the costumes in very important people have been absolutely embarrassingly awful this season

BIG NUZZLE

yesterday i realized that since my name is caroline i could go by carrie

I've had this ink for years and I think it's still my favorite

dudes will just show up at your house and carry a bed frame over their shoulder up 2 flights of stairs like that is a reasonable thing for 1 human to be able to do

i need to do mushrooms soon

bottom surgery is a fucking miracle. it's been 15 months and i am still in awe. it's hard to even find the right words.

guess who couldn't sleep and did all the tickets left in her sprint for work and gets to phone it in for a couple daysssss

this morning i am taking a moment to be thankful for blocking brianna wu a long time ago

i think the spicy masala i ate last night is spicier this morning

whoa my cat lets me touch his tummy now

my stationery arrived and i have unpacked my pens

notebooks that are wire bound along the top edge have the best overall writing experience send skeet

progesterone does get me going, but it's got nothing on estrogen. i get so worked up a few hours after an injection lol

we just killed the last of the leftovers from this and i miss it already

scratched corneas are the most boring injury to recover from i can't even doom scroll because i gotta hold my eye shut for hours at least i can usually sleep it off :p

pov of me being cool

It’s absolutely incredible that one of the largest Japanese-run Go servers, which has been running since 1992, is still accessed entirely via Telnet. And while most players use GUI clients that use Telnet under the hood, you can still connect manually and get ASCII graphics streamed to you

warm boy

i think i have to get my gums deep cleaned again, bleh

i used to date this guy who was a few years older than me and i sometimes thought he was such a curmudgeon about tech and now that i am the same age he was i am also such a curmudgeon about tech

broccoli got stuck in the closet for several hours earlier today and is now claiming to be a better queer ally

broccoli got stuck in the closet for several hours earlier today and is now claiming to be a better queer ally

tonight i made spaghetti arrabiata with kalamata olives, capers, and black lentils i also made my own garlic spread and put it on some sourdough for some tasty garlic bread it was so good T_T

apparently it's time to make a new spice rack

oh god i just remembered that i had to do electrolysis every week for months how did i do that 😭

if AI is natural then why do they need government people to tell us to use it

more like blue try amirite

i want a phone with an e-ink screen

i want a phone with an e-ink screen

kitty peed blood. it seems today includes a visit to the urgent care vet. 😔

my girlfriend and i have been together almost 4 years and i think i have shaved my legs precisely 1 time since we got together

Booster separation confirmed

An alert from Denver’s ShotSpotter gunshot-detection system prompted police to swarm a Montbello woman’s 70th birthday party with guns drawn and detain Black partygoers for close to an hour — even though the alert was 20 minutes old, for a neighboring address and was likely triggered by fireworks

in any case i have been slacking on dilation for a while now and it's time to fix that if i'm gonna barely keep up, i can at least barely keep up at a larger size :p

did you know that if you get a browser extension that disables javascript you can read some paywalled articles

whoa, the dilator ppl changed the dilators to have numbers. i didn't know my dilators were limited edition.

i should make a dilator caddy in CAD and print it

welp, guess i gotta fire kerbal up pretty soon

wait, they came back? don't they know that we still have all the problems?

it's really neat how if you get a vaginoplasty, it's still there even after 14 months have passed

i think i am just gonna block every brand that follows me

can't believe the adult content labeller didn't notice that there were fully clothed trans women in all the pictures of earth that the astronauts took

now that i am not printing a go board i don't know what to do with myself

thank you to the astronauts for making the flat-earthers mad by taking so many pictures of earth's big natties

i think i hate the nest thermostat in this house. i think maybe i just hate home automation now. i want only dumb appliances, please.

it's a more active time of day so here's a reminder that over the past couple weeks i made my girlfriend a Go board and am thus a really good girlfriend

if i have learned anything from getting a 3D printer and learning CAD, it's that i have a deep, largely unrealized desire to do stuff with my hands, and that i need to continue to act on that somehow aside from learning how to 3D print and use CAD, at least :p

Fun fact! There's a whole community dedicated to jailbreaking and modding kindles. You don't need to settle for this. kindlemodding.org

sometimes warehouses just do that