good morning little freaks in my phone

nothing better than a freshly shaved dome

oh the Nine Inch Noize album has me ready to FUCK

the test is testing

sometimes I do wear adult attire

since I can’t train legs right now the arms have been going through it

sometimes I’m just a big ol dumb dog

forever a beach bum

✌🏼

🥩

Reminder I’m a big boy™️

rugby season did the wheels good

last workout of 32 ✌🏼

rugby got me gals

had a halfway decent rugby practice tonight and am no longer a raging bitch thank you for listening goodbye

new beard goofin

I wear clothes sometimes too fyi

this slayyyter album is going to have me getting my tits out alllll summer long

👋🏼

something something thick thighs

Anyways here’s my tits

I really think I could crush someone’s head like a watermelon when I hear Custer by Slipknot.

Finally got my shit together and dialed in my nutrition since moving to California. Down 10lbs last month, a looooooong way to go but we’re getting there.

I have something to say I have a crush on Darlene Mitchell and I’m not going to apologize for it

finally traded my shitty Amazon hood in for a real one and I’m smitten

gentle reminder I’m also a large unit

bald as shit but still get bed beard

not to be dramatic but I just got off a rough cold and then went straight into food poisoning…I think there might actually be a god and she fucking haaaaaates my big ass.

🥰

morning ya’ll

big boy

may have hit the cookie jar a little too well over the holidays 😬

still not quite sure what sexistential means but unfortunately it is now in my lexicon for almost every situation 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ummmm… big

Merry Christmas heathens

seasoning greetings f*gs

🍪

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

happy Monday degenerates

the concept of having to work for money to buy stupid little trinkets I hate it

oof

cut starts today, keep your distance

boop

proof of life ✌🏼

Anyone need a beefy musky wolf with a bone?

I do indeed wear clothes

it was heavy squat day so 🤷🏻‍♂️

all this new California food has me a smidge puffy…gotta get this shit under control 😬

thickems