milking time

it’s been a while

Doechii speaks out against use of the military against protesters in LA during her acceptance speech at the #BETAwards

Amerie sounded a mess on that Tiny Desk performance but my god she REDEEMED herself at the BET Awards 😭😭😭

That R-Truth/Ron Killings promo gave me the same jolt of energy that I got from Mark Henry's fake retirement segment from 2013. ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. #WWERaw

wasn’t expecting to be met with a wave of work anxiety before bed… wtf is this about

Even with a hairline receding to the depths of hell, there’s something SO sexy about Walton Goggins.

Finally got to watch Sinners. Absolute perfection. 100/10.

COCO GAUFF WINS THE FRENCH OPEN 🏆 The American takes down Aryna Sabalenka 6-7, 6-2, 6-4 to claim her second women's Grand Slam singles title.

And if I said Lydia deserved that lip sync win???? #AllStars10

RE9 and new Dying Light!!!!!!!!!

Tina Burner is more concerned with trying to top Lydia than the actual competition imo #DragRace #AllStars10

Those two stunt queens are “feuding” like two chaotic Big Brother contestants who keep second guessing their final 2 alliance after 50+ days of strategizing, mental gymnastics, and cabin fever.

ngl I’m ready for Sabrina Carpenter’s yeehaw era to be over

the evil girlies are fighting, huh

thighs & calves out

Okay I’m finally on the Addison Rae train. I’m on board.

My number one internet pet peeve: If YOU post about something YOU dislike, that’s your prerogative. If I post about something I LIKE and YOU feel the need to reply about how much you DISLIKE it/judge ME for liking it even tho I wasn’t asking for opinions, fuck off. There’s a difference.

hi divas 👋🏾

I’m currently playing Infamous: Second Son, and I can’t get over how hot the main character is.

It's mind boggling that gays will restart the same online debates every year. It's like clockwork. - Shaming someone for taking a substantial number of loads - Losing sleep over what a queer celebrity's type is - Kink at pride (Will probably start up again in a week)

I just don’t understand the concept of prying into a strangers sex life like it’s your business. Like….why do you care who Kaytranada is having sex with?

Diva wanted a vacation of her own 🙂‍↕️

So my apt building didn’t have running water for 36 hours (10 am yesterday till 7pm tonight). Not to mention it was 88° outside today. And work ended TERRIBLY.

I need Murray Bartlett to shove that puppet up my- *call drops* #NinePerfectStrangers

Get Mistress Isabelle Brooks on Big Brother ASAP. A STRATEGIST!!!!! #DragRace

surprisingly excited for summer ☀️

2025 #AMAs: Rebecca Black says ‘gay sex’ helps her keep up with her career

You mean to tell me they couldn't get Courtney Yates from Survivor China/HvV on 50???

Just saw the Survivor 50 cast. The Swiftie better get voted out first. He was so annoying on his original season 😵‍💫

Tinder’s “upgrade your likes” notification is their way of telling you you’re butt ugly and the people you’re swiping right on are way too attractive for you

22 hours later:

Was planning on baking cookies tonight. I realized I had the wrong kind of butter and knocked over a bottle of olive oil on top of the eggs I had on the counter. I had a very loud but sensible crash out, put all of the ingredients back, cleaned up the counter, and DoorDashed a McFlurry instead.

BRONSON REED MY BEEFY KING #SNME

living for Punk & Sami wearing matching gear w/ the colors of the Palestinian flag 😭👏🏾 #SNME

apartment update:

Tina Burner did all of that impressive work in that design challenge and I was still not moved 😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

sometimes you gotta order a shit ton of Pizza Hut to make up for the day

SZA defends Megan Thee Stallion against Tory Lanez and his supporters: “I'm actually SO shocked at the amount of ppl fully comfortable bullying a woman that's proven to be a victim of assault ??! Like out loud where other ppl can see you ?? Lmao u finna be stupid OUTLOUD ?”

making breakfast before commuting to work is such a foreign concept for me

I’d like to think all of this tea I’ve been cold brewing has been doing wonders for my skin 🙂‍↕️

There’s something so “Say OK by Vanessa Hudgens” coded about that new Tyla single. I think I hear the same melody in that first verse???? It’s such a pleasing nighttime summer vibe

I just know Pedro Pascal was giggling and kicking his feet while pretending to play a homophobic dad

INDONESIA, STAND THE FUCK UP!!!! THIS IS EXCELLENCE!!!!!!! THE VISUALS, THE CHOREO, THE HARMONIES, THE SWITCH UP AT THE END???? HELLO?!

Irene’s performance on All Stars so far has shown me that the talent show should non-elimination by default. #DragRace

I need the sw*fties to start mobilizing

Henry Golding and Murray Bartlett are going to be in S2 of Nine Perfect Strangers

when you can smell a mixture of someone's cologne AND deodorant...