Just being the biggest cliche I can possibly be in Palm Springs ☺️

The OOO email is on and my toes match the pool. 😮‍💨

Mortimer saw us packing this evening so now he has glued himself to my legs in an attempt to keep me here

It’s crazy how the evil French ice dancing team just fully leaves no doubt in your mind that they are, in fact, evil

😤 italy copied me

“You need only know this: Whatever is happening with your data, it is important enough to the most egregiously lawless administration in American history that it be collected and consolidated.” Always read @tressiemcphd.bsky.social (gift link)

Got a new bathing suit for an upcoming trip but now it’s looking like it may be too cold to wear it 😩

“Freebasing pangolins”

For people my age, the arc of her career allowed us to grow up with Catherine O’Hara. Home Alone, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Beetlejuice all during childhood, the string of Christopher Guest movies in middle and high school, and Schitt’s Creek landing during Trump I when we all needed a balm.

Not Catherine O’Hara 💔

I’m super behind on drag race but Jane Don’t’s Bette Midler tattoo is so fun

We do not mean to shock you here you but a new crop of "originalist" law professors are showing their collective ass in public

One of my husband’s coworkers asked him if we listened to Zara Larsson or if we are “too old to know her” ☠️ savage

They’re arresting toddlers and killing nurses.

World keeps being awful so I keep spending weekends escaping to the mountains… probably not sustainable but it’s nice to take breaks.

In-laws are coming into town for the next few days, so husband and I are having a date night before the invasion 😆

I enjoy Prue on Bake Off so much and I’ll definitely miss her. But honestly more octogenarians with cushy, influential jobs should retire 🤷‍♂️

Just finished watching Girls5Eva for the first time. Was not prepared for how off the wall it is, but the joke density and the sheer joy absolutely had me hooked. So much fun and definitely a show I’ll watch again.

Went to the desert to leave the world behind for the weekend. Highly recommend. So beautiful to see where the stone and the sky are in constant conversation.

Up early to hike in Arches National Park wish me luck

The fact that we are only halfway through January is deeply offensive at this point

The electricity went out in my building, and it’s so funny how a workplace full of professional adults immediately feels like giggly middle schoolers whenever that happens… I wonder why that is. 🤔

They are unlawfully detaining people for First Amendment protected activities, as far as I can tell. Dragging people out of their vehicles absent witnessing a crime and without a judicial warrant is repugnant to our constitutional order.

Those guys got discovered on TikTok doing pushups to the sound of Reagan getting shot

It finally snowed and now I have rosy cheeks from shoveling

Mortimer is being cute for anyone who needs something pleasant to look at

interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car

Pulling my head out of the work day to catch up on the news and just completely heartbroken. There’s just no reason that we are all being forced to live like this. Cruelty reigns.

Was having a dumpster fire morning, but I went to jog in the park at lunch and saw A DOG IN THE SIDECAR OF AN E-BIKE so things are definitely looking up

Oh my god I just agreed with MARINE FUCKING LE PEN about something so I’m just going to have to light myself on fire now

I keep my chapstick on my jewelry stand, and the amount of times I go into my room for chapstick and come back with different jewelry and still-dry lips is truly remarkable.

Monseigneur jalapeño! ☠️

Finally got cold enough to bust out the ice blue flannel 🩵

Ran the A/C in my car and had patio drinks yesterday and this morning the windchill is -3 F. Finally some of that Colorado weather whiplash we’ve been missing this winter

Hogcock. Which is a combination between hogwash and poppycock.

Found a copy of the Carpenter’s Christmas Portrait in a bin at the record store this afternoon so we are very much still holiday vibing ☺️🎄

“I don’t have a code! I’m waxing your butthole!”

The oven smells like cinnamon rolls and the sunrise looks like magic. Merry Christmas

Holly things she’s the most important present under the tree, and who am I to disagree?

Kelly Clarkson’s Underneath the Tree has to be the best Christmas song of this century. Measuring on axes of broad adoption into the Christmas canon and quality.

It was 70 degrees today, so I probably don’t need this, but it does feel festive!

The absolute best part of the RuPaul Christmas movie is how blatantly obvious it is that she’s literally never filming in the same room as any of the other actors. It’s truly a feat.

Solstice sunrise. Hasn’t felt much like winter, but still always nice to get to the day the light starts coming back.

Donning gay apparel and this sequined hat feels pretty festive

Perhaps… a Christmas gourd?

Took this extremely zoomed in Bigfoot hunter-looking selfie to document that it’s 66 degrees out ten days before Christmas

“She’s played by the very sexy actress Christine Baranski”