Going to my first SCG event since Jan 2020

I cannot possibly imagine a funnier sports result than James Harden winning the title with the Cleveland Cavaliers. It’s an even bigger space-time continuum rip than the Cubs winning the World Series. Like, they’ll hoist the trophy and the sand worm from Beetlejuice will appear

treasure

I love it when JRPGs do this

drew a duck

Had 24 players for the May Retromancers monthly premodern event. The top 8 prizes picked by the winners. #mtg #mtgpermodern #premodern #mtgalter #retromancers

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

After reading this newest essay of mine, one of my readers said via email, "This is probably the best article I've ever read advocating for UBI. And one of the best you've ever written." If you haven't read it yet, please do. Maybe you will feel the same way. 🎲 www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

I can still fix it.

White Weenie vs GW Oath Ponza - R3 - Buckeye Brawl 2026 Premodern featuring @oldmagemtg.bsky.social ! youtu.be/KVGMbO2EVB0

Retromancers monthly premodern event for April. The top 8 prizes picked by the winners. #mtg #mtgpermodern #premodern #mtgalter #retromancers

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

This 👇 + it will never not be hilarious to me to see "alpha male 2a sheepdog" types try to reconcile (in real time, when called out) their made-up identity with being terrified of urban communities

Looking to the state up north as Ohio approves one behind the meter gas plant after another

Been doing a lot of pokè alters lately

Auction is live. www.ebay.com/itm/13712407...

Retromancers monthly premodern event for February. The top 4 prizes picked by the winners. #mtg #mtgpermodern #premodern #mtgalter #retromancers

Could not be prouder of our first major Premodern event and all the money raised for the MOFC. #mtg #premodern #mtgpremodern

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

Piloted White Weenie to a 4-3 finish at The Premodern Buckeye Brawl in Columbus, OH. 96 mages assembled at The Warp Gate to cast spells and raise money for the Mid-Ohio Food Collective. 🧵

I brawled to a 5-2 finish with my big, bad shrimp at the first Buckeye Brawl. Good for 18th. Biggest win of the day were the sick new Islands from the charity raffle! R1—Moneyball LWL R2—Moneyball WW R3—Counter Rebels WW R4—RG Oath Ponza WW R5—Angry Hermit LL R6—Enchantress LWW R7—Gro-a-Tog WW

I brawled. Finished a respectable 4-3 at the Premodern Buckeye Brawl with White Weenie. Tournament report coming after I get some Zzzs. Shoutout to all the Retromancers out there.

90 Players entered and one Red Mage emerged victorious at the inaugural Premodern Buckeye Brawl! Congrats to our champion Evan Smith! And a huge thanks to all for a wonderful day of Magic The Gathering is undefeated #Premodern #MtG #Retromancers

Today’s the day! Exciting day of #premodern #mtg

Best cube deck I’ve hard in years

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

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A simple alter, but one of my new favorites. Just the right scout of whimsy. #mtg #mtgaltered

The time of signing 100 playmats is at hand! Whee!

Registration is now LIVE for the first Premodern Buckeye Brawl! Join the Retromancers for the 1st big Premodern event of 2026! Event, raffles, and bake sale to all benefit the Mid-Ohio Food Collective. #premodern #premodernmtg #mtg #magicthegathering www.spicerack.gg/events/2836001

Two good fun 7 wins this weekend

12 year old me saw mirari and said "oh fuck" and now my life is immeasurably rich in every way imaginable

Had 29 for the last Retromancer Tuesday event of 2025. Everyone got a holiday promo for playing. Top 4 got to pick additional alters from the prize binder. Ohio loves #premodern #mtgpremodern #mtg

Second draft and first 7 wins. Secret Tunnel is the real deal.

🥵 Turn 1 Comet, dome them for 5. Next turn Comet returns Lotus and they concede. #mtg #mtgcube

Premodern players in Ohio and throughout the Midwest, SAVE THE DATE for the Buckeye Brawl! Saturday, February 21, 2026, at The Warp Gate in Columbus, Ohio, the Retromancers will be hosting a Premodern regional scaling $1k with some fun and exciting prizes! Stay tuned for more info coming soon!

➡️Duress Crew Presents: New England Premodern Autumn Regional @duresscrew.bsky.social 114 players 🇺🇸 United States Winner:🏆 Jonathan Phillips with Goblins All the decklists: mtgdecks.net/events/view/... #mtg @fireshoes.bsky.social

My first 7 wins with this Arena cube, and first time draft Nardu. I’m now a believer. #mtg

Retromancers monthly premodern event for November. The top 4 prizes picked by the winners. #mtg #mtgpermodern #premodern #mtgalter #retromancers