I’m so seatedddd

Nintendo Directs are 90% people circlejerking their pre-established grievances but the other 10% is your oomf who loves semi-obscure Japanese games having the best day of their life and/or their own personal 9/11.

BIRTHDAY UPDATE!!!!!!!!

AGAIN

another day of trying not to succumb fully to doomerism

I CAN MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL BECAUSE MY DICKS BIGGER

For an unlimited time, I’m offering to cover the ticket for one (1) free ticket into the sun for anybody who thinks autism needs to be “cured”

Am… am I engaged to Taylor Swift? I’m so confused.

I don’t think you understand “the mcelroy brothers interview taylor swift” is the best idea I have ever heard hvhvhchvhvv

I actually only care about Taylor Swift and The Life of a Showgirl rn

When talking about the flaws of the education system here in the US, there sure is a wide menu to choose from. But lately I think our problems are less about what is taught, how it's taught, etc. and more about a culture which seems to pretend there is a point at which you are "done" with it.

I will pay the besties to stop talking about Pokemon unless they have a real fan up in there what are they saying

So no Pokemon themed switch 2?

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Sometimes I’m watching a show and they’re just like BAM here’s a weird ableist one episode side plot about autism

I’m writing I s2g, it’s like pulling teeth from my mouth, but I’m doing it

add yours!

I can't always match my friends' freak but I hope they have the best time of it

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

I think this about nintendo as a whole. And I am nintendo pilled, so I’m ready

I’m having such switch 2 fomo but i know waiting for a fancy one is gonna be worth it

JULY YES

🌊chat how do i get past the "we need to talk more" phase between friends and just go to actually talking more

Sinners is so good go see ittttt

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

Refrigerators are so great until the power stuff like chewing on the walls

I will pay the besties to stop talking about Pokemon unless they have a real fan up in there what are they saying

My RSD has been such shit recently like please stop

I got social security checks when my father died, so from ages 11-18 like literally they are for the dependents of people who died young and they cap them per household like duh guys!!! I got that because he never did

I was a social security recipient from the age of 12 through 18. That’s not some weird thing or corruption. It’s called survivors’ benefits. You don’t have to know this. You’re blessed if you don’t. But if you’re going to speak publicly abt the program you need to know this.

Triple Click not updating yet has me rattling the bars of my enclosure, I gotta know what they think

It sucks to see that Nintendo 2 Switch direct do everything right only for the prices to feel so deflating. I feel like the console itself is fair but games should never be hitting 80 dollars under any circumstance (even if it’s 50 in a bundle). The fact their tech demo game is paid too is INSANE.

Coyote vs Acme has been acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for distribution! The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.

me: i hate exercise them: but once you start doing it, doesn’t it feel good me: nope. still hate it. them: okay but afterwards doesn’t it feel so satisfying me: nope. still hate it. them: but me: nope.

Lil nas x is so good

Note: I really can't stress enough the importance of having information in physical formats whenever possible. Buy books. Buy movies on DVD or BluRay. Print out things you think are cool or important. Be mildly inconvenienced by physical media. It makes it a lot harder to erase or take away.

So easy to keep an opinion to yourself, like just don’t post it. Tell your dog or something if you must but truly…

“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?” — Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.

Now why did they not let ichiban keep his cute little ponytail

I would like the Star Trek franchise to permanently retire the entire concept of Section 31 please

Me, every time I drink a Ramune: I want that fucking marble so bad

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but please never stop being excited about the things you love. Your enthusiasm *will* annoy some people, and that’s great. It will help you weed out the people who don’t value the gift of your uncynical, unabashed happiness.

I’m screaming crying throwing up over the will trent tv show like ahhhhhhh

LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can

smash mouth was right

Also if you think Taylor Swift is secretly a lesbian please never ever talk to me ever again.

Ok before the after credits scene i did spend several minutes going “how does he end up in hawaii after this?”

The end of yakuza like a dragon is so wild like what is happening