I’m basically so funny

Ok so I am trying to get 4,000 patrons for my podcast @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social by the end of 2025. To that end, I think in a the next month or so I am going to do a 24 hour live stream where every person who signs up can request me to perform a song, live, with no preparation. That sounds fun.

My favorite band is The Mikey Giants

skin care poutine

There’s a line in Always Sunny where Frank says something like “what are we gonna do, sit here like a couple dicks in a yard?” And ever since I first saw that I sometimes sing: 🎶Our house Is a very very very fine house With two dicks in the yard🎶

It's time to join the wumprcent. brandtamos.github.io/wumpr/

I have talked a lot about the cost and revenue of making @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social because I feel like I want people to know what its like making an indie reported podcast these days. 6 months in, we're afloat, but we're struggling. Lots of numbers and explanation about how we make money here:

Take me hoooome Chappell Rooooooaann To the plaaaaaaace Hot to gooooooo

is this good

If you like @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and want to help it continue to exist, the absolute best thing you can do is to share it with anyone you think would like it. It’s continued existence is not a settled matter (we continue to lose $$$) and I really believe in this team and wanna see it flourish

my wife absolutely bodied me with this one

vully

masculine easter basket

devastating typo today

Weeer

This week’s episode of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is a classic super tech support. Learn about how the internet works, how it doesn’t work, *why* it doesn’t work, and what you can do to fix it. open.spotify.com/episode/0NES...

glurp it

it's fun to be a mischievous little imp and mess around with your home network settings and text your wife cryptic things like "is it ok if the wifi goes down"

the opposite of in-house counsel is outhouse counsel

Incredible youtube thumbnail i saw today

Hi! @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is looking for problems to solve. Please submit some on our website (at the link below) or email us at [email protected]! www.hyperfixedpod.com#question_form

Pepsi is short for Pepatitis C

The words “deedee megadoodoo” bouncing around in my head like the DVD screensaver today

piss cell

Look at this sun that my kid drew

Well… I’ve got good shoes and I’ve got dad shoes

Grocery store cashier I have never once seen in my life “I always like having you as a customer”

thinking about the time i hired a guy to powerwash my house and he saw my nasa hat and said "you think nasa is controlling those hurricanes?" and i said "nope!" and then he said "....yea me neither"

ford bonko

This is a really good podcast and this is a very sweet episode that will make you cry

Tik Tok Look for steak emoji

@kitf.bsky.social saw this in line at the grocery store and thought of you. JESUS, look at the Time!

@agoldman.bsky.social I had to look up “flivverboob” after listening to the pilot today and came across this poem that is an attempt to slam drivers but ends up making them sound cool as fuck

wtf is a laundry list. who makes lists of laundry

Hans Goober

Too heavy ckunky

Remembering when my dad left me a voicemail telling me “grandpa has died” and the google voice text translation said “crap us is left”

CCTV should have exclusive rights to stream Indy Eleven games @ityslmemes.com

they gotta make a Pepsi thats the wrong choice. its called Pepsi Bad & if u buy it, u get in trouble. no stakes at the store these days

[going through the desert] ME: what’s your name? HORSE: don’t have one ME: I’m gonna call you Clippy Cloppy HORSE: you will not

Purchasing an item!

Today I watched a literal snake slither into an AC vent in my home

Butt tree

This week I wrote about Chris James, insanely good YouTube prank caller. He’s a genius. Read about him, follow him, support him.

you tellin' me a right said this fred

peggle fans reskeet this!! i wanna see who still loves pegging!

I love to use Microsoft Teams ™️

lol

if you are a succulent in my home you have two options: far too much water or no water ever. the choice is yours.

In solidarity with the SAG-AFTRA I'll only be watching movies on my Plex server