Hi hello coming to you all from urgent care this afternoon after being bit by a kid at work today lol all’s good, but my first ever worker’s comp trip!

Yesterday we put on the kids bop Shake It Off in the classroom I work in and one of the nonverbal 5 year old girls was singing along and trying to get all the words 😭 not the first instance I’ve seen of Taylor being a way to hep kids with their language skills 🫶🏻

The thing about my fiancé and I is that when I ask what time it is I want the exact minute, but he’s more of a “round it to the nearest 5” kind of guy and I think that’s a good metaphor for our entire relationship

Do you ever just think about how wild it is that humans get to have the relationships that we do with cats and dogs? Like what.

Hi everyone just came to say I love gaylors and I miss you guys right now because I haven’t had much time to scroll and chat 🫶🏻 my fiancé has been out of town so I’ve been single puppy mom and started my new job. Maybe I should throw a gaylor party while he’s gone like a high schooler home alone 🥂

A salad and French fries is my favorite home alone dinner 😋

This time last year I was telling my therapist how I would set my alarm for 6:30 and I couldn’t get myself up until almost 8 and was rushing out of the house by 8:10 to get to work by 8:15. Today I woke up at 5:30 and was up by 5:45 and I don’t start work til 7:30 🙏🏻😭 so grateful for ADHD meds dude

Ugh the fate of Ophelia just goes so hard

I just enrolled in benefits with my new job and holy shit. They’re absolutely amazing. $5 copays for the first 3 doctors visits, $20 after that. No deductible, insurance covers basically everything after copay. Labs are free. Meds are free with a “copay” for delivery. $20 urgent care visits.

Hi hello I think I’m coming out my executive dysfunction 12-foot hole I lived in last week (the sun is out today)

Okay fine I’ll watch SNL tonight for the Harry of it all

i also think we need to shift the narrative from "they're queerbaiting" to "the machine straightwashed them"

I notoriously hate coffee, and I bought some coffee cake muffins today, and my partner was really confused and that’s how he learned there’s no coffee in coffee cake

Got head butted by one of my students today and she bent my glasses so one of the arms keeps popping out from behind my ear lol

If a grape isn’t as firm as it can possibly be, then I don’t want it 🙅🏼‍♀️

i woke up to the lyric in my head “too impaired by my youth to know what to do” rt if u cried

Happy Friday the 13th!! Please share all black cats you see, all tattoos you get, and any fun spells or rituals you’re doing today!! Me? I’m surviving my first Friday at my new job and then coming home to reset my living space and maybe watching a movie and painting my nails 🤗

Help, I’m still at the couchbecauemyadhdmedsworeoffandmyexecutivedysfunctionisdebilitatingijustwanttogotobed, still sitting in a corner I haunt 👻

I love being on addy, but when it wears off at 5pm my executive dysfunction gets to take total control of my body and I don’t know how to stop that. Like even getting off the couch to go to bed is hard let alone chores or hobbies.

I think I’ve turned in to one of those people that feels like exercise fixes things like head aches and bad moods and anxiety and I thought everyone was faking it but here I am, so thanks to my addy

Hey folks, Mirabelle has contacted me again because she still needs financial support in order to stay out of an abusive family home & pay off her debts. We helped her pay for rent + bills in December & I’d love if we could help her out again. Please help & share if you can 💕💕

Documenting my running ~journey~ here for ✨accountability✨ Using Couch to 5k! Gonna be swift af boi 🏃‍♂️💨

I just bought a nice big bag of grapes 😋🍇

So many good takes in this thread and I hope you’re right about Taylor slowly move g away from waglor the past view season 😭 I feel like we didn’t see her hardly at all last season, I really don’t remember it much besides the weird bullet proof divider debate

I feel like this was 25 years ago, but who was talking about American Girl Dolls recently? You found a bunch of connections to the history of the dolls and gaylor things. Just checking in on how you’re doing with Harry’s release of American Girls, hope you haven’t imploded 🫶🏻

Love getting a text about a parking ticket I owe in Wisconsin when I don’t even technically own a car nor have I ever been to Wisconsin #cantscamme

Today’s my first day of work for my new job, and also on that addyyyyy and it’s amazing what waking up with plenty of time for your morning can do, like crazy that I’m not rushing out the door assuming I’m going to be 5 minutes late!!

