The hag from Weapons
@atticghoul.bsky.social
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Mario is real and he’s my friend
why is every company calling their meetings "war rooms" now? you are not a military, you ship sweaters!!
3 days ago
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just discovered gavin newsome likes to sign his messages "gcn" and was reminded of how Nintendo Power kept trying to convince us that was the proper acronym for the gamecube for some reason
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Stella Sacco
17 days ago
Thank you for teaching me how to make jokes. You changed my life
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tweety fish
18 days ago
y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"
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I honestly think that every company mass adopting garbage like Jira is almost as bad as mass adopting AI, and like no one talks about it
24 days ago
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people libbed out so hard during the blue wave it retroactively manifested the epstein email saying bill clinton never went to the island
28 days ago
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Megyn Kelly: Epstein isn’t a pedophile, and I would know because I’m really, really good friends with one
28 days ago
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autogynephagia
about 1 month ago
women don't want men women want to stop using JIRA
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people complaining this card is broken once again proving mtg posters dont actually play the game. its cactaur all over again
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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"Mamdani won an election against a moderate democrat. Here's why moderate democrats actually did better"
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about 1 month ago
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Better Things Are Possible
8 months ago
Anytime Trump says some bullshit I see a fair amount of despondent comments like "And like a third of the country will believe him" which is true but I think you just have to get past that. Like a third of the country believes in ghosts too, we don't need total consensus to win
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been watching love death and robots with gf and every episode can be described as either a good black mirror or a bad vivziepop
about 1 month ago
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watching bar rescue and jon said the reason the dance floor was dead was because the lights had "an improper flow pattern"
about 2 months ago
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Saw a young person say "never seen something like this in my whole career" and wanted so badly to go boomer mode. You are 23, your "whole career" is like two years. You are a child and you know nothing of this world or what is possible.
about 2 months ago
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this is a little besides the point but Im so tired of articles that are like "people are doing x" when the people are like three guys that work in the same building as the author
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about 2 months ago
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Zoe Tunnell
about 2 months ago
*leans over to my date* those are the kings of the hill
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Keith J Carberry
about 1 year ago
digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon
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cats when u dont feed them for an hour: "if current trends continue, we will all be starving to death in three days"
about 2 months ago
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Grocery clerk: oh, youre back. did you...? The Grabber, after kidnapping his sixth child that month: yeah, I dropped all my eggs again. You know how it goes.
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about 2 months ago
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I love magic the gathering
about 2 months ago
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Stella Sacco
about 2 months ago
In England they call Stephen Fry Stephen Chip
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when she waits 15 mins to call u cuz she knows u just put your E under ur tongue and cant talk >>>>
about 2 months ago
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i think my favorite line in weapons is when she goes to the gays house and says "clean white cabinets, oh how im envious of that!"
2 months ago
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Tired of these bitches pretending to be curious. Girl I went to the exploratorium and nobody knew u
2 months ago
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Weapons answers the bold question “what if the jonkler was a woman”
2 months ago
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Not to be a hater but Taylor swift fans talk about her exactly the same way Joe rogans guests talk about how he’s the worlds greatest comedy assassin for humping that stool on his failed special
2 months ago
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saw someone say they "optimized the fun out of sex" which is probably the funniest way to say you bust immediately then go to sleep
2 months ago
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magic players be like "I just played commander and went up against three decks of nothing but UB cards this is a huge problem" and not realize they just admitted that three out of four players at that table enjoyed and bought UB cards
2 months ago
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rip jane goodall u would have loved donkey kong bananza
2 months ago
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idk who needs to hear this but even if youre 20 years old and it seems like you'll never get to use it you should still be saving for retirement
2 months ago
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"there is a giant worm swallowing the earth rn!" "no there isnt, thats a lie you just made up" "lol keep coping"
3 months ago
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pokopia might be goty i fear
3 months ago
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man imagine being a furry on Devientart circa 2013 just having a good time in your sexy roleplay chat having absolutely no idea the impact you'll have in a decade
3 months ago
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affirming my transmasc friend's gender by getting him to help me move my furniture
3 months ago
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leon
3 months ago
curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"
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explaining to my boss that i cant work today because a japanese race horse died
3 months ago
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No one was saying anything bad about the Spider-Man MTG set until a youtuber said it sucked and now its apparently the consensus lol crazy how that works
3 months ago
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watched an improv show last night that had a juggler open for them and im sorry but juggling is so fucking cool, we need to bring that back.
3 months ago
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Every apartment complex i've ever stayed in has had a resident I refer to as the Groaning Man, a guy who will randomly groan loud enough for you to hear him next door every other day or so for no reason
3 months ago
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JK Rowling like "in the wizarding world, anything is possible. They even have jelly beans that taste like shit"
3 months ago
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My shirt that says "I'm alive,don't worry" is making people ask a lot of questions etc. etc. or whatever
3 months ago
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Just watched 1000 Minecraft players simulate civilization: rich vs poor and I firmly believe in my heart of hearts Martin Scorsese would consider it true cinema
3 months ago
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okie
4 months ago
I am in a whole ass group chat of trans people, many of whom are down at the Texas Capitol sitting in on a bathroom bill hearing, and the mood is better in that group chat than on this website
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a lot of things have gotten worse but one thing that's better is that that dumb, wasteful legacy board game fad is finally over
4 months ago
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Probably the best type of video game ad (especially if the game is on a handheld system) is when they show the console or TV and have all the little characters coming out of it into the real world. It gets me buying every time.
4 months ago
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Found a cockroach leg five days before im moving out. Next resident's problem
4 months ago
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guy who refuses to sleep 8 hours a day cuz it was one of the messages on the billboards in They Live
4 months ago
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