They give him a watch! Kick him in the butt! Say, HEY, a COMPUTER took your job, DADDY!

I told my brother-in-law that I wouldn't feel comfortable even if the Spurs were up 30. I fucking hate being Dave-stradamus

I am actually saying this: That was the most embarrassing loss in NBA history. Spurs til I die.

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If Braden Montgomery didn't break his ankle Tennessee would have 0 national titles, and someone not named Tony Vitello would be managing the Giants.

As someone with two Republican senators, I can attest to this.

If the book is the Art of the Deal, this is the Data Behind the Deal

No fucking way

Hearing reports of Canes?

In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:

As long as Gary Bettman is alive, he is my enemy

Spurs win incoming

Idc if Vegas has the Sphere. Nuke the city (as long as Phish isnt in town)

Vegas deserves nothing, and I'm still disappointed

What kind of spin could Wemby put on a baseball?

9 outs to get 4 runs

The Sisyphean task of the humble A&M sports fan strikes again.

Earley not taking out Freshcorn lost this game

I'd probably finally get into Warhammer and buy so many miniatures.

"Why are people so negative about the economy?" Consider this. There are two possibilities: 1) He's right and my livelihood is screwed. Maybe not 18 months but soon. 2) He's full of shit, it won't happen, and AI is a giant bubble that will crash the economy. Why would I feel good about either?

Vegas playing in a weak-ass division is infuriating. It should've been Avs - Stars/Wild in the WCF; literally no other sport has this fucked up of a bracket system

Get. The. Ball. To. Wemby.

some jokes write themselves

Thats clearly off Hartenstein

Tony Brothers making this game about himself, smdh

Thats absolute bullshit

That was fucking goaltending wtaf?

I have just heard from God, who would like it if people would stop having opinions on the existence or nonexistence of their dick and/or balls

John Cornyn is losing tonight because he once posted a picture of his brisket which is marinated in melted Swedish Fish

If things play their cards right, I'll have the honor of voting for James on November 3rd.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Mitch Johnson absolutely robbed wtf?

Lucas Erceg needs to be thrown into the sun

I like that College Station Regional

Kicking it in Hattiesburg

Spurs win if Harper doesn't get hurt, or if the refs called anything consistently (on both sides). OKC playing dirty as hell

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

Carter Bryant is a 6-foot-6 professional basketball player and looks like he is 11 years old when Wemby hugs him

I don't know if I can handle 7 games of *that*, but what a start

Hang it in the Louvre

Thunder pages on facebook were saying "aww the Spurs can't beat us when we're healthy" The Spurs did that and did it down a man.

They put the Jordan brain in Wilt

rutgers went 15-17 last year lmao

Vassel just told Chet to get up lmao

The next 10+ Western Conference Finals are going to be absolute cinema

Of course the refs have to protect SGA

Flagrant?

From top of the FT circle to the bucket in two steps. Wemby is not human