A new perspective I have of The Waiting Game, it’s about Taylor and her choice to do what she’s doing with Travis. Or like this concept in the industry generally. So many interpretations of this song!

One time like 3 years ago I closed my car door on my AirPod and managed to not crush it but it only holds its charge for about 75% as long as the other one and I’ve always wondered what kind of internal damage I gave it

In the middle of a chores power session and then I made the mistake of “sitting down for just a sec” and it’s been almost 2 hours 🙄 executive dysfunction is gonna call your bluff every time

Can I ask if you would please upvote my comment on Reddit. I have been stuck inside for nearly 2 years now and they are giving away a used accessible van that would haul my chair. I can only dream of such a gift! My name is a sink 🤯🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ my picture is w/ my name www.reddit.com/r/MobilityVa...

I either absolutely don’t know, or I know too much 🥨

Honestly I want to make pole routines to like all of KATTDO (also this chicken’s form is outstanding A+)

I was talking to my 5 year old nephew today about my new job in an elementary school I’m starting this week, so he made me watch all the YouTube videos that his favorite memes come from so I wouldn’t be behind and then when I left he wished me luck on my training day 😭

Dance No More got me like

my job. I am going to post the link below. If you wouldn't mind sharing this out, I would be eternally grateful. Any amount will help towards me being able to find a safe and secure home for myself and my cat. Thank you💜 gofund.me/986b0f1aa

Got to meet one of you lovely gaylors IRL today (won’t say who for privacy) and had some lovely convo and a great brainstorming sesh for the GAP 🫶🏻 so grateful for this community here 🩷

Me: I’m tired of this grandpa My ADHD not letting me get off the couch to go to bed: well that’s too damn bad!

Some super quick thoughts about Harry’s new album 🫶🏻

My dog has been using the coffee table as a pillow for like two hours and he is surrounded by so many blankets and cushions. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Are any of you runners? I kind of want to start but I have no idea how to because cardio has never been my thing (had a heart thing but it’s controlled now). So im like super not in cardio shape which makes me scared to start. Anyone have tips? 😅

Is aperture the worst song on the album honestly? Like it’s all such a bop and so fun and aperture is a great song, so like not shitting on it just saying like damn Harry you came to play on this one

They played All The Things You Said in my pole class today 😍

Today was the first day in the almost 2 months since I quit weed cold turkey that I actually wanted it. I’ve been really anxious the last 2 days and I used to temporarily control that with an edible, and even though I have so may edibles in my closet still, I didn’t take any 😮‍💨

Listening to the new Harry album, haven’t finished it yet, but uh, oh my god? I have so many thoughts, my phone is at 4%, I’ll be back!!

They’re playing Matilda by Harry in this eye clinic right now like what that’s such a deep cut for an overhead speaker like this do you want me to start crying

I started playing one of those dumb phone games again this week that gives you those rapid fire dopamine bursts every time you finish a level and my anxiety was through the roof today and my guess is those two things are connected 🤔

I have the world’s friendliest dog, but he’s like overbearingly friendly because he’s an 80lb pitbull who just wants to put all his weight against you. And I get so anxious and protective when people out on our walks get nervous around him because he’s the sweetest boy in the world 😅 feelin it today

I actually did just do this and I cut not only the face framing bangs but I think I took like 4 inches off the total length lol

You guys I’m really thinking I’m gonna cut my own hair tomorrow. Not all of it, but the front to get like layered framing pieces. My bangs currently go to almost my belly button. I think the shortest part I’d do would be to my mouth. I haven’t cut my hair in like 3 years so I think it’s time 💇🏼‍♀️