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FOR GODS SAKE STOP WITH THE MERCH DROPS WE HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY MILKED

It’s been two days

pov you are bad at pokemon go and you walk around the city leeching off groups who actually put in effort

i tried on the warm ones with all of my winter clothes and they look weird with everything, so they are indeed not the sensible choice bc i wouldn’t wear them. they’re so clunky in a weird way, i think the proportions are off bc i’m so short

love how my autism kind of makes me immune to fast fashion. see something cute? i just touch the fabric and immediately get the ick

i never watched wicked bc i didn’t think it was my thing, but now i feel like i’m missing out on something and i’m thinking of going to a double feature screening but what if i hate it and i’m stuck there for 5hrs (bc ik i’m not gonna leave if i paid money)

Me on Gaylor Bluesky

well if anybody got a spare hayley ticket for berlin lmk ig? 😔

chat should i go for the sensible choice or the fashion choice (i hate making sensible choices btw)

at the risk of sounding like a bratty child - i’m not going to switch to another social media platform again. i like it here, i was here before the gaylor crowd arrived, and my other friends are here also. i’m not willing to keep up with two apps, i spend too much time in my phone as it is

man i was out all evening, i just saw the merch, and i also only just saw the new trailer and i’m crying. i need an advil and sleep

is this fucking play about us

me when i saw the announcement; $290 is actually reasonable for that me now: €320?????? stop tacing me for being european what the fuck that’s $370!!!!!!!!!!

man i have a colleague who pretends she's a native english speaker and she tries to sound intelligent by using the most convoluted phrasing and pretentious vocabulary in emails but she uses it all wrong and not only does she sound stupid, her fucking emails don't even mean anything 💀

i am so sad about missing out on all the VW x Nana pieces like i would've been able to afford even a single thing lmao

screaming

man i love eating vegan food

ok why am i even subscribed to hayley’s newsletter if i didn’t receive a peep about the presale registration. fuck me for not being on instagram right?!

every autistic person i know despises AI due to their their strong moral compass, i don’t believe you actually know any autistic people

man i'm glad i watched so many cancer videos by hank "if your lymph nodes on both sides are swollen it's not lymphoma" green really helps me not freak out about the one sided painful swelling of my lymph nodes 😒

germans are never beating the unhingedly-scared-of-missing-their-stop-on-public-transportation allegations. like why are you standing with your face 3 inches from the door and your finger on the button for two minutes

when the fuck did black friday become black month and when did singles day become singles week this is all so annoying i don’t careeeeeeeee i don’t want to hear about it!!!!

you’d think a movie would get more boring each time you watch it, but back to the future gets better every time 😮‍💨

officially scared of bookshops now, i accidentally picked up smut TWICE at least put it on a higher shelf where i can’t reach?? 🥴

10/10 take. No notes.

got so riled up at the donut store by 4 children running around me and screaming, my watch asked me if i was working out

man that loud luxury remix is BAD

i hate to be that person when apparently everybody loves that outfit, but holy shit every single piece is ugly as fuck and they’re even worse together (i fw the shoes for the implications only)

why is it impossible to find edible hummus in germany. everything tastes like straight up vinegar

i put cat tv on for my cat, but now she's sleeping in the kitchen and i'm the one who's watching the squirrels

went to go google “who died” which didn’t help me at all and i don’t think i care enough to do any more research than that

no wonder they don't have time to actually interpret any deeper lyrics, they're busy "explaining" the literal lines ...

it seems one of my most unamerican opinions is that dressing up as a real person is weird. specific fictional characters, general genre of character, animals, even abstract concepts, sure. real person? weird.

me listening to zissou by hw

craving chicken wings but extremely grossed out by the thought of eating chicken, help

why are stores doing black friday sales already i feel like i’m going insane

lmaooooo someone posted crying about golden taking taylor off the number one single spot by like 600 plays and i got banned for saying i don’t understand why we care about that 💀💀

i keep seeing people connect sabrina’s newspaper bodysuit to reputation and it pains me to realise how many people have no clue about sex and the city and the nyc-icon that was the newspaper dress

who’s dressing up for tonight? 🎃

wehe du sagst auf reddit irgendwo das wort “vegan”, dann kommt sofort die brigade und wirft dir vor, zu missionieren und anderen deine ideologie aufzuzwingen

me still waiting for the eras tour book restock notification

i never noticed this but why is it leonard but leopold 😠

i started giving my cat warm food a few months ago, and then i started giving her hot food, and now she won’t eat cold food anymore and honestly - good for her

still thinking about this who wants to give me money

we've had text based adventures for DECADES why did i type my first move into this game and got an "AI is analysing your response" loading bar?? fuck this shit

it’s “taylor has no sense of self” “everything is forced” “she tries so hard” “she just does what she thinks other people want her to do” “she keeps mirroring people” “she has no sense of her body” “just trying to please the world” “no identity” everywhere i look but GOD FORBID you mention autismlor

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