WE MIGHT DO IT. WE’LL ALL BE DEAD BY THE PARADE, BUT WE MIGHT DO IT.

ENEMYSHIP WITH VAR ENDED. FRIENDSHIP WITH VAR STARTED.

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Has to be said that so much of the hate for Arsenal comes from the fact that Arsenal has consistently had a good looking team. Other teams and fans won’t admit it but it’s the truth. They’re mad because their teams are ugly. This has been the case for almost three decades now.

Guy at the Lily Allen concert bringing up the Virginia election returns on your phone, you’re the real hero

I’ve had a really long day and I have a headache but even without that, I think I’d still cry over the splashdown.

Weird thing about my office is that I have a great view for what feels like quarterly fires to the south.

Second greatest moment in UMW’s competitive history (first is when we were second in the national debate ratings, just behind Yale)

BOSNIA HERZEGOVINA 🇧🇦ARE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!! ITALY HAS MISSED THE WORLD CUP AGAIN

Trying to decide how I feel about this disco version of “Ode To Joy” playing in Fox’s Italy-Bosnia Herzegovina coverage.

Also the library was apparently as surprised as I am about the new Tana French because it appears they have not even preordered it???

Went to the library’s website to pre-reserve the 4th volume in “On The Calculation of Volume” (aka Danish Groundhog Day) and someone had already reserved it before me, and I’m just like “who is this weirdo and how do we meet.”

Every day that Asteroid City is not in the Criterion Collection is a day we stray further from God.

Doing my annual compliance training and the narrator on the information governance video sounds like the narrator in the Jurassic Park infotainment video.

1/ This was so difficult for Emily to do. Having to tell her team she is banned by the FA at the end of the month from playing football just because of who she is. It tore her apart telling them. She then had to pull it together and play football, which she did. On the way home we both cried a lot

little kids everywhere will be super psyched when the oscars finally do the kpop demon hunters song at 11:58 p.m.

ABC making a good argument for why they are losing the rights to this

ABC’s version of the Glambot is making people walk very awkwardly towards the camera.

Stunning from Elle Fanning

Oooh, this is pretty. (Complete coverage on GFY tomorrow, of course, and the chat is up and running!)

I WOULD DIE FOR MAX DOWMAN

Inside the Department of War are two wolves: "We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting." "How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

@joereid.bsky.social @chrisvfeil.bsky.social Arsenal’s social media team did a prompt of “what movie do you wish you could see for the first time again” and this answer had me screaming (he’s Italian, maybe it plays better in Europe???)

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “It depends.”

Feeling very betrayed by Chattanooga-region AMCs, which showed me a preview for Sirāt before The Secret Agent and has yet to put Sirāt in any of its theaters and it doesn’t come to digital until after the Oscars.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Two immediately come to mind: 1. If Greta Gerwig wants to try early 20th century Russian intrigue, she is suited to the teenage girl and complicated family dynamics of Rebecca West’s “The Birds Fall Down” 2. WHY has Phoebe Waller Bridge not done a Dorothy Sayers adaptation miniseries yet!??

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Wolves this season

1. Secret Agent 2. Sinners 3. Sentimental Value 4. OBAA 5. Marty Supreme 6. Hamnet 7. F1 8. Frankenstein Have not seen yet: Train Dreams and Bugonia. Note: 1-4 can switch places at any time, same with 5-6. I feel very confident in my bottom 2.

I am going to marry two strangers because the blizzard closed city hall.

I hope whoever wrote this movie is now getting a lot of high fives for “I was supposed to talk to Mummy about my 60th birthday, she’s got big plans.”

Watching Scoop (topical!) and did just scream MIA THREAPLETON when she popped up as a random maid.

@rodger.bsky.social it’s possible you already covered this, but there is so much Cortina winter sports in “For Your Eyes Only.”

You can tell Vanity Fair’s not what it used to be, because their website should be wall-to-wall Andrew coverage and links to archival Royal stories right now.

Now that's some hate to have in your heart. God protect me from ever knowing this kind of hate in my heart.

This is why I cherish my 90s paisley-tapestry suitcase I got from my mom. You can see that baby from a mile away.

As a corporate lawyer, hearing one of my spots podcasts talk about reps and warranties in purchase agreements has me cheering in my kitchen.

Feb 10th - The Toros faced the Clovers at the national cheerleading competition. 📽️📅 Bring It On (2000)

Also on a “Bad Bunny’s butt” level

Some guys at this Super Bowl party joking that this seems more like a World Cup performance and I burst out laughing and had to explain that the Europeans are furious at the thought the World Cup might have a halftime show.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

I stopped watching Abbott Elementary midway through an episode in season 2 (as is my habit) and I caught the end before The Muppets and glad to see it’s till kicking and doing Wayfair sponcon.

Does anyone know why it sounds like a canon is firing occasionally in downtown Chattanooga?

Catching up on Andor and I love how blatantly French-resistance-coded the Ghor are. Why try to improve on a classic!