been drawing birds for fun and possibly profit

getting excited about the birds that hang out in the Costco parking lot

I'm a person who just reaches for something to read at any given time. my conscious mind won't register that the paper I've grabbed is the Onion and I'll be reading and suddenly go "wait what" because the headline is e.g. "Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal." subscription recommended

Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post. We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does. Our members keep getting papers.

Finished cottage pie, dick's stuffing, bo ssam w/ the fixins :)

Happy Thanksgiving

thank u kenji for keeping seattle weird

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Yall ever be sarcastic to the wrong person and have to birthday boy for ur fuckin life

unrelated to my previous post but I can tell I've been playing too much ZA pvp because I had a nightmare that was like the metalhead episode of black mirror but instead of robot dogs it was xerneas goring people to death

friends is it bad if you tell your psychiatrist about a problem and she laughs and says "wow you're the only person who has that"

Anyone know how long you have to be on T to stop sounding like two kids in a trench coat trying to buy beer

reboot austin powers

best part of ZA is you can refuse to talk to cops. but she does plant "mints" on you afterwards

Judy Hopp being a uniformed police officer was tonedeaf in 2016 and things haven't exactly improved

i open the door to greet my boyfriend and almost immediately i'm hit with "judy hopps is the gal gadot of the furry fandom"

Mega frost ass is A+++ design, she's so cool

Thinking abt how the captain was born with anime eyes

dear press on nail manufacturers: please make more iridescent/sporty colors for mascs, they make my fingers look like racecars

someone loves the fleece catnip christmas house

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

Mr mamdani please come talk to my dad

trump is further left than the baileys

what the fuck would Connor MacGregor have to say in a stand up special in Seattle that wouldn't get him killed

Jealous of the guys sitting next to us who are exchanging homemade kimchi / marmalade and chatting about the mariners

thinking abt star wars erotica after being on depo provera for 5 years got me feeling like rock Lee without the weights

Intrusive thought of the day: a data aggregator whose mascot is the Data Gator and he looks like this

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

The dark side of the moon is just the normal side of the moon to a twisted guy like me

If Pink floyd weren't on drugs the album probably would have been called Regular Side of the Moon

I know it's shot day cuz im bitch crying while singing along with abba

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

I would eat most of the nubbies

big same I love amaura

After playing like 40 more hours of pokemon za I can say it has a lot of good stuff going on! you just have to thug it out the first 5 hours where you're not allowed to do anything fun

Worked with a student who told me his favorite pokemon is Snowberg and when I looked it up it gave me avalugg and he said “that’s Snowberg he lives in the mountains”

I thought this was obvious but DO NOT trust any man who asks to be called "uncle [name]" who is not literally your uncle

FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE

sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients link: mysnapmap.com

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"some of these pills might not work as well as intended" yeah im sure my pharmacist, psychiatrist, and health insurance are all gonna be totally on board for me to swap them out no problem

Me getting misgendered: at least they didn't mistake me for a child

Me and the wife went to outback in our shlubbiest outfits and our lovely waitress left us a "thanks ladies!" note on the check. A for effort

Idea for candyman sequels: HANDYMAN .you say his name 5 times and he kills you by fixing g your sink