Never open a dating app in an offseason coastal town.

Trump announced that he’s directing federal troops to Portland. Portlanders look after each other, and that’s how we’re going to overcome these threats.🧵 ✅Report suspected federal agent sightings to PIRC’s hotline (1-888-622-1510) instead of spreading rumors on social media.

War zone Portland, OR.

Does Goggins know he sold out

Seen.

Didn’t bring enough Tums to the function.

As a dog owner, once outside, I never want to speak to another dog owner.

This @mets.com curse continues until they retire the number of the only good Met ever, Yoenis Céspedes.

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

I don’t know how to tell you this but ACAB has always included the Yankees.

When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.

I do not want to watch your podcast.

Please. PLEASE. I have seen enough of The Oasis.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Watch out world I’m about to start another audiobook I’m never going to finish.

The dumbest country to ever exist.

I have listened to the new MLIW record and if they’re happy, I’m happy.

These Alien Earth creatures ain’t slimy enough.

If democracy is to survive, it must be defended where it is most under attack. And today, that place is here. By Max Benavidez Full story: lataco.com/resistance-l...

Bought a Powerball ticket so once I win, I can finance the next Lifetime record.

Remember classic early frontrunner presidential election battles like Hillary-Giuliani and Bush-Tsongas? Don't wait!—ACT NOW to tell every trans person you know that you're selling them today for a meme and a haircut you hope will look good in three years.

I regret to inform everyone that the Mets are back.

Jeremy Piven is in Heat.

i will never vote for gavin newsom

47 year old who has completely failed at dating about to watch the last episode of the inflammatory SATC spinoff I am ready to criticize.

GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

it's crazy how we just take for granted now that the president is a deranged racist

Because in 2025, survival is a strategy and freedom is a coin toss, here is an immigration lawyer-approved playbook to help your odds if a loved one or family member gets detained by a federal agent. By Erick Galindo Full story: lataco.com/fight-deport...

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Fentanyl exposure does not exist. Police officers are the most aggressive purveyors of this drug misinformation You must ingest, snort, or use a transdermal mechanism to get fentanyl in your system. This is the police officer equivalent of dropping on the floor at church and speaking in tongues

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I wish a very happy “fuck you” to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and they’re not gonna stop at Obergefell either This is why we fight for *everyone*

The world is letting them

when driving on the highway it’s important to at all times have established an enemy

Fell into the liquor and now I’m listening to two Incubus songs.

At a promotional event for a beer company today, Hulk Hogan took a photograph with a member of the Goyim Defense League who was dressed in racist apparel. 88 is a code word that means Heil Hitler. (H is the 8th letter in the alphabet). His hat reads "make America white again."

Gawker > Hulk Hogan

rest in piss, hulk hogan, you racist megalomaniacal unwatchable sack of shit, i hope satan does the five moves of doom on your ass for eternity

so how's peter thiel's health these days, no reason just curious

When I say I want to go back to the good old days I mean thirteen years ago when I was prescribed Percocet for two weeks.

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

simply explanation for this guy specifically is that he’a a dumbass

Anytime you hear about ICE morale being low, ask yourself why it's not lower.

20 episodes behind in Love Island feels like my student loan debt was reinstated.

I blame the hats @mets.com

Casual red flag, anyone who has seen a Jurassic Park movie past part three.

All the best to her and a reminder that Michael Weatherly, who harassed her, was caught on camera doing so and was enthusiastically defended by CBS (who put Dushku through the wringer), is headlining an NCIS spinoff.

ACAB includes the Naked Gun remake for many, many reasons.

Starting Entourage as a form of self harm.