i think elf cum probably tastes like fernet if it were good

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

i did the thing

um

I had to expunge my thoughts on Bluesky's current, uh, choppy waters into a proper blog post (which jay can't take down for being too mean or saying 'lol' in a threatening way) azhdarchid.com/delusions-of...

the lion does not concern himself with how good the draft format was when discussing flavor

my cooldown time for wanting a new tattoo is like 1 day now

sometimes when i'm talking to people i like to imagine what their skull looks like under the meat

skipped folsom got stabbed instead

putting my phone in the fridge until the little people in it start posting better

trannies love ghost in the shell because they’re also reborn as age regressors

this white girl’s making me watch ghost in the shell

never count out the popes at rome

now if you refer to the sixth ecumenical council, you'll see that actually your mother is a heretic

code vein 2 i see you

food for thought

sking of skong

calling my friends slurs (gamer)

i bet dante doesn't know that sex is something you can do with women. he probably just thinks it's something you do with your brother.

skong combat reminds me a lot of mega man zero

i love paintings of the anunciation because you get mary with a twink instead of an ugly baby

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

this came up because i realized the thought of drinking human milk really grosses me out

would you rather drink human milk or blood

old shitpost: Hellsing but it takes place entirely in an american mall

the mystic eye killers that disable the mystic eyes of depth perception

i'm about 6 hours into skald and it's delightful. really recommend so far if you want a pulpy 80s style rpg

dolphins are so funny and cute, it’s such a shame they have to grow up and become sharks

normal going to locals outfit

😯

gender neutral clothing is when you make menswear but only in white, beige, grey, brown, greige, and black

this must be how zendaya felt

the bean is inside me

imagine a bean. now imagine if it were larger. maybe twice the size of a normal bean in each dimension. a bean with eight times the volume of a normal bean. bean cubed.

by age 30 you should have at least 15 tattoos, the ability to hide your awful personality, and a bean the size of a larger bean

are your girl's beans this big???

man sekiro is so good

ootd

i'm ballerspilled now

Something Awful posters in 2025

happy death day to the countess

if i don't follow you it's because you're ugly and you post bad and i hate you personally

eating a stale bread heel dipped in leftover braising liquid like i'm a medieval peasant

they added an mpreg emoji??? 🫃

a fun little thing i do when cooking for myself is making something that every lover could *almost* eat and then add one thing each one can't

i've been watching a couple of menswear vloggers and it's impressive how little they know about clothes after years of making videos about them

i am so on my cooking game recently

due respect to the robotfuckers but i'm here for meat

can a hellsing girl and a trigun maximum boy find love? (yes)

man, idk if i wanna do anything for my birthday this year. i might just stay in and order a pizza lmao