Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Fucking Democratics. Were you not paying attention to the election results? People want you to stand up to MAGA, not collapse and apologize for not being enough of Trump's bitch.

I'm getting really tired of being a Seattle fan on the wrong end of a "playoff game we'll never forget" headline.

My daughter has a soccer game in Tacoma. Holy shit, what happened?

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Nobody should go hungry when there is so much to go around in this country. There really is more than enough here for everybody. I am so so tired of the undeserving poor trope, can we PLEASE start talking about the undeserving wealthy?

Apparently Dune and Brigadoon are different.

What we know, 10:20pm —VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG —BIG Dem gains in VA House —Dems win NJ-Gov —Mamdani wins —Dems keep PA supreme court —Larry Krasner & Bragg win — GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices —JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy —Dems sweep Orlando council —ME anti-mail vote measure loses

The worst people are having a bad night. You truly love to see it.

Loons: But you're supposed to bunkerrrrr!

What a goddamn run

We have Paul Rothrock

"Three subs, just like the pros do." -- @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

Rothrock again trying the strategy of "fuck it, I'll win this game all by myself."

Well...I will say the playoffs this year were a million times better without the Astros.

Our pumpkin looks like a scrotum. I can't unsee it.

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

LOL. Well...

In a season of godawful sound mixing, tonight might be the worst. Nice job, @mls.bsky.social #SoundersFC

Really? Shocking.

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball

I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.

#Mariners fans: is it just me, or is this extremely anxiety-inducing? Like, it's fun, but the anxiety takes over the fun. Note: I do have an anxiety disorder, that's probably useful context.

This is the best image (especially given the alt text) of the post season.

Essentially a must-win game at home after losing two games in a row at home, and we manage three hits in seven innings.

Knew it was over when Leo Rivas got picked off by someone my age. We're so fucked.

J-Rod: Dongers-only

Oh my god. Is Mulder a fucking boomer

Really impressive from the Mariners. Wow.

Way to go, Polanco!

The tech industry: Someone on the board has a very bad idea, hundreds of engineers spend months making it happen, it flops, and the engineers have to worry about being laid off because the company didn't hit their numbers.

What'd I miss?

I don't think there's any shame in taking a social media mental health break. Take one if you need one. I'm deleting this app for a bit, my mental health is trashed. Stay safe.

I went to ABC's website to let them know what I think about the Jimmy Kimmel situation. support.abc.com/hc/requests/...

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

These Harry Potter knockoffs are getting insane

I'm not loving giving up 3 goals in the last 55ish minutes.

This pitch looks AWFUL!

Move that flag! #Mariners

Etsy Witch is the sports story of the year

I finally finished the Outer Wilds DLC (Echos of the Eye) last night. Wow, so good!

@mariners.com #Mariners

Absolutely thought they were talking about the show on @dropout.tv

How do we get the Etsy Witch to help the Humpy salmon? #Mariners

Tonight it's the Seattle Mariners against the California Anaheim Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Harry Ford was rewarded with a paper cup to the face