Very early 2000 SoCal business park vibes. Let’s create a massively wide road that carries no traffic even in the busiest times and shove as many palm trees in a straight line as possible.

I think the replies to this have officially obliterated my remaining faith in humanity... how the fuck do you even fall for this tabloid-level crap

George is cautiously making some great progress. His heart is pure but he just has some trust issues but we are working through those

this is so cute

space is awesome

Data centers not only facilitate bluesky posts but farming, logistics, health, transportation, disney fast pass, etc. They are the backbone of our modern way of life.

"My screen has just turned blue and there's nothing I can do"

Five television programs to get to know me: Andor Penny Dreadful What We Do In The Shadows Absolutely Fabulous Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom

Five television programs to get to know me: Doctor Who Fargo Taskmaster Andor Animaniacs

What to managed global vulnerability management at the best place to play? job-boards.greenhouse.io/sonyinteract...

After my nephews confirmation the Catholic priest came up to me and ask when he’ll be able to “marry me off”. I told him I could have my boyfriend at the Church within the hour. He changed the subject to the weather.

This is literally the infrastructure near my house. I'm always amazed how worse San Diego cycling infrastructure than most of Minnesota. A state under snow for a 1/3rd of the year.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Artemis II launches today so I've mapped out the detailed flight path for those interested

I assume this is due to the orange cheeseball said something stupid again?

You all do realize we’ve put 100s of humans in space since Challenger right?

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

I now have a nemesis. This is war.

I want to put this as plainly as possible: This site has way too many self-righteous, underinformed assholes looking to pick a fight. We need fewer of them and more people with Mark's expertise.

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

After playing with Attie for a bit, I think I get what they were going for. It is a tool to help people understand feeds and easily generate them tailored to their own particular interests. What it won’t do is replace bespoke feeds. I’ll share a few thoughts: 🧵1/11

Happy Transgender Day of Visiblity! I see you. I hear you. I love you.

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

Recently gotten back into WoW after many years and if you told 30 yo me that eventually one of the quests would result in two male centaurs hooking up I would have told you that you were insane This is the same company that had a don't ask don't tell or we would ban you policy in the early years

chashu in the bath #foodsky

Content moderation should never be done with AI, clearly it should be artisanally done by traumatizing human reviewers

to counteract the vitriol I get over the ai post ...

All this app does is allow you to make customized feeds using plain text language. It's a good use of the GenAI technology. But the collective freakout over the tool is why we can't have nice things. Actually care about the environment? Skip that next burger.

Respectfully, I don't think cooking together is romantic. Please move tf out of my way

Made the mistake of expanding the number of infosec accounts I follow. Won’t do that again.

the very specific ADHD feeling of buying a new thing because you need it, going to put it away, and finding that you already have that exact same model sitting there

It may seem strange because it’s disconnected from reality and has no value. Not because it’s a “fundamental skill”. The last time I wrote in cursive was in elementary school. And people don’t use checks anymore.

7 years old #rescue #dog

Part of the reason I'm such a radical supporter of term limits is because once someone gets a congressional or senate seat - they don't leave until they drop dead. Depriving us of an entire bench of people who could have experience in government.

Very much looking forward to this #KubeCon talk from @mccune.org.uk

Causal reminder that an airport doesn’t have to use TSA but can provide its own. Like SFO does.

Waymo still can’t do highways but at least we are making progress. But I do need to get to our offices in under 1.5 hours so not doing it today so it’s lyft.

Why is the discover tab now mainly businesses advertising?

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

My waymo honked at a tesla that wasn’t moving and I think that’s delightful

Wiz’s marketing was always a bit kitsch but this wasn’t well thought out ….

The villain

back into it

back in sf after 3 days and benu had an opening…

ahem www.justice.gov/usao-ak/pr/a...

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Had a conversation with an engineer for a live service game at another company who also spent the weekend playing 18 holes at two separate golf courses and he complained about data centers and water usage. He was also eating a hamburger. So irony is lost

Riding down the 101 in the bay area in a lyft is an exercise of seeing multiple teslas all being “driven” by people just staring at their phones.

Bought a MacBook Neo to replace the “house” laptop which will go on to replace the “3d printer” laptop which will finally be recycled after 10 years. And - lord - my main takeaway is that we have been vastly underutilizing our phones.