i have officially fucking 👏HAD IT!!!!👏 with ig constantly feeding me bottom-of-the-barrel "meme pages" no matter how many times i click [NOT INTERESTED; DON'T SUGGEST], like i am blocking every single one of these on sight from now on

Old oekaki works. The fourth pic (Catfish Man) is fanart of a character designed by Gin-san.

Large Goat Big Toast Quite Interesting Actually

toast tip: new BoC @ -30% playback speed 🎶✨👁👁✨🎶

had a strangely vivid dream the other night about "DUNE JR." a completely sanitized reinterpretation of the novels in the form of a 90s cartoon in the "kids who were staying home from school" timeslot

invented something i call the "buttery scoop"... it's this thing where you eat spreadable butter from the tub with a spoon before and/or after applying it to a food item as usual. i do this. and you may try it as well

🧡🐂🐂: we're like, tired of always getting lumped together... 💙🐂🐂: yeah like we're uhh individuals too y'know 🧡🐂🐂: yeah like we're bros but also like separate & shit 💙🐂🐂: exactlyyyy bro 🤍🐑: okay but when was the last time you two were apart for more than an hour? 🐂🐂: ... ... 🤔🤔 like ... a WHOLE hour?

today i realized that i am not only accepting of my hair turning gray someday, but more eager / borderline impatient for it to do so... i am ready to become Wizard now please 🧙‍♂️

what do u guys think scarlet rot FEELS like... 🍄😩🍄

🐂🐂🪑

i think i can say after all these years... the internal voice with which i read all 🐂🐂 adam & doug dialogue is -- and has always been -- muscle man regular show

i never followed up on this premise, but the idea of a 50' tall (and counting) henrik being completely oblivious to The Developing Situation while he's just trying to chill... i daresay it's good

would

too soon

😊 remember! oh please remember!! 😊 do remember these scapetoasts? 🐐 how about the gant scapetoast? do you remember him? 🐑 remember shon scapetoast? now you do 😊 ha ha! 🐐 oh! i remembered kron scapetoast. he would appear in my room at night... but i loved it! 🐑 and who could forget lant scapetoast 😊

i know it's very unoriginal of me but i have been completely enamored with the whole daily tea ritual ever since my trip... i enjoy it enough to make multiple pots now 🫖☕🐐

Bweh

idk why im so fixated specifically on hyper kron breathing today... 😤 is it just him leaning into the role of The Big Bad Goat?? 🏡🐑🐐🐑💦 🏚💥💨💪🐐😈 oh my god look... he's gonna huff and puff and HUFF 👁👁💦 and blow their fucking houses in

consider: fat kron liquid* chug-based growth vs. swole kron deep inhalation-based growth 😤📈 *solid food is approximately liquid

a completely different hypertype 🐐 kron... shaped like an evil brick wall 🧱💪😈💦

ANTON -- apply directly to the sheepgoat

elden ring replay is well underway... this shall be my commentary thread started fresh with a new char, a 🐑 lant themed prophet currently leaning on two-handed cipher pata / flame sling as he frolicks about liurnia never used incantations in previous runs so this is all totally new content to me!!

🧱🚚💪🐐 BULK GANT 💪🐐🚚🧱

i am afraid i used up all my Art Points drawing that big gant and idk when they will recharge... 😭 until that time comes, please enjoy him and his mass

m-egg more like n-egg (recursive toastbug egg that hatches into some random # of (n-1)-eggs (following normal distribution (params μ, σ, determined by king status, drone pairing, & misc. environmental factors)), where the base case 0-egg is just a regular egg (hatches into a single toastbug))

where's my "mpreg more like m-egg" post

drawing more big guts w outies lately and i am finding myself leaning more toward the "direct sum" ⊕ style vs. the ever-popular "tensor product" ⊗ style... 🤔 much to consider

still thinking about him @scapetoast.com

increase the goat 📈🐐

if im being honest, i should really have bulk gant pecs irl. i deserve them. how can i accomplish this immediately?

🧱🚚💪🐐 BULK GANT 💪🐐🚚🧱

i've got 💪🐐💦 gant growth on my mind this weekend... severely!! as such, i simply must repost this legendary image by @remerting.bsky.social -- truly the blueprint for bulk mode

thinkin about hyper bulk gant today... 6' tall, 12' wide, heavier than a truck, strong as a truck-sized goat 🚚💪🐐💦

i want ig to stop showing me that guy who's toughening his hands with dog medicine. idk how many more times i need to click "not interested; do not show user" to communicate this

more.....

📰 WEIRD: local pervert becomes mythical serpent 🐐📈👀

i will be trying to leverage my post-travel sleep cycle disruption toward a more productive and gratifying schedule... need to milk the current good mood for all it's got

scapetoast

made it home... 🐐🧳

International Toast of Mystery... 🇬🇧🐐❓📵 (NO CELL SERVICE WHATSOEVER)

TRAGIC: fat guy wearing shirt precisely sized to mitigate belly peek

thinking about henrik having surprising speedrunning capabilities 🎮🐀🍺

henrik rat design pass 2026 feat. enhanced snout & 👀 eyes

man,

Find My 1,000,000,000,000 Toastbug Eggs 🥚🐜

we have scapey toast but like, not evil, and we have 🧛‍♂️😈 EVIL-A SCAPEY TOAST 😈🧛‍♂️

tricked into walking this back bc i put on some good music, had a glass of wine, played for a few more hours, and was able to achieve a Vibe first impression was hampered by a very weak starting kit + poor telegraphing of hazards. upgrading enough to one-shot weak enemies is the key to the Fun

tricked into buying fr*ctal bl*ck w*rld on sale for five bucks, curious about the custom engine and its history, but i cannot be tricked into finding any aspect of the gameplay itself entertaining or even vaguely interesting

This goat does 11,640 damage per second

ok now you have to imagine him drinking from a firehose