This sounds like it was written by Heart Disease

Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

Crazy to think that one day my kid's kids will watch America try regime change in South America, we just cannot stop

Proud that the horned frog horn is so aggressively and obnoxiously loud in this TCU USC game

Muppet's Christmas Carol is just perfect.

Feels like this Dog Show could be better with some DraftKings ads

Helping spread the good word. I’ll be there Monday. Who else? www.mlb.com/astros/commu... #Astros

Okay extras in Game 7 is awesome besides the obvious monkey paw outcome

Don't pitch to him come on

Gotta hand it to Kline, he's hitting his spots and has not cried or anything

Springer finished rehab and he's pitching next inning

Clayton Kershaw in the clubhouse shaving his head and face saying "my name is Skylar" into the mirror as a panicked Dave Roberts stress eats candy corn

Max Muncy brought a tiny pillow and blanket to 1st base

Miles Straw home run I can feel it in my bones

19th inning - each team must breed a new type of dog

18th inning- each team picks 3 position players to run an elaborate confidence scam on an elderly person

16th inning is jet ski jousting

One of the best parts about working at a baseball team is everyone is on the same page and will roll in at around 10a tomorrow

Walk Mookie to pitch to Fredy Freeman. I get it but it breaks my brain a bit

Midnight CST- y'all can use aluminum now!

Astros Win!

I'm not sure if I have the reach to the right type of nerd, but I found this fossil (?) west of San Antonio and would love to know wtf this is

@tylermaun.com gray ramano has a pretty good N shirt for ya

Snack Zort!

Going to eat at Subway tomorrow to celebrate my friends in NYC, maybe go to the Houston M&M store.

Coyote moments

The Rockies continue to not be able to reach their elusive 10th win. They are now 9-49 (.155), have lost 7 straight, are 1-9 in their last 10, and have a run differential of -183. They are 3-27 on the road, 6-22 at home, and are 5-35 against teams over .500.

It's a Houston comeback weekend. 🤘🏼

SAY IT LOUD!

Coooooogs

Is there a group out there that wants Canada to be a US state so bad they're willing to pay more for everything they buy for it to happen? And if Canada/Mexico specific goods go up 25%, won't all goods end up going up just like the last wave of inflation? I just don't get who this is for

How many giant American flags are there? Like is it just one that gets passed around or does each stadium have their own just in case a title game is played there or what?

This game rules, everyone rooting for these teams is having a terrible time, as they should

Pacific Rim is set in 2025

The Astros as a whole got a lot worse at Call of Duty today

My kids are legit funny

Rare "t-top" roof configuration at MMP

I'd also like to be pardoned for throwing up on a girl on a 4th grade field trip to the Alamo

I'd like to be pardoned for calling a 19 year old AAA player sir 6 years ago

Titans fans knowing exactly how embarrassing it is to lose to them

Sound on lmao

Feels like bluesky has won

In the Astros R&D office we have a jar that you have to put $.50 in every time you use a baseball idiom when not talking about baseball (calling a movie a 'home run' or a resurant 80-grade). We have about $20 in there now

If you're still in line for antacids and ice cream, STAY IN LINE

We won 2nd place at my kids elementary in the story book pumpkin contest. My motion activated lights lasted the whole week! An esp32, a 555, 4 18650s, and a bunch of other components. Super overkill, I've become my dad.

I voted so I'd like to opt out of all political advertising, please let everyone know