Lost. To. Florida.

If this is the case, Miss Rev will be everywhere else, so I like our chances

Shit like this is why I'll hate them forever

Oh Fuck you sark. You lost to Florida, sybau

Austin does not get the weather to have a janky ass turf field

Egg Bowl is Egg Bowling

“If vaccines work, why would you need a booster?” he asks as he changes his oil for the third time that year.

YES - dashare.zone ADMIN

hearing Arkansas has made a hire

Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?

This likely keeps Collin Klein in College Station. I know he was a name floating around for the Pokes' job

Work Firewall is down. Stuck doing trainings until it returns.

66th. I'll take it.

Lmao so thankful my in-laws live in town and we're doing our thing on Thanksgiving Day proper.

My loose observation is that everyone who wears this style of hat is, at least, a closet Republican. Need more empirical evidence, but I have my suspicions.

If Lone Star was on Saturday, they'd probably would've gone to Austin. That said, im not shocked.

I wrote a parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman" so good my friend thought it was AI: It can kill your postseason Make you all teary-eyed And it can ruin your faith if you cheer for the Tide And it’s only a path if you go 9-3 It’s named after Cheez-It But it’s always the Citrus to me

Bahaha

I love Dave (and all the other kitties along this street)

Are we just going to keep letting Kirby slide for this being a routine occurrence in his program or what...

Eject Jawaan Taylor into the sun

…stares in public school. So much wasted opportunity these fucking private schools kids waste

FUIYOH!

The podium in a pink Lego Cadillac being driven by Terry Crews

I have not done one of these in a while....

Things are getting wild in Salt Lake City

Cut my life into pieces! This is my last resort

RIP Loca

Game so bad the social media team clocks out early

The Beautiful Game

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

Sko Bods!

Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.

After the Dubon trade, Dana Brown needs to be fired as Astros GM

I am going to say this only once but fuck these white racists. Fuck them to hell.

this bitch

The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts

Here.

I am both delighted by the ags' unlikely success to this point and also have never been more sure we will lose to the longhorns

Story of my life

Please let it come out that he's in the Epstein files. It's all I want God, it'd be so fucking funny.

this style of graphic is dumb when it’s like “committed” but hilarious for other real word use cases

Oh so Lane to UF is done, then?

212 total yards? Efficiency.

Theme of the week:

Look I know we all wish A&M wouldn't win a championship. But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis. Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.