So someone posts a sweet story and this dude: not on my watch!!

Me Too 🤚🏼

The open racism you guys have emboldened, megyn

#DeathSantis strikes again! Florida has to survive only 11 more months until the next clown is sworn in.

Ask yourself: why would this administration want to delete references to Medgar Evers’ racist assassin being a racist? Why might that be? I challenge anyone in this administration or Congress to defend this.

One of my former clients tried this back in the 00s. I wonder if they’re still using electronic price tags.

When will this asshole be held accountable for perverting justice?

Looked nearly flawless

Trump is the most corrupt president in history.

I’m getting away from IG, slowly; but this reel is outstanding.

I normally write something every February 14th. This year, my dear friend @andrewjweinstein.com wrote this, and it speaks for me. Thank you, Andrew, for being such a great friend and for writing this. andrewweinstein.substack.com/p/what-parkl...

This review had me hooked when I read Don Winslow and Michael Mann in the same sentence. And, the line, “This is a special movie.”

“The players exchanged insults, and at the end of the match the man insulted his male opponent’s wife.” —and then it was on like Donkey Kong, which none of the combatants had ever heard of. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Adding this to my stupidly huge folder titled, "If I Put This in a Thriller I'd Get Laughed Out of Town." Subtitle: YOU GOTTA BE EFFIN' KIDDING ME

Please read this entire thread.

If you’re past 40 you should look into getting a colonoscopy - polyps can be found and removed before they turn into cancer. The prep is worse than the procedure itself and it could save your life. people.com/james-van-de...

Trump has to go.

100%

This is it. Pam Bondi's sole job. Protect Trump, criminals, and pedophiles.

(Her boss’s name appears 1 million times)

So - Inspector Clouseau is on the case?

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Happy Birthday, Cliff... we miss you! 📸 Russ Marino

“How Bad Bunny Became the Liberal Celebrity That Finally Broke Trump”

Just when you think this asshole couldn’t say anything more dumb….it’s almost as if he is sitting on the floor of his padded room, flinging the shit from his diaper against the walls.

If you can't understand why Lindsey Vonn opted into the danger, you'll never understand what makes Lindsey Vonn great to begin with. Column for CBS Sports:

Two thoughts: Counting down the Wells post welcoming you back from some imaginary woke tundra. And, she didn’t write and produce the best season of Killing Eve!

Putting in a respectful bid for • post-posting editing capability • remove-follower option • ability to DM attachments • parallel construction in bullet lists • oh wait

Not to brag but I’ve been ahead of the curve on hating Ring cameras.

This is a great read; thanks Mark!

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Using his Florida Man powers for good rather than evil (for a change) www.wbal.com/florida-man-...

There was no happy ending for Patriots' owner Robert Kraft today.

Looks like it’s time to terminate Substack with extreme prejudice.

all Dems should join Massie in demanding Luttnick resign

Oh whaddya know? Trump, Lying Human Trash, is lying again, about what an actual American hero Hunter Hess said 🤷🏼‍♂️MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGAIN

@fieldofschemes.bsky.social This gives “follow the money” a new twist!

wishing a very sad Sunday to all Patriots fans. sorry to this guy.

This fuck and his family should have been kicked out of Italy solely for flying in their own lameass food!

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We miss you! #Olympics2026

JD saw her on the big screen and immediately went scrambling for a couch to hump.

missed opportunity for Vance, not working the booing crowd like a wrestling heel.

Ma’am, this is fraud in FEDERAL programs. You’re a member of Congress. Have you fully outsourced your oversight duties to Donald Trump, or just your thinking?

1. The White House said that the video merely portrayed characters from The Lion King. But there aren’t apes in The Lion King. The film is set in East Africa’s savanna, where monkeys are present, but apes do not inhabit the wild savanna regions depicted in the movie.