2 noodles enter... 1 noodle leaves! #testyourmight #noodlecombat #humor

I had to code this one myself to convince myself it was real. The yellow and blue "busses" are moving smoothly at exactly the same speed. from https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/04/28/the-stepping-feet-illusion/

While we celebrate The Onion's brilliant InfoWars takeover, let us also remember that the Sandy Hook families have yet to receive a dime from Alex Jones. #alexjones #sandyhook #PayUp #deadbeat #infowars #USpol

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Trumpet monkeys. ‘The Maastricht Hours’, Liège 14th century. British Library, Stowe 17, fol. 61v. #medieval #medievalart

RE: https://flipboard.com/@opengiornale/attualit%C3%A0-a6gdmdv3z/-/a-n5ANcMHXTSiUg1bUPUu-5A%3Aa%3A4121493808-%2F0 La cosa peggiore non è l'aggressione, ma la totale indifferenza di Polizia e Carabinieri!

SI iniziano a vedere i cartelli “NO META GLASSES” sulla porta dei negozi 👍 Prepariamoci, perché questo è solo l’inizio, sempre più persone andranno ingiro a filmarci a nostra insaputa e a inviare i video a Meta. Seve che sempre più spazi dicano no a […] [Original post on mastodon.uno]

RE: https://flipboard.com/@opengiornale/ultime-news-6md6h5dvz/-/a-nm5flmLbT9Cxwa6iruQ3lA%3Aa%3A4121493808-%2F0 1 - a 22 anni non sei più "baby". Sei adulto e come tale devi essere definito. 2 - in paese sapevano tutti ma c'era un muro di omertà. Chissà perché queste cose succedono sempre in […]

Zionists crying Fediblock when someone tells them “go back to babka” have the same sympathy as Nazis who cry Fediblock when someone tells them “go back to poa.st”. Ensuring that hate ideologies are unwelcome in any network of humans is what a civilized society is supposed to do. Ensuring that […]

#DonaldTrump ai minimi dei consensi (il prezzo del carburante negli #USA è salito del 42%) ora gioca la carta di #Cuba. Forte coi deboli, debole coi forti https://www.avvenire.it/mondo/trump-ai-minimi-dei-consensi-ora-gioca-la-carta-di-cuba_107880 @attualita

Sò er secondo governo più longievo e lavoriamo pe farme diventà er primo! 🥳 🎉 Na fatica regà! Ho dovuto evità de pijà na posizzione pe nun fà incazzà nessuno e allo stesso tenpo distribbuì le portrone e mancette giuste. 116 voti de fiducia e 180 leggi der governo, er 72% der totale pe fà annà […]

Can web developers stop fucking with scroll bars please? No website is so beautiful that is justifies losing the ability to see how far the page scrolls down. I don't give two shits about your design vision.

Fenomeno luminoso in cielo ieri sera: scarico di propellente di un razzo SpaceX https://attivissimo.me/fenomeno-luminoso-in-cielo-ieri-sera-scarico-di-propellente-di-un-razzo-spacex/ (credit: Ticino_tour su Instagram)

In cuor mio ci avevo sperato che si sarebbe ripreso in qualche modo. Purtroppo molto spesso la vita non va come vogliamo. RIP Alex. #AlexZanardi

https://www.corriere.it/esteri/26_maggio_01/gerusalemme-suora-arrestato-assalitore-2a50fab2-0c52-476d-a6ea-bcacee9ddxlk.shtml #gaza #IsraelTerroristState #israel #israelicrimes

https://www.corriere.it/esteri/diretta-live/26_maggio_01/flotilla-gaza-attacco-live-israele-ultime-notizie-1.shtml #flotilla #gaza #gazaflotilla #IsraelTerroristState #israel #israelicrimes

In his latest “Pivot to AI” OpenAI faces cash crunch in 2026 as bills come due, @davidgerard (accurately) says: “#OpenAI works by setting as much money as it can on fire, as fast as possible.” But I want to know: if we had $200B in, say, $100 notes, and we literally set them on fire: * would […]

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Oh hey — a DesJarlais sighting! WATCH: The Tennessee congressman pops up to ask an embarrassingly fawning question about how great Hegseth is, how Trump saved the military 🙄 , clearly written for him by Hegseth. A great example of how Congress no longer exists👇🏽

From my book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats'. Get it here: www.tomgauld.com

Con LM Studio e l'IA di Gemma 4 ho creato un fuffaguru Linkedin. Dite che ci sono riuscito? #ia #ai #fuffaguru #linkedin

Tra 166 giorni, Android rischia di diventare una piattaforma chiusa: Google sembra voler limitare sempre di più la libertà che ha reso questo sistema unico. Noi diciamo NO. Android deve restare aperto e libero. Ecco come puoi agire e far sentire la tua voce: 👉 https://keepandroidopen.org/it/ […]

RE: https://flipboard.com/@skytg24/mondo-hb0s2cp9z/-/a-FCCp4vYCS62AjmeF65zkrw%3Aa%3A2455081529-%2F0 Possano lei e il marito passare una vita di merda fino all'ultimo minuto.

