This timeline is so f*cked up that I find myself agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene. <shudder>

On our summer trip to NYC, we sat in the rain for two hours to see a preview performance of this (which was, rightly, ultimately cancelled due to safety concerns). Very happy we’ll be able to watch this!

HUSBAND: See, if you eat an apple from the bottom, you get to eat more of the core. ME: Look at you working on your core!

When Massachusetts passed a "millionaires tax" in 2023, conservatives claimed the rich would flee. But two years later, they haven't — and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education. A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

But *their* emails?

I don't care WHAT the posters or trailers say, my head canon is that the sequel is called "The Devil Still Wears Prada" because it's an objectively better title.

The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.

I’m GenX, so I’ve never heard about three-curing before, but it explains so much in terms of why and how horrible basic literacy is among the United States’ populace.

I feel you, Cookie Person. Sometimes we all feel a little empty and collapse.

“The fight lives on” even as many of your constituents and fellow Americans will NOT, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

#MikeJohnson fails miserably at hiding behind his religion. Attached are 100 quotes from the Bible on feeding the poor. #SheShed

"On the eve of Veterans Day, we should also remember the fact that over 1 million veterans actually participate in SNAP." - Crystal Fitzsimmons, Food Research and Action Center

My feels in a comic.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

the supreme court has ruled we're no longer allowed to cut these and in fact they're personally going to the landfill to tape already cut ones back together to hurt turtles and birds

HUSBAND (as we finished our evening meal of a reheated rotisserie chicken and air-fried frozen steak fries): “That was such a delicious dinner, honey!” ME: “Thank you. I Jane Jetson-ed the shit out of it. I’m exhausted from pushing buttons!”

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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

Love this Pelosi anecdote via @semafor.com www.semafor.com/newsletter/1...

It’s day 38 of the government shutdown. Republicans still control the House. Republicans still control the Senate. Republicans still control the White House. This is still a Republican shutdown.

So… he’s opening admitting to breaking the law(s)?

Remember, remember The fifth of November youtube.com/shorts/PfBCn...

Accessibility settings don’t ruin games. They make sure more people get to enjoy them. That’s it.

Virginia didn’t come to play

I can’t believe they called prop 50 the moment polls closed. That tells you something. Most of these races were called within 45 minutes. It’s a BLOWOUT, y’all. THAT is what we call a MANDATE.

democrats are having such a good night that the polls here just closed and they’re already calling it lol

Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't. Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.

Yes, I live in Southern California. Also, yes, I am watching the live feed awaiting Zohran Mamdani’s acceptance speech.

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So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

In the lightest of news (because we can all use some lightness in our lives now), Bailey is the first openly gay “Sexiest Man Alive.”

The GOP is intentionally starving Americans. Pass it on

“But the taxes in California are so high!” maybe because our federal taxes don’t come home…

Republicans still control the House. Republicans still control the Senate. Republicans still control the White House. This is still their shutdown.

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) actually told the press that Democrats would be the ones hurt most by losing SNAP. To be fair, since he lives in Florida instead of the state he represents, maybe he doesn’t realize 752,000 Alabamians rely on SNAP—14.6% of the state’s population.

The Pentagon has failed seven audits in a row and the DoD has confirmed nearly $11 billion in fraud in just 7 years. But the concern is the poorest Americans abusing the average $342 monthly alotment. foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-...

Stayed up all night in the pumpkin patch, sincerely, and NOTHING!!! Good Grief!

Got to run through the first episode of Dispatch tonight. It's like playing an excellent episode of Young Justice with the language of Invincible. Looking forward to more and to the hope that episodic releases of games will again become a thing (it might be the best funding option games have left).

If you’re registered to vote in California and you have not already submitted your ballot, vote yes on 50.

When you do a deep clean of your workspace, you can uncover some … interesting ancient artifacts.

@noahjnelson.com happiest of birthdays (well, happiest as we can get in this timeline) to my birthday brother!

Fuck this. If “Nazi tattoo” doesn’t cross the line, you have no line.

He’s tearing down the People’s House while Americans go hungry.

You may be living in an absolutely racist country when 13-year-old Black boys are tried and sentenced as adults, but white dudes who *are* adults are called "kids" by JD Vance to shield them from culpability.

Glad I got to wear this out at the #NoKings protest today.

Perfectly put!