy the quiet… right?"

sorry buddy theyre turning you into a small cute creature of some sort tomorrow. yeah your friends are all getting together to care for you. no we dont know if its permanent. theyre getting you toys and talk buttons. theyre petting you. theyre making tiny clothes for you

Pyro's voice turned out so good...... #TomodachiLife #TF2

モザイク要らずのコスチューム👍

so cute how they hum the 3ds tomodachi concert hall songs sometimes.

some guys are like "oh, when women like gundam they like it solely for the BL as opposed to the male fans who like the gunpla and military stuff" but you don't understand, the women who like gundam like it for the complex war stories and science fiction military theory and gunpla *and* the BL

Big doggo

Switching it up a bit with some chest/bis

LONG LONG MAN

this one

I never asked for this[?] I always did my best[?] Without your love I am a [BR0KENNn] mess Now I’m never enough And it’s almost too much For me to work I need a human’s [touch toUCH TOUCH] I’m just a toy to you, my love Just a thing to play and Then throw away [dontleavemedontleavemedontleaveme]

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

Stitches🧡🧵🪡 (OCs are Kilgrud & Rose) Kind of a redraw from an older piece~ I love the parallel of this two relationship, where they help each other heal from past stuff, and the litteral act of stitching wounds . #orc #forsaken #undead #worldofwarcraft #WoWoc

The casual use of the word “backyard” to refer to other nations should clue you in on why we’d rather trade with anyone else.

this shit rocks

When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

"There she is!!!" by SamBakZa was posted 22 YEARS AGO today on @newgrounds.com. Happy Anniversary to Doki and Nabi!