Being horny all the time really sucks. 0/10 would not recommend

Fire 🔥

"Every small detail of Brom's awful story returned to haunt his recollection." -The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949) Jeez, what a thing to say. No notes.

This quote actually 💀🪦

Hydrate. Like, right now. By the time you feel thirsty, your body is already dehydrated. Go get a drink. I'll wait. #FaerieGodmother

I had to #eevee #pokemon #pokemongo #pogo

Y'all literally? Learning how to talk to yourself like this is invaluable. Originally posted by Soulst3r on Tiktok. A thread:

Random YouTuber: “And, I’ll see you in the next video!” Me watching: “That’s not how videos work.”

laughing imagining people in stock photos described like porno. "Housewife with natural tits reading a book in her living room"

When you're your favorite boys' favorite boy

Oi 👋🧑‍🚀

How do yall balance trying to be a full time artist when you have a full time job? How do y'all that have dine it do it? Because i cant seem to.

I like how i did the texture on the spots and fur 💛

Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.

✨Nature is healing✨

Life hack: assume every tweet is just the poster's introspection about themself. Even if phrased like advice. They're just thinking out loud about themself, not trying to formulate some universal truth for every context under the sun. Trust me, bro. You'll have a better online experience

There are lpts of negative emotions behind this #drawing but i'm still very proud of how it came out. #selkie #portrait #fantasyportrait #characterdesign #fantasycharacter

women are gorgeous!!!

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but: If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present. Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

@xclassingcraftsman.bsky.social hey! I didn’t remember I’m already on here! lol

@marigoldwise.bsky.social Hey hey, hi hi! 👋☺️

"Why didn't women speak out about those creeps sooner?" Okay so- what you are not going to do is blame women for the actions of men

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What if I changed my pfp to this

what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata

Me in my mask:

Getting surveilled in a sundress

In honor of Jonathan Frakes' birthday, allow me to share my favorite Riker meme

fuck i’m gonna NUT N-never let her forget how beautiful she is U-understand her on the deepest level T-treat her like a queen