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wedding szn

When Dad (@cigardadhtx.bsky.social) says to lock up for the weekend, you listen.

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got to meet up with @shortkingleroy.bsky.social tonight, dude is a 10/10.

something about a hotel room just makes me feral

always caked up

puppy got some new leather yesterday

10 shades of feral

petite

good morning little freaks in my phone

nothing better than a freshly shaved dome

oh the Nine Inch Noize album has me ready to FUCK

the test is testing

sometimes I do wear adult attire

since I can’t train legs right now the arms have been going through it

sometimes I’m just a big ol dumb dog

forever a beach bum

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Reminder I’m a big boy™️

rugby season did the wheels good

last workout of 32 ✌🏼

rugby got me gals

had a halfway decent rugby practice tonight and am no longer a raging bitch thank you for listening goodbye

new beard goofin

I wear clothes sometimes too fyi

this slayyyter album is going to have me getting my tits out alllll summer long

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something something thick thighs

Anyways here’s my tits

I really think I could crush someone’s head like a watermelon when I hear Custer by Slipknot.

Finally got my shit together and dialed in my nutrition since moving to California. Down 10lbs last month, a looooooong way to go but we’re getting there.

I have something to say I have a crush on Darlene Mitchell and I’m not going to apologize for it

finally traded my shitty Amazon hood in for a real one and I’m smitten

gentle reminder I’m also a large unit

bald as shit but still get bed beard

not to be dramatic but I just got off a rough cold and then went straight into food poisoning…I think there might actually be a god and she fucking haaaaaates my big ass.

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morning ya’ll

big boy

may have hit the cookie jar a little too well over the holidays 😬

still not quite sure what sexistential means but unfortunately it is now in my lexicon for almost every situation 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ummmm… big

Merry Christmas heathens

seasoning greetings f*gs

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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

happy Monday degenerates