My ex hacked my phone and is spying on me - how do I get them out?! Almost every time its the ex manipulating them and never the device being compromised. Practice better password hygiene and stop talking to your ex

Its AWS reinvent where I will buy one good meal for myself before throwing myself into the system of everyone paying for my meal/drinks for 3 days so that they can get my time. Counting the minutes to my return flight.

I’m shocked that the guy wearing a black turtleneck sitting next to me at the bar in this vegas hotel works for an AI startup

what I woke up too what I packed too what I left

I’ve never seen one of these in person but I got into a number of arguments with people who ran them after I would take them down with an simple nmap syn scan. Knocked out ATM network in 7 states one tome. Impressive hardware. Horrible software. youtu.be/SSSB7ZTSXH4?...

oh no … the cat escaped …

Meanwhile tiktok has absolutely no idea who I am …

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The hyperfixation on data center water usage is one of those things that makes me think people are largely hunting around for respectable reasons to be mad at people they've already decided are evil based on emotional or tribal affinities.

Using LLM backed tooling to automate some tasks doesn’t eliminate other peoples involvement. The code still has to be reviewed and that takes people and tooling hours. In many cases this makes my job as an architect harder. Not easier.

With the partner gone for the week - someone is more needier than normal.

"Every single one of these men could and should have asked 'who else is involved' and refused to be included if it wasn't balanced." Yup. I'm also completely unsurprised none of them did. Our industry's gender imbalance is just normalized & accepted. 🧐 www.theregister.com/2025/11/28/t...

People will protest a library being built

preparing for Thanksgiving by testing business continuity technical processes

Someone excited for a walk …

That my discover feed is full of shit AI and star wars takes and not full of lovely dog images is a failure of the algorithm.

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺

Avoiding public WiFi, QR codes, or public USB chargers doesn’t prevent you from being hacked. Happy to sign onto this open letter alongside 80+ cybersecurity veterans urging a shift from folklore to guidance that actually helps people avoid the most common attacks. www.hacklore.org

What ultimately drove me out of my first full time infosec job at a major bank is that they hired a newly minted MBA to manage the security engineering organization It was so painful to witness/experience that I was out in 3 months. Printed out a resignation letter and walked out the door

I watched the second season like 5 times due to the terminally catty Anthony Bourdain clone.

Purple-kun, an energetic purple cyclist, is the mascot for sporting goods chain Murasaki Sports.

took a look at the thread on the bad site and god …

Being introverted and gay sucked in the 80s/90s so I just computered things and didn’t get trapped in pointless religious wars. Turned out I was better than most at it

Red panda

instagram gets me

I’m going to boycott Disney! - sent from Haunted Mansion at DisneyLand

When visiting my parents years ago I read through the opinion section of the local newspaper (those still exist) and someone wrote in that the recently implemented roundabouts was European socialism and should be removed.

The Chinese brand partnered with Waymo on a purpose-built robotaxi, which has already landed in San Diego. Here's what we thought of it: insideevs.com/news/779709/...

My survival strategy of taking too many Disney Cruises will continue into 2026

Password managers should support subdomain and other pattern matching day 1. It's vexing that @proton.me Pass doesn't. I literally can't use it because of this basic lack of functionality.

Today would have been Dr. John's 84th birthday, which was originally observed a day later and a year earlier - as wonderfully mysterious and chaotic as everything about him.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

I asked chatgpt to update a golang script to add a simple change to one of the functions and it preceded to rewrite the entire thing in python. So that's how my day is going.

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

This has literally never been the case. And companies like cloudflare exist due to fragile nature of the internet and the challenges of hosting anything on it.

#hugops @cloudflare.social www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Not being allowed go get up…

Just taking a moment to appreciate these wonderful pictures of Tom Baker with @louisejameson.bsky.social & friends at his MBE investiture this week. How does he get *more* like the Doctor the older he gets? #TomBaker MBE - it's about time.🧣🏅

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

I think my favorite thing about when it rains here in SoCal is our dog taking one step through the dog door, looking around at all the water, and then immediately coming back inside with her ears down as if I’ve personally betrayed her.

summer is really annoyed by the rain

Apperently asking why all the elderly white heterosexuals on nextdoor keeps calling out our queer person of color mayor as corrupt is enough you get you banned. Who knew?

San Diego prepares for rain

I’ve seen this quoted posted at least 7 times now in my feed and not a single one of you read it.

Atlanta Airport is pretty

On a daily basis I switch between Mac, Windows, and Linux (and occasionally FreeBSD) and I don’t feel the need to bitch about it. Which I’ve been doing for 30 fucking years. Only OS/2 has been removed from my life.