Warhammer is for everyone 🤘

guard dog

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

Today’s poem: Philip Larkin, “Birth” #lunchpoems

Dad is missing a good pair hands to help me out…I don’t got all day~

Monochrome, Memorial Day, Monday. Cowhide edition.

Bevis and Butthead keep it real.

On this day 12 years ago, we launched Transistor, our second game.🎤 To everyone who experienced Red's journey through Cloudbank, thank you for playing! Please enjoy a slice of Junction Jan's, on us. Your choice? 🍕Supremo Deluxe 🥦Harvest Garden 🦐Sea Monster ❓Mystery Jan's

The darndest thing happened today…

“You got this!” - Your dad

I want to do the starters but I have deadliiiines

"Meditation", Je Shen, Chinese Artist, 2026

Daddy says 5 more minutes 😈

You ain’t ready for the monster~

Working up a sweat

Yes! I wanna feel those muscles and fur! 🤘🏿🥵

I’ve got a meeting in the men’s room 😏 I’ll be back real soon…

Suffocate and smother the puppy: ✅ @fullbodiedscout.bsky.social

Sade will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Why does X hate me today?! 😣😩

You can see where I started locking in! Came back from a tiny sliver of hope 😤 #CrimsonDesert

Push ups

Love nice beefy soles 🤤🥵

My goat.

Trust me, you’re in good #paws

dog-maxing

Just to show how large your dad (and my ass) is to a normal person~ The little guy is @rownan.bsky.social

since I can’t train legs right now the arms have been going through it

Thick thighs Save lives.

Big, beefy, and ready for breeding

“Hello, Game Shop.”

Your real life bara tiger dad~

Daddy has what you need

#FcF I like my snickers bar 🍫

BBQ neighborhood dad💪🏻🥩

"You should come with me to the gym." "I don't really lift." "Who said anything about you lifting." IG: andrewlyon

Bear in a bear shirt.

Woof! 🤘🏾😈

Body by beers and queers! 🤘🏾

There is no McTry.

Still shot from earlier 💪🏽🙂‍↔️ #bodybuilding #gym

I how I feel waking up in the morning most days.