Can’t imagine thinking a limp, ancient gay joke is worth committing this much time to

I referenced hawk tuah earlier, my girlfriend had zero idea what I was talking about. Can you imagine anything more embarrassing than having to explain this

I’m 2017 levels drunk. how is everyone

The Flash’s Nic Cage and George Reeves “cameos” are the closest spiritual predecessor to AI video.

God, I wish I never became the victor. Now I have all this fucking history to write.

Things can’t go on like this.

My girlfriend had never seen Star Wars, so tonight we watched Star Wars. That was nuts.

Always have to park next to a cybertruck with Thai restaurant decals all over it. I’m so baffled by this. I have no idea why this is a thing.

Disappointed Progressive Flo would narrate an AI ad. They’re coming for your golden goose, lady!

Bad day. Very bad.

Christ, Atton, you’re the worst fucking starship pilot I’ve ever seen.

Happy new years to you and yours ❤️

I think Doomsday will open bigger than Dune 3 and then have no legs at all.

two conversations happening all over oklahoma this week: 1. hottest christmas week in living memory, 30 degrees over seasonal average 2. hey hey, gas under two bucks a gallon

All love to Mr. Spock but TNG’s “Unification” gotta be one of the most boring episodes of TV ever.

There’s a BBQ chain in Florida and Oklahoma where they expect you to stand for the national anthem if you’re there at noon. Self-parody American suburban stuff of the highest order.

I don’t know anything about computer, I’m sorry. I’m pretty sure I’ve had Windows 11 for a year without really noticing.

I think it’s funny that the game awards doesn’t bother to have RPGs and JRPGs in separate categories. Why not just make another one? You have a category for fighting games and most of those this year were collections of old games.

Was Bastila’s dialogue always mixed absurdly low in KOTOR, or is that a Switch port thing?

Maybe it’s just because I’m dating someone now and she’s awesome, but I really like Tulsa. Pro-Tulsa now. Been a good move.

KOTOR’s sense of morality is very strange sometimes. So it’s morally neutral to take the assassination contract on a former gladiator guy, because he’s bad, but it’s morally evil to challenge him to a fight to the death in the arena? What, so it’s better to just ambush him in a public place? Okay.

Lenny Kravitz and Natasha Bedingfield are the only two people in the world to chart in the top 10 in 2004 AND star in a James Bond video game.

Absolutely demented NYT lineup lol

Calling my shot: KOTOR remake is back tonight.

So much gaming knowledge…lost to time

Star Wars Phantom Menace on PS1 is over 6gb, which no one cares about, but seems nuts to me.

Howdy folks, it’s your old pal low resolution Kris Kristofferson from Blade of Game Boy Color (2000).

making it exactly 50 years was easy in this case

What are the best Soviet films that aren’t the sci-fi ones or Battleship Potemkin?

This is the most surefire way to know a show is breaking through.

Been enjoying television the last month or two. Lots of good TV on. I still desperately want a Pitt for genres I care about more than hospital shows (no offense to my buddy The Pitt), but this has been a nice change of pace lately.

I want to live like a person on TV. I want to fill my cup a third of the way with water, end a call with a loved one without any kind of goodbye and then ask the hottest person I’ve ever seen “Are you alright? You look like hell.”

Metroid games shouldn't be about story and their increasing narrativization across the 21st century has been a disaster for the series

I’m honestly shocked by this. How could this happen

the thing I love about my internet provider is how user friendly everything is

On a Gilligan high so I’ll admit it: Love El Camino. I rewatch it all the time.

If you marathon Law & Order seasons 15 - 17 you can see negative polarization against the Iraq War happen in real time.

50-year mortgages feels like a prank. Nuts how bad an idea that is.

not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

Respect for testing out the X-Files angle instead of the Breaking Bad one like everyone else.

We MUST remember this

It’s crazy how bad RDJ was in Dolittle. He’s really lucky no one saw it.

TV IS BACK

If you’re a normal person who doesn’t pay attention to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, you probably aren’t aware of the bizarre goings on between the Hall and 2025 inductee Chubby Checker. A short thread:

The ‘40s and ‘70s being do relatively close together will always feel wild to me. I wasn’t alive for either one, but they just feel worlds apart.

he’s become dr manhattan