Minetti è la nipote de Almasri... ...'tacci loro come avemo fatto a nun pensarci? 🤔 https://www.open.online/2026/04/28/nicole-minetti-grazia-nordio-mattarella-bartolozzi/

Abbiamo quasi 150 GW di #rinnovabili in corso d'autorizzazione, con alcuni progetti fermi da quasi 20 anni, mentre nel frattempo paghiamo costi elevatissimi per importare gas e energia dall'estero! Follia, semplicemente follia […]

As a reminder, while journalists are busy normalizing this administration's fascist behavior, I'll be at my desk - planning, writing, telling you that Stephen Miller holds the world record for most boogers eaten in a single day. If you want to support legacy media go ahead and watch the news […]

JEWISH RUTGERS U STUDENT PROTESTS IDF SOLDIER: “When grandmother told me about the Holocaust and about ‘Never Again’. This is not ‘Never Again’. ‘Never Again’ means ‘Never Again’ for everybody.”

Buona festa della #liberazione a tutti! #25aprile

Let’s not stop being horrified that the Trump regime is murdering people in the Caribbean Sea and eastern Pacific Ocean. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/24/us-military-strike-boat-pacific

There is no redeeming value in Big Journalism's schmooze this weekend with the fascists who want to destroy the foundation of free expression. It should make you sick - - and persuade you to support news orgs that still work to save democracy, not these quislings […]

Entrance to an old Edwardian bank, somewhere in England. The bank closed nearly two decades ago when a merging of branches rendered this building surplus to requirement. They don't make them like this anymore; the workmanship is exquisite! #Photography #Baroque […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

'Dozens of US veterans and family members of military personnel have been arrested while staging a protest in the US Capitol building in opposition to the war on Iran.' – source: Al Jazeera English https://x.com/AJEnglish/status/2046465201479070179 #JD20260421 […] [Original post on todon.eu]

The scumbags running Twitter just kicked out journalist Gil Duran -- one of the best in the business -- who dared to call a fascist Silicon Valley manifesto what it is.

You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

Yikes — “Military advisers intentionally excluded Trump from the command room during the recent high-stakes extraction of a downed American airman in Iran, fearing his erratic temper would jeopardize the mission, WSJ reported…” www.jpost.com/internationa...

"379 zero-days from an orchestrated pipeline that beat unconstrained Claude Code by 30x" ... "Three projects produced zero confirmed vulnerabilities: curl ... OpenSSL ... and SQLite" https://theweatherreport.ai/posts/symbolic-execution-and-llms/

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Incredible.

RE: https://flipboard.com/@skytg24/trump-presidente-usa-bsinlqmez/-/a-eYyduebbSOq0Xp6GyrRtvw%3Aa%3A2455081529-%2F0 Continuano i ricatti di Trump verso l'Iran. Per quanto ancora l'Europa resterà imbelle a guardare?

It's the opposite of his intention, but the Idiot Emperor is forcing the world off fossil fuels. This week's column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

April 17 marks Palestinian Prisoners’ Day. Israel is holding around 350 Palestinian children in its jails and prisons. #israel #zionism #apartheid #warcrimes #us #usa #uspol #eu #eupol #uk #ukpol #palestine #gaza

#iran has re-imposed restrictions on #straitofhormuz, accusing the #us of violating deal to reopen it Iran has reversed course on reopening the Strait of Hormuz, warning that it would continue to block transit through the narrow waterway as long as the US #blockade of Iranian ports remained in […]

Poor #starmer. It's scandalous how little they fold him ... 😅 #ukpol screenshot from https://x.com/i/status/2045129388992131234

Rattlesnake Lake yesterday morning from the kayak. I caught no fish but refilled my soul. Take your PTO, my friends.

After just having responded to the third #curl security report for the evening I noticed a post that cheered me up... Have a good Friday everyone! https://www.linkedin.com/posts/moekatib_millions-of-people-look-up-to-steve-jobs-activity-7450947453085749248-K1w-

BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Strait of Hormuz Update; I'm tracking; multiple ships WERE heading towards the exit of the Strait of Hormuz, and have within the past few minutes, turned back to where they were.... Repeat.... Ships that were trying to leave the Strait have […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

L'industria del software creativo ha dichiarato guerra ad Adobe. Se non puoi batterli, combattili con un prezzo più basso. Alla fine tutti gli imperi cadono e sembra che l'industria del software creativo abbia deciso collettivamente che è giunto il momento di Adobe. La suite di strumenti di […]