First 10k in the books. Seeing how I didn’t train and winged it I don’t feel too bad about my results

Online women only date men with money but in real life everybody baby daddy poor. Online women only date tall niggas but in real life the short niggas stay with a bitch. Online men don’t like fat women but in real life the fat girl in the club stay getting flaked to. This shit online is rage bait!

“You scaring the hoes” is gender neutral.

As soon as this meeting finishes I’m outta here

That's the quiet part. Ain't finna call nobody dumb outright, but the folk with very little to say/confidence in their knowledge abandoned this place fast af. It's easier (objectively) to kiki at bullshit all day, and dass they right.

Brunch things ✨

Fuck Diddy and if you support him, fuck you too.

We are about to see if this blackberry infused gun is as good as everyone says it is

i just love when black women #loveislandusa

I was so disappointed

You can never get a person that has only seen rain to believe in a sunny day

Best advice I’ve received is don’t look for marriage. Look for someone that loves your properly/pours into everything you do and that you have the desire to do the same. In the midst of that marriage will find you

10lbs down and 20 more to go

Am I……..autistic???

24 & Pressure

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!! Dreamville was a vibe

Everyone’s a dreamer #dreamville

I strongly believe one of the most important things to teach a daughter is how to properly identify people (esp men). Women have an incredible super power to grow anyone beyond their wildest dreams. Gotta know if you are growing crops or crab grass

This is real af. This is why I go to the gym in the mornings to force myself to kea e the house lol

I done seen a lot of ass whooping in my life. But the way I just saw Omni man beat marks ass in season one of invincible was one a whole nother level

It’s a tough job so make sure to pack a lunch and a Powerade. There’s a lot of ground left to cover

And ya better not start running 🏃🏿‍♂️

I was so proud when she showed me it went on her wall lmaoo

If you don’t want people calling out you being dumb…then don’t be dumb?

If you’re black and didn’t like the halftime show… you’re entitled to your own opinion ofc… but imma look at you funny

It's plenty Black folks i wouldn't invite to the cookout. Let's get THAT list straight before we start taking walk ups

Just killed my lil work presentation.

Imma need you to slow down on the women over 5’11. Gotta move it to women under 5’6

I have no idea how I used to wear just boxers instead of boxer briefs growing up. My dick is in the way of everything at this point and iono like it

As a pediatric brain cancer bioinformatician the short answer is, “shits just not that simple”

Yall come look at all these folks lying

Call me the ambassador

Oh, we got a videos tab now???

This the type of manipulation that needs real game to get off 🤌🏿

Guess who’s back

Imma take a break for a lil bit I’ll be back

Exactly 😂🤣

Got think before you speak when you talking to a real freak

10/10 🔥

Fun fact, I actually used to cut my eyelashes as a kid because they hit into my eyes too often lol

Damn, I’m just trying to see

Yesterday I made tacos and didn’t have any taco seasoning so I made it from scratch and those were some of the best damn tacos I’ve laid my tongue on that weren’t connected to a thigh

This is one nightmare that I e never had to worry about lol

Elite level comedy

This is definitely the type of shit I would be on if I could sing

A boxer bandit??