@mrjamesob.bsky.social If Steven Miller is a sexual matador, does that mean wife launches herself at him and then he steps out of the way, draping her in a cloak?

I was behind Jeremy Paxman at the ticket machines in Wakefield Westgate station about 2016/7. He was remonstrating in particular Paxo fashion at how impossible he found it to buy a ticket. I left him alone, partly through fear.

Demolition Man. Great 🙄 October 1993. If it’s the year - Jurassic Park 😬

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Star Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

Thank Maggie! Time to re-nationalise! No doubt this will mean a reduction in costs for those countries we subsidise by being ripped off here.

Couldn't agree more! Nick Griffin went on Question Time and was rightly ridiculed. Farage is far worse than him and is never off our bloody screens. This is the country I want back!

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Pissing off/terrifying the right people!

Did you watch a rehearsal?

Ooh ADHD is fun! Thursday I was full of energy, chatty, in a good mood. Yesterday the exact opposite but spent the day hyper focused on analytics for work - and today, somewhere in the middle. All I can think about is what time I need to leave later on. And already anxious about the train home 😫

They know. Oh, they know!

Hiding in plain sight… 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’d take the fine

Exactly! All those flag molesters at last week’s hate march have paid for his latest ‘griftcation’ to escape the law.

Knew I’d seen Melania’s outfit before…

😂

Superb, informative commentary from @mrjamesob.bsky.social akin to the Unrehearsed Voiceover Artist @michaelspicer.bsky.social 😂

I want my country back. The country that welcomed my Grandfather fleeing from the Armenian genocide. That welcomed the Polish grandfather of our political editor, who then fought against Hitler. That welcomed the Indian parents of our editor-in-chief, as citizens of the British Empire. That country

The scenes on our streets are shameful consequences of decades of austerity - government after government fanning the flames of anti migration instead of tackling inequality. We can & must make different choices. Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together.

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

Fucking hell...

Quick to bang on about fishing, but never bothered to turn up to the fisheries committee that he was a part of. He only ever turned up to spout shit when it was filmed, then fled before anyone could debate him.

Well known liar admits to lying… Nigel Farage admits he was wrong to say he had bought house in Clacton www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Ha ha ha!

Lovely day in Brighton the other day…

Sick of BBC continuously promoting Reform U.K. and ignoring other parties with far more representation? Please sign the petition petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

Someone else who’s been duped into thinking the ‘migrant hotels’ are a luxury. Not utter shit holes that are more depressing than the route to get here.

In the 7 hour drive to see family in Hastings I saw so many St George’s crosses and union flags on flyovers. Probably 90% of the union flags were upside down, showing just how patriotic these slopeheads are. We used to be a proper country. Fuck these racist pricks.

Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?

Stupid sexy Flanders...

Refreshing to see that Leeds are ignoring the majority of teams’ data-driven decisions and basing our recruitment policy on height and vibes. #LUFC #EPL

Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.

Wonder how Joey Barton’s feeling about the Community Shield penalties…

Drop an old person that you’re going to turn into in the future…

It boils my piss more than any other lack of manners. I think people do genuinely forget please and thank you but this is a conscious choice. Also speaker phone conversations. My wife does it and gets annoyed when I say “Hi so-and-so” If I’m not meant to be involved, don’t have it on speaker!

The algo obviously HATES us talking about this. So would you do us a favour and share? UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4

The Telegraph today carries a news story about someone paying £7.4 million for a handbag (Hello, Lady Bracknell!). And an opinion piece describing a wealth tax as a ‘moral abomination’. What a time to be alive.

Dune Hard With A Vengeance

DUNERAKER

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

Haha! Amazing 🤩

This is well worth a read if you’re a bit of a governance geek and like it when Reform UK LTD are exposed as utter chancers!

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

Says it all. #Brexit

Brexit and MAGA are the same disease of the mind. Like that parasite that does for ants

#Eurovision UK - What the hell just happened indeed. Nul points 🤦🏻‍♂️