why did a Trump loving Swiftie just follow me 😭😭 BLOCKED

just saw a clip of them kissing on the podcast on my fyp and had to fight the urge to burst out laughing at work bc they truly look like they've never done that before 💀💀 they fr should've practiced more lmaooo

absolutely confirmed that travis on the eras tour represents the other side of taylor (aka showgirl taylor) pushing her to continue her performance 🎩🧨

Isn't this the "Sooooooo excited this is the main event" outfit?!

mmhhh

Omg bookends

No idea if someone already mentionned this, but she has the handcuff/bracelet on the same hand

I hate them I hate them I ha– we KNOW it's just signed copies and I'm aware many people are very excited for that, but does it really warrant all of this??? Help

It’s def just signed copies and that’ll likely be the “finale” of variants lol

also why are we getting the grand finale NOW?? there's a week left??

huh

def signed stuff (main cover color scheme and handwritten message)

❤️‍🔥| The official track lengths for The Life of A Showgirl have been revealed via Spotify! The album will be around 41 minutes long, containing 8 explicit tracks!

CANCELLED! is 3:31 and ME! Is 3:13 😗 @woodvaylor.bsky.social THE SECONDS ARE MIRRORED 🪞

this person kinda ate?? re: TLOAS = Karma

Oh this was an Easter egg for her going on Jimmy Fallon.... "I've got lasik" - Jimmy Fallon is where we got the "my mind is alive" video of her getting lasik

Thiisss

🚪

I can’t believe in a week we will hear this damn album… I’ve got the zoomies and also am scared shitless at the same time

I am so overwhelmed with information

"I think she's gonna show us a side of Taylor that we haven't seen before, because now she can" I— sometimes I truly question if these big swiftie creators aren't actually all gaylors in disguise 😭

so when Taylor is gonna do an actual showgirl performance in Vegas, then what??

homegirl is NOT gonna come out anytime soon with all these interviews on late night shows coming up lmao

🚨| Jimmy Fallon appears to be teasing that Taylor will be appearing on the Tonight show on October 6th, in support of “The Life Of A Showgirl” !

“Moooooom the dictionary company is colluding with Taylor Swift again”

you know shit's getting real when big hetlor creators start talking about theories that actually make a lot of sense

coney island coney island coney island coney island coney island coney island cones island coney island coney island coney island cone-

plus this? I'm screaming

if it feels like a trap….. you’re already in one

i am very much entertained

It's giving she wanted to do her own chronically online girl explains

"A showgirl knows to save some of her best tricks for the grand finale..."

The crowd being “king” is going to send me on a fucking spiral

This entire album rollout has felt like this gif over and over

I'm reading into this way too much but I love that there are exit signs absolutely EVERYWHERE but she's...not leaving. All she needs to do is open the damn door. Truly stuck in a cage of her own making.

hetlors noticing the exit signs and fire imagery finally but failing to consider what that might MEAN outside of just general showgirl and stage vibes is simultaneously so funny and so frustrating

what if i’m super excited but also super nervous and pessimistic but also don’t give a single fuck about TLOAS coming out soon. like how does one feel that combo of feelings 😭

barking

September 24, 2014 - Taylor was papped in NYC wearing the iconic “no it’s Becky” shirt

the way all cinema websites are crashing the fuck out in Germany is so fucking funny lmao, I've been trying to get tickets for an hour

so are we getting the rep vault tracks on October 3rd or 18th? I can't quite decide 🤪

Just listened to need after not listening to to for a while how do we bully Taylor into releasing it

I think Taylor is going to be stuck in the matrix after the release of TLOAS. Morpheus tells Neo, “I’m trying to free your mind, but I can only show you the door. You’re the one that has to walk through it.” The door that separates a simulated reality (showgirl) vs real life (real Taylor). These are

does anyone know when this was? and what necklace she's wearing? 👀

COWBOY LIKE ME, Forever & Always > everything else (I'm kidding I love all of them)

hiiii so i saw this over on the bad place and i thought you would all really like to use it for when Showgirl releases. It’s a new gaylor bingo card!

everyone that isn't listing either Dress, loml or Sweet Nothing at #1 is wrong btw

somebody pointed out the background!!