Is Jeopardy sponsored by JKR in some way!? I swear to FUCK there are HP questions every fucking episode in every version of the show. Like there is no logical reason for it to show up this often. Money is going into someone’s pocket or I’ll eat my very old hat.

“My cabages! Oh actually, that’s ok.”

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

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One of my favorite animal videos, probably taken at Disney's Animal Kingdom: four asian small-clawed otters racing back and forth across the grass like a troop of predatory socks, hopping up to try and snatch a butterfly out of the air.

THE TIP! OF HER TAIL! IT’S BETWEEN HER PAWS! ALERT EVERYONE!

Me getting my ass beat by teenagers at Casual Commander night.

I don’t need this, I already got my preorder copy, but *you*, Gentle Reader, do.

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS ANTIMATTER

Jeeeeeesus but Timothée Chalamet is getting dragged harder at the Oscars than the ghost in Supernatural Season 4 Episode 6 “Yellow Fever”.

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For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were. These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War. Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35 Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42 Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39 Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20

If @netflix.com drops Susan Rice in response to Trump's bullying, I'm dropping Netflix. If you feel the same way, let Netflix know.

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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

"Removing bovino doesn't solve the problem" I dunno, dude, it seems to entirely solve the problem of having bovino around. Bitch is a first town boss in a jrpg. He's not the end, but beating him allows you to progress and feel good about it.

I will NEVER stop being amused about how hard THE ODD COUPLE works to portray these two as heterosexual. The really impressive thing is that it fucking worked! Gay panic America gave this show five seasons! There was a remake! This show about two men living together as an 👉ODD COUPLE👈. Amazing.

The Weight of Words For HKers, language is our identity. We speak Cantonese. We write in traditional Chinese. And during the pro-democracy protests when it seemed like no one would hear us, we just made up some new words that speak our truth. Source: Telegram/ Ah-To (Dec 2019)

Judging by what I’m seeing, the legal battle about this shooting will be framed as both shooter and victim feeling threatened by each other. Ideally, the court will rule that the (supposed) LEO should be able to handle high stress and has a responsibility to do so. I’m expecting a circus.

My feeds right now:

I think it might be good for people worried about (the brain worm piloting) RFK Jr. to know that, at least here in MA, even the local supermarket chain is defying his bullshit:

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Texas state employees marched on the Capitol today to advocate for a pay raise for all workers and a cost of living adjustment for retirees! It's time for Texas to put #WorkersOverBillionaires! #txlege @cwa-tseu.bsky.social

Just to let folks know who don’t, there was an exceptionally good simulator for punching fascists released not long ago: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle.

A few days ago someone said something to the effect of "it's time to monkeywrench" (which is exactly right to get).... And I'm looking at a lot of people and I'm realizing.... Folks truly do not see it.

Seems timely to cross-post a thread of mine from the Bad Place, about karyotyping: essentially, examining people’s chromosomal arrangements. This can be done for many reasons, but in this case, I’m focusing on bigoted arsehats thinking they should test for sex chromosomes. Copy pasta, let’s go! 🧵

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TIL: My blender operates in the same key as “Teardrop” by Massive Attack.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

If anyone has any good updates about the Amazon strike, I’d love to see them. Really, any of them. Because, and this is <sarcasm>so surprising</sarcasm>, major news outlets are barely talking about it.

Righto, gonna recreate some of my most viral twitter threads here for posterity. First up: For a few decades in the first century CE, the Roman Empire was absolutely flooded with weird sex-coins and we're still not 100% why.