Weirdly AI starts recommending man buns for everyone.

"The envy of all women"?? 🤯 Being married to *this* hideous ghoul?

Kimmel should just find every opportunity to say acetaminophen and Azerbaijan tonight.

NBC News projects: Democrat Adelita Grijalva wins the special election for Arizona House District 7. Grijalva will bring the important 218th signature to the chamber's Epstein files discharge petition — forcing Mike Johnson to handle a fight that has divided his conference.

Kimmel not only being back but giving a monologue that will get rave reviews in the same papers panning the UN disaster speech is going to chew at Trump’s ego like a wolverine.

We just watched the speech and it’s much worse than the headlines. He’s an idiot and the whole world knows that he’s an idiot.

Most people use bullet points for notes. This tends to prevent one from just reading the speech, which helps maintain eye contact. Having a speech written out, on paper, in front also makes you look like an idiot when you complain about the teleprompters not working.

So... you are equating visual impairment with senility? Might want to think that. It is very common practice to print speeches this way. Sometimes they are double or tripple spaced. There are many better and actual indications of his brain turning to guacamole that don't involve ableism.

"the best place on earth to do business" Except when ICE storms your factory-in-progress, handcuffs and shackles your expert workers, and imprisons them in appalling conditions until your country can organize an evacuation. Except for that.

Book of lies! Everyone knows that Americans are in deeper shit than when Trump got stuck to the bottom of our shoes again.

That pathetic speech was intentional, with jumbo dumbo print

My god, even his speeches are drafted IN ALL CAPS! 🙄

MELVIN: The president repeatedly did say though that he would end the war on day 1, and we are some 250 days into the administration MARCO RUBIO: Yeah, but that's not up to us to end the war MELVIN: Repeatedly on the campaign trail he said he would end it on day 1

the Tom Homan bribery scandal is the latest example of how a felon in the White House is making crime legal

Forced to improvise due to a failed United Nations teleprompter, Donald Trump opened his drool-spattered lie hole and sent Doritos-scented approximations of human speech flying like shrapnel from a shit grenade.

New statue on National Mall celebrates ‘long-lasting bond’ between Trump and Epstein

Walt Handelsman "Connect the dots" www.nola.com/walt_cartoons

"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy" sounds like a Sinclair confession. But ... haven't they gotten the propaganda memo about how they're supposed to say we live in a republic, not a democracy.

Boycott Sinclair Broadcasting #BoycottSinclair

This is Sinclair Broadcasting.

Can't pronounce "acetaminophen" Thinks Armenia and Cambodia are at war Wakes up every morning and paints himself orange Thinks an escalator his team broke is a major national security event Declares himself the king of you and yours

🧵Charlie Kirk had a condo in Phoenix? Erika Kirk said, 'her husband often used the condo as a way station between their home in a gated community outside Scottsdale and the Turning Point USA' So her husband regularly spent the night at a condo in the same city they lived in?

The Trump junta is indistinguishable from the worst features of totalitarianism. It’s devoid of any theme or principle except greed, revenge, appetite & White Christian racial domination. It revels in all forms of human wickedness, in its cruelty, aggression, disregard for decency & the rule of law.

“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” —Hannah Arendt,

Per @nateturner: “Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” —Hannah Arendt,

In the eyes of Donald Trump, incompetence is an asset. He looks for it and hires for it. Because the more incompetent a person is at doing their job, the more likely they are to welcome and follow the orders of people like Trump who are higher up.

Whether bought, brainwashed, or bullied, the six conservative justices have abandoned their oath, and the consequences are tearing our republic apart… hartmannreport.com/p/are-billio...

Gavin Newsom: "This is a tough time. A lot of anxiety, a lot of stress ... and Democrats frankly have had a difficult time pushing back. There's sort of this weakness that dominates our brand, and I think what people appreciate is that we're willing to fight not only symbolically but substantively"

thinking matters trump pushed disney disney saw opportunity EVERY post news story vid celeb reaction EVERY PLATFORM 5 DAYS then the kimmel comeback & the ratings & the abc’s absolution + they stood up 2 trump knowing sinclair & nextstar will ban him fucking win-win-win the pr/🍊defiance>$6bill

thinking matters trump pushed disney disney saw opportunity EVERY post news story vid celeb reaction EVERY PLATFORM 5 DAYS then the kimmel comeback & the ratings & the abc’s absolution + they stood up 2 trump knowing sinclair & nextstar will ban him fucking win-win-win the pr/🍊defiance>$6bill

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I said on day 1 that Trump's government would be run as a mafia organisation. Everything he has done since has proved me right.

Trump brags about extracting $16 million from ABC settlement, says he wants to “test” the network out again. More explicit threats that if a private company doesn’t do his bidding, Trump will punish with lawsuits or government action.

You'll notice Charlie Kirk is not mentioned

Oooh now that is something!🚨 The Secret Service took out a new and unprecedented threat in New York!😮 Some criminal enterprise?👿 #NewYork #NY #SIMfarm #CellPhoneService #Bots #BotFarm #Hacking #Hackers #USpol #SecretService www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Lax gun laws in Brazil and US help arm Brazil’s organized crime, study finds apnews.com/article/braz...

apnews.com/article/west... 😡😡😡

TRUMP MAKES BLUE VOTERS THE SWORN ENEMY Using tax payer funded weapons of war, to force absolute obedience among his detractors. #fascism #tyranny #extremism #maga #corruption www.latimes.com/california/s...

JUST IN: Fed's Powell says rate cut was driven by rising risk to job market

Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott has overseen a transformative drop in shootings in his city. Despite threats from President Donald Trump, he thinks he may have arrived at the best recipe yet for violence reduction.

Commentary: Countries can formally recognize Palestine all they want, but it’s the facts on the ground that will determine success or failure.