GET FUCKED

Peep the fit chat

Hit with the double whammy of my pharmacy fucking up my dose AND my health card meaning I have no meds for a while haha

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it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

backrooms

once I told my 67 obsessed niece the "why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9" joke, and she riposted with "why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9/11" zero people are ready for Gen Alpha

bitches love my goose photos

one of the finest posts of all time

wanted to repost some stuff that got lost in the move

I see people making April Fools articles about Seth McFarlane taking over Star Trek as if that wouldn’t result in something particular interesting and better than everything released recently besides Lower Decks

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

she's doing SOMA shit to my penis

got around to doodling Birdo 💕

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

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Deegan Asteria, for RedKobold. This was fun! #Art

what did he mean by this

Saw someone say how’s Sonic gonna respond to this like he needs to care about Miyamoto slutting Fox out like a birthday stripper again because nobody actually wants to buy a game about his son who’s last touch down was in the Clinton era

seeing a post this good on your dash is like a wuxia hero emerging from a crowd and performing Heavenly Serpent Death Blade technique

today trans women are shoehorned into emotionally taxing, low-pay roles like barista or retail or mercenary or warrior of light. but back in the day we could be priestesses of the winged serpent, luring the great thinkers and warriors of our age into her gluttonous maw and doing lesbian sex rituals

hate it here

snake knight 🐍⚔️

that oughta do it

Arbok (look look at her)

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

thinking scheming

Recently finished comm for @hypfoo.bsky.social I post hypfoo's a lot because I can actually remember their account name... lol Check recent posts for commissions info.

There are really people out there who think RE6 is canon still

Resident Evil comic by Mahiro Nouno, from a 1998 Comic Gamest compilation.

i am so normal about him

american military leadership is acting in ways previously only seen in the first act of a kaiju film

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The harbinger of spring

Getting asked the important questions

meet your match #corru.observer #corruobserver #art #octoart