my sign saying we operate under US law has a lot of people asking a lot of questions already answered by the sign

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

This is what happens when you tell a senile, demented, malignant narcissist that he’s Jesus. He posts an AI pic of himself as Jesus healing his best friend, and fellow child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein. #ProudBlue #Epstein #25thAmendment

Bro wtf?!

George Lucas Calls Darth Maul To Congratulate Him On Disney+ Series https://theonion.com/george-lucas-calls-darth-maul-to-congratulate-him-on-disney-series/

I genuinely can't imagine being as bad at anything as David Zaslav was at his job and I also cannot imagine that amount of money

Convinced that nobody has ever bought a teenage engineering product for any purpose other than showing it off on YouTube

If you havent seen this, make sure you read.

people were so obsessed with the idea of the Beatles going bald in the 60s

from the "American imperialism" article

My dad loves using chat gpt and physically cannot figure out if it’s called gpt, gtp, ptg, ppt, or any other combination of those letters

How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

It's so cool to be so unhinging to a portion of the population literally just by existing that they'd rather butcher civilians than recognize that we exist Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Jonathan Majors Fell Through A Window On Daily Wire Action Flick, Leading Crew To Walk Off Set, Producers Say They “Don’t Negotiate With Communists”

had to go see the landback skyscrapers for myself

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Nintendo and Illumination apologise for an animation error in which Luigi's Foreskin was briefly visible "We want to make it clear; he does not have one of those" (Source: tinyurl.com/5n6zfr8h)

Daniel Craig says Benoit Blanc is his fursona (Source: tinyurl.com/nn4mamhv)

Trump said we “can’t take care of daycare” because “we’re fighting wars.” Hello? The $200B he wants for his war could provide every child in the country with a free school lunch for a year & have $170 billion to spare. Trump can help people here at home — he’s just choosing not to.

Your April Fools' Day Reminder that trickle-down economics is the greatest trick of all. It's nothing more than a cruel hoax designed to enrich corporations and the super-rich at your expense. Don't fall for it.

Donald Glover says he regrets getting the experimental surgery to talk exactly like Yoshi "Yoshi... :(" (Source: tinyurl.com/456a3fz6)

The president is a rapist pedophile

Changes that Republicans made to SNAP will kick a lot of people off food stamps starting April 1. If you can, please support your local food bank. www.sandiegocounty.gov/content/sdc/...

Artist BREAKS Vic 😂

No matter how many times I drag them away they keep heading back to this house and just play maracas at each other 😭😭😭

these lego sets just keep getting weirder

🚨 A new episode of Very Important People is out now on Dropout! Join Vic Michaelis and Stop (Caitlin Reilly) for a very important interview.

just this week: -- OpenAI killed Sora -- Disney subsequently cancelled its investment in OpenAI -- Wikipedia is now banning LLM-generated content ...tell me again how this is all "inevitable" and you have to "get on board or get left behind"?

looking back 6 months it’s kind of incredible how much political capital they right burned away immediately by trying to mandate a period of mourning for a podcaster with severe consquences if you didn’t capitulate

John Lennon in 1968

The Jetsons lied to us

RIP that little guy.

Starting new world in Minecraft

let's get remodeled with mommy #minecraft

Minecraft website in March 2012

Were TikTok ads always this bad?

Catch up on Minecraft Live! 1) Tiny Takeover releasing March 24 2) Dungeons sequel announced 3) Next game drop "Chaos Cubed": sulfur cave biome, sulfur cube mob, and sulfur and cinnebar blocksets 4) "Minecraft World" theme parks announced, launching in the UK in 2027

Minecraft fans are complaining about an update with the first new cave biome in 5 years, 2 new block sets and an entirely unique new mob

Pope Leo XIV encourages members of the clergy to embrace the teachings of The Three Stooges "The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit in many ways are like another trinity we care so much about" (Source: tinyurl.com/2zfebap2)

“It’s the second-largest increase in at least 30 years.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/u...

Only 15 days left to get this project funded! 🩷 Please share (or back it!) to support 🏳️‍🌈 www.kickstarter.com/projects/tap... It’s a collaborative project celebrating global queer history, as a way to combat growing fascism and erasure against our community ✨ #QueerArt #Kickstarter #SupportArtists

Bold move from nvidia, instead of increasing supply to meet demand, they’re decreasing demand to meet supply by making graphics cards that make your games look worse

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

When Trump says "we make a lot of money," he's talking about his Big Oil donors. They spent spent nearly $100M to get Trump elected in 2024, and the investment is paying off quite well for them. Oligarchy in action.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.