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Take ya meds. Drink water. And make sure to

“I draw from the absurd three consequences, which are my revolt, my freedom, and my passion" www.themarginalian.org/2017/07/24/a...

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

"Look folks. The 80-year-old leather daddies that you see marching in our Pride parade in MPLS with a huge Leather Pride flag watched a ton of their friends die while our government and our society laughed at them. Their Leather families were sometimes their only families 1/" [click through]

actually it's important to post even more unlocked rpf omegaverse porn on ao3 so all the AI slop the idiot tech bros churn out is incomprehensible to the general public. this too is praxis.

*reading my own wip* wow, really fucked up of the author to not finish this, i wonder what happens next

they are rich and imaginative and stunningly thoughtful and perceptive and wildly profound and they have made me cry laughing and cry when he articulates a sentiment or mood or observation so beautiful and real and true and yeah. read discworld.

mood

staying salty

i feel like i've talked about this before but a fundamental survival skill for surviving fandom is learning to identify when the speaker is presenting a phd thesis vs. playing dolls.

@smallestchurch.bsky.social ! www.facebook.com/share/1FJRuA...

The Lyft driver said “I like your hair.” I said, “thanks I made it myself.” He said, “very good job!” I said, “thank you!” And now we are riding in awkward silence.

Hey pirate friends, one of my very favorite crew members could use some love, please. Every bit helps www.gofundme.com/f/relief-for...

Some of you

The new “Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism—Yes, You! Yes, Now!” zine makes a great gift for your liberal fam, friends, neighbors & coworkers! Read, print & distro freely! Full text & PDFs on @igd.bsky.social: itsgoingdown.org/dont-just-do...

listen, we gotta live. we have to outlast them. we have to turn their graves into trans inclusive toilets.

Millions of people spent years "paying attention" to fascism. That's what got us here. It's not too late to plug into an activist community and start actively fighting these fascist goons with concrete, real-world action. But damn if it isn't ALMOST too late.

It’s been inspiring to see everyone come together for LA,,, but there’s one community I need to highlight. Not enough is being done for the black families after the LA fires. Ive partnered up with GoFundMe and the BMAC to create ONE main GoFundMe campaign to immediately help those in need. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Hey yall, do we have any ofmd fans that are in the south and trying to get out? If so message me 🫶🏻

Canada, land of avoiding news, bless

I have gifted this beautiful book so many times to writer friends and now is a good time to gift it to yourself too

"Unethical ships" this and "harmful pairings" that. I've got fantastic news! They're completely ✨️F I C T I O N A L✨️

My therapist: you have C-PTSD Me: *looks up C-PTSD* Me: no thank you Therapist: that’s not really— Me: I’m going to pass Therapist: you can’t pass unfortunately

GiveDirectly is handing out direct cash relief to low-income survivors of the LA fires. This is one of the best-reviewed charities out there & one that trusts the people they're helping to know their own needs. www.givedirectly.org/lafires/?_hs...

Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write "if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha." Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁

tell me about discomfort. how well do you deal with it? do you sit with it, the way our therapists tell us we ought? do you work-out it off? do you sublimate it, ignore it, reconfigure it into action, rework it into ambition, destroy it and reform it into inspiration?

Joining the club. I very much love many many pirate friends and I’m also a lot in love with @shraaamp.bsky.social because she is brilliant and kind and beautiful and thoughtful and honest and good and sweet and funny and hot and for some reason she loves me? And for every reason I adore her.

Hear me out: Red One is kind of a fucken banger. It's stupid, it's sweet, it doesn't get saccharine (unless you have a heart of stone, Scrooge McSuck) and it's got Lucy Liu and Bonnie Hunt! (and Chris Evans and The Rock and J.K. Simmons, I guess) It's not brilliant, but it's a pretty fun time

We’ve been bingeing taskmaster because it is a pure and beautiful thing in an ugly world, so imagine my delight when Guz Khan appeared (and he is DELIGHTFUL)

i hunger! someone fetch me a ham. with mayo for dipping. and a bear to ride to the bathroom, where i will cleanse my hands of ham juice and mayo sheen with the morning dew you have brought me in a vessel fashioned of fresh-bloom'd flowers. or french fries. french fries would be good too

motivation, you are my enemy and if I had the energy this morning I would stab you in the face with a fork except I'd have to wash a fork first and that's not going to happen

Holiday cheer and fluffy enemies to friends to lovers and truly an epic amount of batshittery, now available at AO3!

hear me out: Hot Frosty (on Netflix) is absolutely charming (in a very dumb, sweet way) (it also took us eons to recognize who was playing the titular hot and frosty character for some reason?)

act 2 veilguard and i am both writhing in response to the painfully relatable Character Flaw conversations and still absolutely on the fence vis a vis who to romance. am i a delightful slut or am i a sad lil perfectionist who is secretly angling for Best Ending (and still doesn't know what that is)?

We’re on the way to K’s work holiday party in a town riddled with Taylor Swift traffic in a Lyft playing Taylor Swift because the driver says, and I quote, “It’s a Swiftie World we’re just living in it.” And I would never ever redact a tip but sometimes it’s nice to daydream

Coming to you live this holiday season: the batshit crazy follow up to Deck the Halls, with @jjleftshoe.bsky.social and a batshit crazy muppets Xmas carol AU with @shraaamp.bsky.social (bc I am batshit crazy)

it's #taketwotuesday somewhere! please enjoy Librarywhee! a down-bad meet-cute burn-so-fast-they-basically-spontaneously-combust-on-contact extravaganza for ednstedeldee archiveofourown.org/works/44011600 #ofmdfic

So far the only thing I don’t like about veilguard is that I’ve gone from loving Varric best to wishing him sepsis

Have finally made good on my threat to make THEE S2 Blackbeard video. I'm so sorry. CW for S2 Blackbeard (drugs, booze, gun violence.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBu9...

This is one of my very favorite, very funny idiot4idiot fics in the fandom

Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you - have never published anything - have no readers - didn't write anything this month - didn't write anything this year - can't articulate words anymore - can only float and mournfully wail - were murdered ten years ago on this very spot

i almost forgot about this one. they are doing this RIGHT NOW!!!!

So Wired Magazine did a profile of me! www.wired.com/story/murder...

Playing Dragon Age: the Veilguard, and right now I want to knee Solas so hard in his "Elven Glory" that he will feel it back when he still had hair