For the first time in my life, I thought to myself, “Please tell me a human didn’t write this.”

Every commercial is going to be about AI, isn’t it?

2026 and still thinking about and listening to the Judgment Night soundtrack.

Sometimes I can hear my neighbor cough through my apartment walls and I’m reminded of the wealth gap.

“-sent from my iPad” - the Epstein list.

Gov. Newsom announced today that weapons manufacturer Anduril Industries is spending $1 billion to expand their footprint in SoCal. California's economy is dependent on weapons and aerospace manufacturers, but celebrating this as a win is another reason why Newsom should never be president.

I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.

Hoping the next DSM includes Billionaire as a mental health disorder.

Deactivated my IG to focus on the real misery over here at bluesky.

this is so important to me as a friday night lights fan

This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”

My adult acne keeps me young.

ITS OK - dashare.zone ADMIN

The absolute audacity of making me work tomorrow.

This lady is not your friend.

If you haven’t seen our first ad of the campaign, here it is:

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

Two of the most significant politics editors in Teen Vogue’s history were working class trans people from Ohio and Philly, and their tireless, fearless work is a huge part of why so many people are mourning its demise now. @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social and @leximcmenamin.com you will always be famous

So Schumer never did endorse, huh. Nor Gillibrand. Just irredeemable pieces of shit, the entire NY senate delegation

This is the record exec behind this AI generated slop, Neil Jacobson who owns Hallwood records which distributes this fake artist. variety.com/2021/music/n...

Teen Vogue did some great journalism around immigration detention and enforcement. Sounds like corporate has now killed that off. The media landscape shrinks even further.

I know people really love Powells, but fuck them for having Louis CK there. On top of everything else they've done over the years, I think I'm personally through with them.

You've got questions, I've got... limited answers.

What radicalized me? Growing up in the 80’s, having zero parental oversight and watching The Mask (1985) and The Elephant Man at a very early age, duh.

Life is cyclical. Kids are wearing Jncos again, Nazi Germany is back…

Late to this, but if you aren't willing to stand up for trans people that puts you on the side of the villains. There is no excuse and no "strategy" that justifies it. Either stand with people under attack from the state or get out of the way so someone with a working moral compass can step up.

happy birthday winona ryder 💖

We had a GOOD time.

Home from Common Thread Tour. Will be posting my tour journal at some point, somewhere. Photo by @ryancrashburn.bsky.social

Last day of Common Thread tour in Leeds, England. Will be calling everyone big dog.

#Portland: ICE sighted at Por Que No 🚨 3524 N Mississippi Ave, Portland, OR 97227, USA #fuckice

I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment. Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.

Reminder that the Trailblazers could have hired Becky Hammon, but instead went with Billups despite an ugly sexual assault allegation in his past.

🥁 new @teenvogue.com as politics editor, I'm now writing our newsletter The Take (with a refresh from our art team 😍) first one focuses on plugging into organizing post-No Kings, from ICE watch to salting a workplace. it is 100% free and sends Wed + Sat! sign up! www.teenvogue.com/newsletter/t...

3:17am. Time to figure it all out.

We too yearn for the heady days of the 1980s and 90s when decent, hardworking Portlanders could make their way in this town.

Palestinians stand atop the rubble of their lives and show the rest of us what courage means. We owe them everything. Me for @discourseblog.com on two years of genocide. www.discourseblog.com/p/palestine-...

“Dude, it’s only piss.” - me to my dog every walk for the last ten years.

Never open a dating app in an offseason coastal town.

Trump announced that he’s directing federal troops to Portland. Portlanders look after each other, and that’s how we’re going to overcome these threats.🧵 ✅Report suspected federal agent sightings to PIRC’s hotline (1-888-622-1510) instead of spreading rumors on social media.

War zone Portland, OR.

Does Goggins know he sold out

Seen.

Didn’t bring enough Tums to the function.

As a dog owner, once outside, I never want to speak to another dog owner.

This @mets.com curse continues until they retire the number of the only good Met ever, Yoenis Céspedes.

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints