Mantizar: The Tsar of Mantises!
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Internet Cryptid. Weirdo Artist. She/Her. 🔞
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Take that CONSERVATIVES! Nobody can stop the expansion of my TRANS COMMUNIST SPACE EMPIRE!
over 1 year ago
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🫥 Lactose The Intolerant (evil)
6 days ago
Some big lactose propaganda before I call it a night.
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Mrs. Holly The Fox
10 days ago
Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways
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Yes. And I spent an honest $20 on you so get on the bed!
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10 days ago
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Aubo 🏳️⚧️
14 days ago
Another long cat announcement coming tonight…!
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Jux
16 days ago
Mission: “Presidential Pest” Mission Type: Hunt Rank: ⭐️⭐️•••••••• Client: Jux Summary: “This guy is driving me nuts! Do a us all a favor and put this guy out of his misery, there just might be a nice lil’ reward in it for ya too~ Just don’t miss” Reward: Acorn x10
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🫥 Lactose The Intolerant (evil)
21 days ago
Teio found shot dead in Atlanta Georgia.
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🫥 Lactose The Intolerant (evil)
25 days ago
Here’s Zoya.
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🫥 Lactose The Intolerant (evil)
27 days ago
When I become president I’m doubling the economic decline and giving it to the next generation. This is for tung tung tung sahur and 67 you little shits.
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THANK YOU OMFG I [STRONGLY_DISLIKE] WHEN THEY DO THAT. GRRRRRR
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about 1 month ago
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Tonkatsu
about 1 month ago
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Master Elrond [he/him]
about 1 month ago
The FDA announced that 7 people contracted E. coli from eating cheddar cheese made from raw milk. I cannot understand what the big deal is with pasteurization. It's just heating milk for a set time then rapidly cooling it. No chemicals, no high tech equipment. It's just heated milk.
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Basil 🌱
about 2 months ago
Still you
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Yan Kodiac
about 2 months ago
V4L
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Ourple.
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about 2 months ago
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🫥 Lactose The Intolerant (evil)
about 2 months ago
Remember people, real gamblers quit right when they’re about to hit it BIG!
#hsr
#honkaistarrail
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Hugmonger's Confidence
about 2 months ago
Its so funny, Sen Triplets is like the original Theft commander but man when you think about them they are considered an old school Stax commander similar emotionally to Braids. Today I'd definitely build them as a ramp deck so I can turbo to them and start casting opps spells
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I love like... all of this. It's glorious!
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about 2 months ago
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Stoner Philly Fan
about 2 months ago
The war on Iran is unfolding alongside a wave of mass layoffs in the US. These are not separate crises. They are two sides of the same offensive by the ruling class against the working class.
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Steve Morgan
about 2 months ago
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DeedsMcDeeDee
about 2 months ago
So booted out Kristi Noem will move to a new role as “Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.” Will the position include a Wonder Woman type costume? Will she bring her trusty side kick Lewendowski with her? We are living in a Marvel comics political era that’s too ridiculous to be satirized.
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Haylee 🏳️⚧️
about 2 months ago
Just started Far Sector, and while I'm waiting to finish before I comment on the story, I can't wait to say something about how gorgeous Jamal Campbell's art is. Every panel is beautiful and this is by far the coolest Green Lantern costume I've seen. I love the glasses being a construct.
#comicsky
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Opossum-chan👀❤🎉/commission open!
about 2 months ago
#warframe
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SPiNDLE
about 2 months ago
rip
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arnaerr ✦ COMMISSIONS OPEN
about 2 months ago
"In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between"
#eldenring
#art
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Tonkatsu
about 2 months ago
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Tromps
about 2 months ago
Retromancers monthly premodern event for February. The top 4 prizes picked by the winners.
#mtg
#mtgpermodern
#premodern
#mtgalter
#retromancers
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about 2 months ago
💯 accurate
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Yoshitura Yamamoto
about 2 months ago
It's him
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Jayrnski
about 2 months ago
text me when you get home
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Carl Quintanilla
about 2 months ago
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
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The second angel has awoken.
2 months ago
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Mr. Edtropolis
2 months ago
Super belated bday pic for
@foxpopvli.bsky.social
and his character Patty...wearing nothing but a smile for the occasion... 🦊👀
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onion person
2 months ago
is everyone ready for the eternal panopticon
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onion person
2 months ago
we have uncovered the soy right face
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+SPUR+
2 months ago
Strong orca man
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PEAR哥
2 months ago
Maybe if I lobotomized myself I'll become a more creative person
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zac 3amsoda
2 months ago
etna
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Mattguy17
2 months ago
Here is this
#artmoots
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NiixARTs
2 months ago
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onion person
2 months ago
he realized ICE also does this and deleted
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*Looks at my collection:* I know what I must do...
2 months ago
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plork
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Tyler ‘Savesya’ Bucks | The Lumimancer
2 months ago
Sorting my Magic collection today 🫸🧊🔥
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! FROTHING !
2 months ago
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🫥 Lactose The Intolerant (evil)
3 months ago
Forfeit all possessions to Tachyon
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*Heavy faggish breathing*
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3 months ago
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KornArt3 GRAAGH
3 months ago
SONIC ADVENTURE
#SonictheHedgehog
#Sonic
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Kobold Factory 🏳️⚧️ (🎂 Birthday Over)
3 months ago
looks at you like this
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Natalie
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Of course THIS is what finally gets me to revamp my fuckass Ulalek deck
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3 months ago
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