hot take: i should be 255 lbs

thinkin about that rat........ 🥺

HENRIK is here! 🍻🐀✨ a coworker of kol's, this rat has the appetite of someone who expends at least 10x the effort he does on a good day. he is quite fun to hang with, but supervise him closely if he is given fridge access, and be wary of his tab if you go out.

POV: you invited henrik inside and his ass is NOT leaving

☕🐀🍩 <- (his ass is not working)

original idea do not steal: industrial logistics sim where u are tasked with building increasingly complex fatfur feeding production lines & infrastructure

4x toasty 5x scape

you saw a slim guy doing the blastoise meme online? that must have been really difficult for you )-: should i call the police?

nokia ringtone scapetoast

I'M SICK!!!!!!!! 😩😷

Goat Dad Asgore

a&d singlehandedly carrying an entire dairy farming operation by alternating their milking schedules for 100% uptime 🥛🥴🥛 (facilities aren't set up to handle both of them at the same time yet... throughput issues, etc.)

atonement 😩 (or: "if he flex... it's over")

i think it might be... moovember 🐂🐂

The jack-o'-lambtern wishes ewe a Happy Halloween 🎃🐑

sheepgoat costume ideas: 🐐 gant: sexy vampire 🧛‍♂️🩸 🐏 shon: sexy chef 👨‍🍳🍕 🐏 lant: sexy euclid 🧙‍♂️📐 🐐 kron: sexy vampire (real) 🧛‍♂️🫀

SOLAR. FREAKIN. SHEEPGOATS.

it's a 2 beers / 0 drawings night i'm afraid

💼🐐🏢 BIG BOSS KRON 🏢🐐💼 have you finished that report yet ??

you wouldn't EXPONENTIATE a SHEEPGOAT

✨💙🐂♉♊🐂🧡✨

OK NOW bro...now you're pushin' it BRO you're takin' it personal I'm jokin' with you I'M NOT JOKIN, BRO

🟦🐂: BRO LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU FUCKING LOOK BRO 🟧🐂: [SHADE SFX]

it's wild that next week will already be my One Year L*y*ff Anniversary, even though i am still so burnt that out i can only just barely function!

none scapetoast with left sheep

similar accommodations are also available to employees of other hyper-type, so there's nothing to worry about when you become, e.g, a muscle cube, dong slinger, or catastrophic macro... you will still be able to reply to your emails

been preoccupied with office shon wg scenarios, or rather... wfh shon wg after he gets too big for his cubicle and gets way WAY more accommodations than he was expecting 👀💦

shon wg sequence!! 📈🐑💦 who is feeding this sheep...?

he has a biiiiiiiiig smile

i wanted to do some fat shon posting tonight but instead i will defer to lrts for perfectly encapsulating the vibe...

You've been seeing him so often; he no longer expects you to knock. Invites yourself in and strip down, he's eager to compliment how much fatter you both are. (3/3)

If he invites you over, make sure to wear lose fitting clothes. Your stomach will always be packed to the brim. (2/3)

I might be biased, but I'll always trust the fattest gamer to suggest the best games. I believe in their ... experience. (1/3)

(2024) "You can't just walk around butt naked all day" "Why not? Nothing fits anyway..."

Know the signs:

Very old work

i can have a second dinner at 10PM as a treat

a low-effort drawing for a low-effort man..... it's appropriate

☕🐀🍩 <- (his ass is not working)

realistically there is no place for 🐀 henrik in scapetoast office setting, especially since he's not even very good at his regular job... however this will not deter me from casting him in it as "coworker who does fuck all"

sheepgoat house but it scapetoast

scapetoast liminal waterpark setting GONE SEXUAL 🌊😩🛟

don't let him get to you... 💢🐐 if you're stressed out, just imagine him naked! it's easy. this will definitely help, somehow (?)

Mmmm okay.... boss man Kron wearing bright pink speedo, stretched across his ass barely covering anything.... Or on a lighter note I wanna touch fat neck and fat gut. 😌

leaning over me while I'm at my computer while I get so hard I become nauseous

I have often fantasized about seeing Mr. Kron in a state of undress. Resting his enormous rear upon my body as though I were his office chair...

pls feel free to share your most secret thoughts about boss kron... they will remain confidential and definitely not end up on the office bulletin board

Throwback to the "Dickter Scale" I made back in 2023 as a rough scale for hyper dick size in comparison to the body. I haven't posted it here so here ya go~!