What an idiot O’Brien makes Dyche look every week. Imperious tonight.

Most I’ve celebrated a goal all season. Buzzing for him.

Everton: making Mondays last a week

Wait over 2 weeks for a match to have it ruined after 13 minutes.

What made me do this is I seen a post from Labour attacking Polanski. That is the point for me when I know they are lost. Attacking a socialist for advocating for socialist values. Well done Labour, you got your wish, the left have left you.

I’ve just joined the Green Party and I am proud to have done so.

Always nice to find a stash of old CM2 source code and data disks. These would’ve been backups I sent to Mum for safekeeping back in 1994!

Cena Vs Styles was absolutely brilliant. A homage to their generation executed by 2 of the best to ever do it 👏 #CrownJewel

The Darts, Littler vs Van Veen is just brilliant. Hoping this becomes our next Taylor vs Barney rivalry.

Also, Palaces first defeat of the season and their first in 20 matches. They are no mugs so this is a huge 3 points.

Very lucky today. I was surprised Alcaraz didn’t start. A very important 3 points with the international break coming up. Palace could have been 4 up before we got the penalty. Crowd played a huge part in us getting anything out of that match. #UTFT

Yes.

Rightly so. It’s one of the finest TV series I’ve ever watched.

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

Kevin De Brumne

Some gaff eh blues! onefootball.com/en/news/the-...

Wild and pointless from Gordon that. Constantly proving he hasn’t the mentality to be a top class player, a liability when he thinks he has something to prove.

Hey, Sky TV, incase you are correlating opinions on “ref cam” I would like to add mine. It’s unwatchable dog shit and needs to die quicker than 3D TV.

Best game in a blue shirt for Tim Iroegbunam today. Maturing into a solid player.

I received my Goodison Watch today 💙

Tarkowski knew what he was doing. He done everything in his seasoned arsenal to disguise it. That hits him an inch higher up the arm he gets away with it, it gets overturned. The only thing he did wrong was getting caught. Shite pen but we would wanting that all day long.

That pen was a joke but I’m not letting that paper over we deserved nothing tonight. Beto is an atrocious footballer.

RIP Mate

Go back to 1891 and pay Everton's rent.

Brilliant test match, with one of the most cricket endings you could wish for. Even the slow motion replays make it looks quicker than it was real time.

Jofra Archer is so intimidating on top of his game. Inspiring stuff for the team.

Idrissa Gana Gueye is 187 tackles away (on 842) from surpassing Gareth Barry's all time record of 1028. Gareth Barry made 650 premier league appearances, Gana is on 229. That is absolutely insane. Defensively, i genuinely believe Gana is up there with the best ever seen in the prem.

They eat some strange stuff in Yorkshire

Today I impulsed bought a Switch 2 becuase I was in a local small retailer game shop and they had some in stock. The buying in person on release day nostalgia took over my adult instincts and I regret nothing due to that dopamine hit 🍄

I’m saying this aboutJack Harrison. I don’t think I ever seen him not giving 100%. Played out of position for alot of his time and was trusted to pick up the slack of some poor fullbacks. His contribution to a threadbare squad shouldn’t be forgotten. Thanks and good luck 💙

BREAKING: Man arrested over Liverpool collision is 53 year-old from Liverpool. Police statement: We would ask people not to speculate on the circumstances surrounding tonight’s incident on Water Street in Liverpool. We can confirm the man arrested is a 53-year-old white British man from Liverpool.

Also, our fans. Fucking superb, all I could hear all match. Dynamite!

One of our best performances of the season that, with nothing to play for! Can’t wait for the next season with some new additions #UTFT

Solid first half that. Beto has been a right handful. His transformation under Moyes needs to be studied.

The latest season of Black Mirror was SO weird man

I heard the Man Utd will now owe adidas £10m for failing to qualify for the CL again. Imagine being that shit you get rinsed by the company who is knock about with Kanye.

Made up for Richarlison. He got involved in everything, the type of player you need when the chips are down. Trust me, we know 💙

Buzzing with all the love being shown to Pickford today. This match taking place in the premier league is more to do with him than anyone else. The second best to ever play in net for the blues.

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That wasn’t poor goal keeping from Ramsdale, Ndiaye absolutely did him like a kipper. Some player him.

My most treasured Goodison memory. #coyb #goodisonpark #utft

It was always going to happen that our stadium was getting a sponsors name. The Hill Dickinson stadium actually sounds really good. Remember when Newcastle played at the Wonga Done 😂

Hold up! I’ve ordered a watch that is to be made from its carcass!! FLATTEN IT TO APPEASE ME!!!!!

About time I share a couple of my favourite Goodison memories. October 2009: managed to be on a guard of honour and fulfilled a dream of getting on the pitch. One of the best days of my life.

I think Ashley Young has been brilliant today.

Alcaraz is that lad who will always have your back when things start getting out of hand at the pub. He would also be the lad who starts the most aggro down the pub.

What a time to be alive

Can’t name a single song, don’t understand a single word but what I do know is if I ask my phone to play “Bad Bunny” whilst walking in the sun, I’m having a good time.

BBC did a great job with Football Focus at Goodison. I really enjoyed how candid and relaxed Moyes was.