You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.

Going back to work on a Friday night because I forgot to store some irises for the weekend 🙃

I am paying my real money to take this class

another day on the modern internet

The asters are thriving 🌱

All paths converge in a night of terror as season five comes to a close. There will be no early release this week. It's the season finale, so we'll all enjoy it together on Thursday, 9.18.25.

File this under 'timeline cleanse'

True to my word, I wrote a classic Scandreth faerie tale this morning! For all my old NoSleep fans, I think you’ll find it quite a treat. For my trans followers, you may feel a strange kinship with the protagonist. www.reddit.com/r/TheHallowd...

Yes ma'am

Okay he invited me to join his land conservancy's nature walk this Sunday I think we're cool

One of my favorite clients invited me to a nature walk Sunday but then told me to watch my back. But like why though. What does he know

One of my favorite clients invited me to a nature walk Sunday but then told me to watch my back. But like why though. What does he know

Bees! 🌱

This is incredible

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The swamp mallow is finally blooming 🌱

Living a sitcom d plot and I'm absolutely not thrilled about it

One (1) glass of wine in and making very slow progress on a shawl. Absolutely wildin' this Saturday night

COP: you set Afonso… VILLAGER: on fire, yes COP: and he died… meaning he was… VILLAGER: was a frankenstein COP: was a frankenstein POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a frankenstein

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

This client has very cute hydrangeas 🌱

Monarda at my one of favorite client's garden 🌱

Transformative

This cat

I think I got a good grade in therapy* two sessions in a row. *Something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Come back the next day and say “how’s my little fish buddy doing? Where’s Gary?” And watch him panic

You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error. Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.

everything is terrible. here are some balls.

Me, last night: I'll plant the peonies before it gets hot tomorrow. The heat index at 7:45 this morning: 91F Stellar planning

I have spotted a plot hole in Ghostbusters (1984). The song clearly states they aren't afraid of no ghosts and at several points in the film, the ghostbusters are clearly afraid of the ghosts. I'm not sure how this slipped through.

reasons

Flower report: I've got yarrow, spiderwort,and peonies blooming

I am COVERED in climbing hydrangea pollen today

How do mimes get those windows so clean

ok i'm up but you CANNOT make me be at em

I got to work for one of my favorite of our clients today. Beautiful garden and a very nice lady who likes to work with us

It's a beautiful day for gardening 🙃

I accidentally volunteered to give a presentation on lilacs at work next week

i love when the intro of a horror game is like "for best experience play at night with the lights out and headphones on" nice try. you're not getting my ass that easy. i'm playing with every damn light in my apartment on

Chappell Roan: I heard you like MAGIC, I got a WAND and a RABBIT! Me, a woman of culture:

Yesterday a client asked us to transplant three peonies and throw one out, so I got a free peony. A freeony

Pleased to see the azalea didn't drop half her buds before blooming this spring!

Remember, if you saw Goody Proctor dancing with the devil, no you didn't.

what fools these mortals be!

Today is the first time I've ever seen Jack-in-the-pulpit outside of a conservatory! 🌱

Woke up this morning with Jon Charles Dwyer stuck in my head after having a really weird dream about Baba Yaga. If I get taken by spirits while pulling weeds today I'm fully blaming @oldgodspod.bsky.social

"You know, and I know, that i'm here to get my tailypo..."

Absolutely thrilled that this spider plant from my late mother's original plant is blooming 🌱 💛

really good book that everyone should read right now ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️