My spicy people made a banger.

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”

At the Broadview ICE facility, an ICE agent tried to run dozens of protesters over with an SUV as we walked on a public crosswalk. He kept driving for about a full football field until ICE barraged us with pepper balls.

I want to know who stayed. 😡

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

This morning I have untangled the hall rug five times in less than an hour, and now I find cat tongue shaped grooves in my very expensive butter. Fostering is for the rich and patient. I am neither. 😂

@bsky.app why do we have to discard our cancelled posts? Why can't we keep them? All I needed to do was add a hashtag. Now i can't even copy and paste or edit or anything, I just have to throw the whole thing away. 😟

Great news... If Comey gets just a few more indictments, he can run for president and win!

Just in time for Christmas!!

Do you know how much Tylenol my mom had to take for me to be this funny?

This is the Chicken Alarm and she is just a little miffed that you are not petting her with both hands. BOTH HANDS PLS ✋🤚#caturday

DID the Daily Beast turn bright MAGA red today or did that happened a while back?

I feel truly honoured to have been chosen to design this year’s Radical Book Fair poster hosted by Edinburgh’s Lighthouse Bookshop 🖤📖 I’m so happy with how this turned out and I can’t wait for the event 📚

Today in 1580 Sir Francis Drake completed circumnavigation of the globe The expedition was a covert English mission, authorized by Queen Elizabeth I, that involved raiding Spanish shipping and plundering ports and to claim territory for England rather than a mere voyage of discovery.

Reports from the Miami Herald reveal that a staggering 1,200 people have gone missing from just this one facility. Alcatraz is now drawing comparisons to Auschwitz.

Secondhand stores about to get RICH RICH EICH

Trump is going to designate IKEA a terrorist organization.

This rapture sucks. I want my money back.

Where was Mickey Mouse on J6?

What is the metric equivalent of a ‘butt load’?

Hackers, if you hear me. . . Knock out the student loan servers And the mortgage servers too

@grrreee.bsky.social everyone should follow my girl, Tylentifa!

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I gotta get out of here. The news is too sad. I don't have a large enough capacity to hold it all. Here's a cat.

Fuzzbutts. I wanna thank everyone who has supported me in the past. I am sticking to my promise and knocking out art for anyone who donated. Just need a couple of bucks for some groceries to finish off the month. Someone sent me $300 on PayPal then did a charge back venmo.com/code?user_id...

Real weird to read an article describing a right wing reactionary guy who lost all his friends as he became ever more right wing and reactionary and then did something straight out of the right wing reactionary playbook and then have people saying “this is not just some right wing reactionary guy.”

i really wish our law enforcement and media werent telegraphing to mass shooters that messages written on bullets will be breathlessly and uncritically publicized with no further examination

Cutting healthcare for millions of poor Americans is political violence

Heads up teachers!!!! If the Teachers Freedom Alliance shows up in your school STOP IT FROM TAKING HOLD.

Partisanal 😁

It’s made by a partisanal guy in his bedroom. You can choose your designs on his website www dot designerammo dot com.

You know Charlie Kirk's utility is retired when now they're mad at an escalator

Last portrait painting! Horray! I’ll post a full image of all the portraits soon. — #watercolor #watercolour #art #水彩 #aquarell #wipart #portrait

Get autism the normal way, off of a toilet seat.

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What frightens me most is the heat this country is under, from the top down, and how little defense we have against it - no Congress, no SCOTUS, no constitutional conscience, anywhere. The real crisis? The absence of defenders when democracy needs them most. Who is standing up for America?

It's the Boogeymen come to steal your children holy shit America. youtube.com/shorts/hbyQF...

😵‍💫 “If NATO shoots down a Russian plane, this will mean the beginning of a military conflict,” — Russian Ambassador to France.