do you spend most of your day with 'la vie en rose' stuck in your head on loop or are you straight

Water drinking contest 10x grand champion

nothing makes women feel safe like receiving ocular patdowns from guys who look like this btw

Nah but for real

Are you really working the line if your coworker doesn’t put on the Slim Shady EP?

There’s no rule that family meal has to be pretty

Vampires need to start scenting each other in stuff more just smell ya girls neck to take in her scent and growl a little hit one of these

getting distracted on the way to the kitchen call that a ADHDetour

RIP Raul Julia you woulda liked David Dastmalchian.

Idk who’s bucket list had “hear a dude play accordion on the train” but I’ve got good news for you

So it was written

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

To cap off this shit ass day I got curved by my work crush. But at least I shot my shot. I think it’s time to dig this look out the attic.

“Post you from a different era in your life” Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc

i love watching black people of the diaspora try soul food

Damn this goes so hard. Still one of the best games i've ever played. youtu.be/T0IXEiU4JMI

As if I needed more stress right now, some niggas got into my building and went door to door pretending to be pg&e. Of course building management isn’t doing shit.

i will crawl before i take a waymo. i will literally slither on my belly to my destination before i let a car drive itself anywhere with me inside.

It took like 80 minutes for this to do something and when it did I wish it didn’t.

*shouts* EVEN AS A JOKE

crashout halted for now, but i'm still gonna have to move in the near future. lmk if you see anything affordable in spitting distance of a BART station

what do we do when the anxiety levels get too high to tolerate?

Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would

Eviction notices in the winter are just barbaric.

I noticed this when I use my family Instacart account to order my groceries. My sister has SNAP, I do not. When I update my payment method to using debit only (no SNAP), the price *DROPS*

Omw to forcefemme somebody man

Restock day!

I’ve never been more reluctant to admit to watching a movie, and that’s coming from someone who gave ‘Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter’ 5 stars.

Leman Russ is a closeted trans woman. I’m sorry to out her like that.

Bitches call me T Pain because I’m tired and in pain.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Aww little baby quake

It always pissed me off that they have Riki-Oh commentate games he doesn't even play because he's "funny" or whatever

Sitcom about a bumbling office assistant that uses AI for everything and is constantly failing until the dark finale where the world burns because of all the water needed by the datacenters needed to fuel this comedy of errors.

I almost didn’t wanna admit to watching this one

It’s almost 2026 and you can wear an 8k camera on your face and no one will be the wiser And yet somehow cams still look like shit.

BART train, 2015. Shot on a Yashica T4 35mm

BART train, 2015. Shot on a Yashica T4 35mm

I’m so tired

Because new tech dies in 3 weeks on purpose and you can’t repair it

Me heading to work after closing the night before

Probably some dumb shit like

Nah, LIVER ALONE.

I love theaters and going to movies with friends, I just wish they had subtitles. I mostly watch stuff at home because i have hearing damage and studios can’t seem to mix audio properly.

Did you know: ‘Comrade’ is short for ‘Communism is rad’.

Fortnite needs a mode that teaches kids how to FUCKING SAY ‘EXCUSE ME’.

I will commit crimes for these

"If you ever think about me, and if you ain’t gonna do no revolutionary act, forget about me. I don’t want myself on your mind, if you’re not gonna work for the people." On this day in 1969, Fred Hampton was shot to death by Chicago, Cook County and federal police as he slept in his apartment.