april fools day should be illegal just for discord moderators

I have a small notebook with which I can slide notes under a door to call for cooked food to my partner, and we have a way of delivering that food without breaking the confinement. All food (except water) will be served in roughly 1/20th sized portions to fit with Skyrim's 1/20th time scale.

don't let them have an inch when theyre trying to take miles. we don't concede on trans people in sports just like we wont concede on trans people anywhere else. period.

batman v superman was 30 years ago. feel old yet?

hey

OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project Pass it on

we need to protect the sanctity of linkedin

my friend wrote a book and she's looking for feedback!

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

fucking awesome

there are 2 kinds of tf2 players left in 2026 and theyre lilythesparklekitty (she/her) and Mr. Slurs. And they are both equally likely to have one of the girls from lucky ★ star as their icon

I AM DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF MY INABILITY TO FORM THE PERSONAL CONNECTIONS I WANT

Mathematicians love today, 2026-03-14, because 2,026 minus 3 minus 14 is 2,007 which is of course the largest prime number

In honor of the upcoming motion picture Toy Story 17, I've started a new account called "GET IPAD" that documents the first time fictional characters from the past come across a smart device.

transition to autumn? yeah, i've known a few girls who've done that

Good morning

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Rayquaza!

people should be allowed to donate their bodies to wildlife instead of science. chuck me in the gator enclosure

Olympia, WA just codified protections for polyamorous and non-monogamous families. Now renters can move all their partners in without claiming "room mate" or "friend" to avoid discrimination. theolympian.com/news/local/a...

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

As Fred Brooks pointed out in Mythical Man Month in 1975, half a century ago, the vast vast majority of any software's life is spent in maintenance. Statistically almost all of programming is maintenance, documentation, not writing brand new shit from scratch.

During a reactionary war a revolutionary class cannot but desire the defeat of its government.

straight up when has "we bomb you until you start doing what we want" ever happened

remedy to change name to "terminal illness"

what the hell does fully modular mean in the context of windows? you can swap out dwm.exe? paint and wordpad are not pre installed? explorer.exe is optional?

AI-generated artwork is officially not eligible for copyright protection after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the appeal. The court ruled that a work must have a human creator in order to qualify for copyright. (Link: www.reuters.com/legal/govern...)

we're so cooked look at my atheists dog. my atheists are doing animism.

i'm glad the Barenaked Ladies never got their hands on that million dollars... all the crap they were gonna do with it was so stupid and annoying. dijon ketchup. go fuck yourself

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

for any person of conscience the first priority must be death to america the great satan, and its junior partner the entity, by any means necessary and as soon as possible

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

For the past 60 years or so, it's been known that immobility is basically the last thing you want to do to recover. That strength, and then muscle mass, start to vanish in a matter of days when immobile, enormously extending the recovery time.

Cops stop you, bro', don't talk back. Tonight they just SHOOT your ass.

Full literary theory here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nantuc... #smbc

the central contradiction of the media industry, and it's affecting games the most, is that the marginal cost per unit of product is virtually 0. a million things happen downstream of this but the result is that the price per unit of product also tends toward zero

The keypad's under the sink. In the women's bathroom. Everybody knows that.

How far away can I stand from urinal before it gets weird

"Tax the rich" is inconsistent with the TRoPF

they look at the intricate machinery of the most powerful system of imperial extraction the world has ever seen and say "this is gay shit for the wokes. the wokes love this imperialism. but it cannot rival my alternative: forcing everyone into direct resistance against me"

genuinely very funny to live in an era where all the competent imperialists have been replaced by coked up boarding school failsons incapable of understanding soft power

all the best moments of your life happen when you're doing something you weren't sure you could do