Missed Folsom. Another opportunity to wear a stranger as a wristwatch this year down the drain.

I had a pretty good day.

I heard Br. Meast is gonna be the next killer in dbd

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

San Jose is great I was on the bus for an hour and passed absolutely nothing

At some point in the last 10 years I forgot that I’m not relationship material

Me trying to figure out my life

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

Read a book nigga

may Assata Shakur rest in forever peace, love & power very grateful 4 all she did that will live on forever & that she lived as a free woman all these yrs “Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them.”

I just made 4 lbs of meatloaf and 3lbs of mashed potatoes. For a bitch with a ED I sure can cook

Flying solo until I meet a boy (gender neutral) that can lift me over their head

If you find someone that can brunoise bell pepper with 0 waste(aside from stem/seeds), marry them. Or run idk.

Today was my first “session” with my new therapist. She listened to me for like 10min and then gave me a referral for a different therapist. 🤡

Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️

Mark is cool as fuck

Talking to Kaiser mental health (colorized) Me - 2025

The thing is, if you have a proclivity for old media you can just You can just play that stuff Never at any point in history has it been easier to just like "play old video games" Emulators, patches, mods Any video game from the past is so easy to obtain, go WILD my friend

Share to save a life. Trigger warning: Math

Ok I don’t /dislike/ Castle Rat, I just think The Sword did it better.

Watching Skeleton Crew, wish someone would’ve told me earlier that it’s Space Goonies.

i guess i don’t necessarily MIND when strangers ask me what my tattoos ‘mean’ i just wish i had a better answer about most of them than ‘it means i had $90 once’

Instead of “checking in with your trans friends” have you considered doing literally anything to actively resist what is happening? Speaking up? Organizing? Attending protests? Contributing to mutual aid efforts? Even just calling your representatives? I don’t need another “u ok babes?” text.

Chat, did I fumble a baddie?

Get in loser we’re getting FFS because we need to get hit in the face with hammers repeatedly

I should not be allowed to look at old pictures of myself especially not while trying to heal from a breakup.

Give me the Jaro

“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!” Explain these then:

How am I not supposed to relapse with *gestures vaguely at everything*

All done. Confit chicken and wild carrots, broccoli risotto, washed up chef.

Picking up where we left off. I had to put things on hold for logistical reasons. Anyway 2 step risotto recipe. Step 1 sauté onions. Step 2 fucking make risotto.

Far as I can tell, Robert Redford was: * successful at everything he tried * genuinely intelligent & insightful * desired by women * envied by men * an absolute mensch to everyone he dealt with * a tireless, lifelong philanthropist ... and he died peacefully in his sleep. 10/10 life. No notes.

DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.

Round 2 of this personal chef gig. I wish I could do this for a living.

Jack Quaid is really trying to take gold in the nepo baby Olympics.

looking at Black women is like seeing poetry in motion

Was browsing for a new therapist today and I think I found her

Is there a way to tell how many times I’ve watched a clip on here?

Now watch this drive

Watching women’s soccer with a friend and there’s a player named Dyke. I think I might start watching soccer now.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza continuing to benefit from stolen valor

Nothing scarier than 17 kids Naruto running into the night

Cursed desserts: Dolma Whip

“One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.” —Kurt Vonnegut