i'm actually like, literally too gay to function

a scapetoast is an object that transforms like a scapetoast

yes that's correct, i'm 15h into the silked songs and have not bothered to make my way over to the first main quest marker... and i am still having a great time exhaustively exploring the map

severely & excruciatingly overthinking the differences between putting 日本語 "🆗" vs. "🔰" in bio... an indicator that i am learning and open to interaction? or a warning that i am to be cautiously avoided like a new driver? 😰

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

it seems there was some kind of "beard day" recently... please accept this nonsense in place of real & timely participation

we ALL know even the biggest and strongest gants are simply toys for wiser and more capable krons right? that's just the natural order of scapetoast....... unless? 😳💦

part 1 of the aftermath... something is wrong! learn from gant's mistakes: trying to wash off kron scent just makes you smell MORE like balls. sorry champ, u are marked for the full duration, so get used to it.

the goats are fighting!!! 💢🤼‍♂️😈 except, it doesn't seem to be much of a fight at all...

*PLAP* gant is haunted by some kind of evil sleep paralysis demon... feverish dreams of "bofa" on this hot summer night

did someone say FAT 🐐 KRON? no?? well it's time to start saying it. repeatedly 🛐✨

bulk gant has some good rep already so i will do my best to provide some cut* gant in the future as well... there may even be some sketches already 😏 (*cut mode does not imply less total mass than bulk mode)

nothing beats a scapetoast holiday and right now, you can gain 50lbs, per sheepgoat! that's 200 more pounds for a flock of four 🐑🐐🐑🐐

i've got 💪🐐💦 gant growth on my mind this weekend... severely!! as such, i simply must repost this legendary image by @remerting.bsky.social -- truly the blueprint for bulk mode

i have a new gant detail moving forward: when he goes hyper mode, his beard juts straight out, parallel to his jawline. like an upside-down pompadour 🍆🐐 contrast w kron beard which appears to flow like some kind of mysterious & evil liquid 😈🫟, and shon beard which is like a fuzzy cloud 🐑☁️

If belly is so good then why isn't there belly 2? *sees a fat taur* oh my god

thinking about the two primary gant mg builds: - bulk; width & density-focused, perma-6' tall meat cube - cut; extension & proportion-focused, streeeetched out macro frame which buff goat would you choose?? 💪🐐🧱⚖💪🐐📏 ❓🤔

today i would like to discuss: gant's particular brand of "stupid" -- distinct from other kinds displayed by my chars, somehow. i personally feel a tangible sense of him being some unique kind of dumbass.

LET'S GO -- HYPER MACRO GANT'S FANTASTIC FUCKING ADVENTURE! 📈💥💪🐐💦💢 i warned you about egging him on! enablers, all of you... this is more or less what will happen any time he's encouraged. just look, now toast town is totally ruined, and it's YOUR fault!

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Whatever Happened to Anton Capriccio?

continuing... as usual, he does not know when to stop 🥴💦

the not-at-all-humble beginnings of a recent Gant Growth Sequence 💪🐐💦 makes a good repost for 'ceptember! ⚠ [DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE GOAT] ⚠

biceptember~ around here, we're aiming for peaks that rival heights 💪🐻

i've been feeling pretty down lately for a number of reasons, and it's leaving me in the disconcertingly familiar rut of "having nothing left to say about anything"

I Would Like To See It

tomorrow i turn 100000... trying to enjoy the last of my 5-bit days

i think they should take even longer on s*lks*ng now, as a joke

🐐💭 occult stone idol that gets bigger / fatter when you worship / leave offerings for him

where is my occult idol post... i need it rn

🐂🐂 A&Dらしい漢字: 双 林 競 絲 赫 羽 多 炎

the premise: "fat middle aged man in charge of italian deli, who gives you free meat samples"

Is this true?

fat 🐐 kron has been occupying a lot of mental space recently (lol) but i think it is important that i give fat 🐑 shon attention also, as he plays a different role

shon wg sequence!! 📈🐑💦 who is feeding this sheep...?

unprecedented: this man invaded my dreams last night ✨🐐✨

it's too hot to draw something new. i can simply use the power of my imagination instead. incredible!

ice wolf

bowja from his cashle 🐢🏰

Daddy doodle

Like I've said before... Gaining 400lb, instantly makes you 400 times more attractive, that's just a fact.

thinking about kol a lot rn... 🥛👀💦

the elusive third son... big bro KOL makes an appearance! we have not seen kol for a few years! naturally he is BIG big just like dad, but this bull is built a bit different from his bros... he's strong enough to keep both of them in line without saying a word tho 🐂💦🐂💦 💪🐂

"THE JIG IS UP!! LANT IS A GREAT BIG WEIRDO!!!!" ✨🐐💭✨ (that's what will happen~ 😏 i call it "Operation: Lant is a Weirdo who keeps Bugs in his Pencil Box")

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I'm the original　　　Scapetoast

* θxθ that me

number fifteen... sheepy goat hoof lettuce

I Love You, But…

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