i hate alice waters :)

me if you even care

you lot

The dual nature of reality is exemplified in that if you want to make chicken salad – the classic warm-weather lunch option – you have to first poach chicken, and thus as a byproduct make chicken broth – the classic cold-weather dinner option.

all the fake fennel fans come out during thanksgiving week

i would probably be less dismissive of ppl who post trans style advice online if they weren't mostly straight sized women who attributed everything they don't like to dysphoria

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

exciting news: i finally got a sleep paralysis demon and it has my face. it was like this:

leaving the previous posts up as a testament to my shame

why did john bauer make this wyrm so sexy

watching the handmaiden with my sister, anything i should know first?

what the fuck was i thinking when i had these made

i'm just godlike i guess

i might go back to light mode

i need the white trannies to start wearing deodorant

kinda mad rn bc afaict my thinkpad doesn't distinguise left and right ctrl/alt keys so i can't create custom keybinds that work with just one side

why is everyone always talking about gnosticism

some of y’all

society boyfriend possession girlfriend

i think the absolute peak moment of my moba playing days was when i tried HoN for the first time and upon being told "use your runes by clicking on a tree" i asked, "what's a tree"

i always return the shopping cart because i am better than my fellow man

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Hi folks! Here's an update about what we're doing in 2026 and beyond. It's exciting stuff, and also, it's gonna be a lot of work! noescapevg.com/content-note...

i'm honestly pretty interested in trying out vtm but i don't trust most of the tabletop people i know to not be overly horny about it

i've been thinking a lot about fucking vampires and how they'd feel cold, and i realized that you could ask them to take a warm bath to warm up first. kinda like what you might do with a fleshlight

man, i like vtmb2 a lot

y'all bitches need memento mori

gunkfest squarescape

they put a pnw xrd player in vtmb2

i need someone to make a relationship-based rpg where one relationship is "bitch eating crackers"

none of you appreciate my genius

vampire mode pt 2

going vampire mode

i'm always saying this

pervert game

one of the hottest things a man can do is have long black hair

kinda obsessed with teeth recently. really want some teeth jewelry. maybe i should buy some human teeth and make it into a bracelt.

putting sex on the calendar call that a cronjob

is it bratty to mash on a meaty projectile

had a little crisis to manage at work today as a treat. literally the most exciting and fun time i've had at my job in a while

stop showing me chappel roan!!! some of us are gay and like medieval and ren faire shit independently and also don't like her music!! fuck off!!!!

i need a beautiful ladle who has the kitchen goods hookup

oh you wanna play silent hill 2 remake? metal gear solid 3 delta? it just so happens those are games from when you were around 12?

i think elf cum probably tastes like fernet if it were good

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

i did the thing

um

I had to expunge my thoughts on Bluesky's current, uh, choppy waters into a proper blog post (which jay can't take down for being too mean or saying 'lol' in a threatening way) azhdarchid.com/delusions-of...

the lion does not concern himself with how good the draft format was when discussing flavor