Who knows what stories lurk in the hearts of men? MY SHADOW KNOWS

IT’S MARCH MADNESS TIME, BABY! 🏀

While I'm disappointed in the finish to the main event, I think the biggest misstep at Revolution was the complete misreading of who the fan base is by Tony Khan bringing in a transphobic shitheel for the women's division. #aew #wrestlesky #AEWRevolution

Whoever has the sign that says "Revive Tron Uprising", I feel you. #AEWRevolution

Incredible Terry Funk tights on MJF, that fucking nerd. Tony Schiavone: "Boy, he sucks." :D #AEWRevolution

Jon Moxley when Brody King is wrestling: "Why is the crowd chanting 'wolf, wolf, wolf'"? #AEWRevolution

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity.

Stoker: what are you gonna do next? genderswap dracula? Kurtagich: i call her draculaura Stoker: !!!! Kurtagich: like monster high

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Poe: dawn just genderswapped renfield Shelley: oh yeah? Shelley: i bet bram is being real normal about it Stoker: I AM NOT!! Shelley: yeah wow that's a shocker

@vincentverhei.bsky.social DRIVE ZOGGIN' FAST! BLOW DEM GITS UP! DRIVE ZOGGIN' FAST AND DEN BLOW DEM GITS UP!

Okay this made me cry

Yesterday, The Sheriffs, MPD and law enforcement brutally put down a peaceful anti-ICE protest outside of the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis. There has been little to no coverage of what is happening in Minneapolis since Trump's supposed stand down, which is why we need to spread the word.

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORYYYYYY #AEWCollision

10 anime to get to know me (no order whatsoever) 1. Robotech (shut up) 2. Star Blazers (see above) 3. Puella Magi Madoka Magica 4. Evangelion (any version) 5. Brave Bang Bravern 6. Martian Successor Nadesico 7. Iron Blooded Orphans 8. DanDaDan 9. Ranma 1/2 10. SSSS Dynazenon

Okay, I laughed.

Fuck him up, Gary!

Harley Cameron is ultra-talented

Not enough people have seen Late Phases aka Night of the Wolf. Wonderful actor in everything he did.

Just checking that we're all on the same page: everyone knows that when Takeshita splits from Don Callis that he and Kenny have to team up to take on the Family as "The Alpha and The Omega", right? #aew #wrestlesky

A thread on random human connections, which reminds me of the time I was in NY for work and grabbed the continental breakfast at my hotel. 1/

First shot: sugarcane The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times Still used to make rum of course!

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

Oh wow, slipped that gay content in real subtle like, Bad Bunny.

THE DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM!!!!!

I think you might enjoy this little video I directed... youtu.be/PDYdP5gQqVQ?...

I think, going forward, anytime MJF is announced, the crowd needs to respond thusly: Announcer: Maxwell Jacob Friedman, EM! JAY! EFF! Crowd: ICE! Chant can resume normally after that. #aew #wrestlesky

I have discovered that the time to travel from my parents' house to Dunkin can be measured in one (1) Battle Cry (Entrance theme for Kenny Omega).

Watching 1981s Caveman starring Ringo Starr, which was about a scrawny guy kicked out of his tribe by a bully when I saw it as a kid. As an adult, it's about the brutal leader of a tribe that at least understands boundaries who kicks out a sex pest nerd and then is tragically toppled by said pest.

I am down in Las Vegas due to family issues, and just found out that AEW is here tonight. Sadly, all the tickets are from resellers and jacked up in price. Booooooo, I could use something fun.

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

Call your congress critters. Tell them to keep pushing and not let up. Don't let them go back to complacency.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...

The article appears to be partly paywalled and I would encourage anyone who can afford it to subscribe, Slate's got a hell of a sale going right now and subscriptions are how they can afford to pay freelancers for articles like this one For my fellow brokies, though:

have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?

Best? No. Favorite? Quite possibly.

No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.

When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.

Be the Rob Reiner you want to see in the world.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

We spend a lot of time talking about domestic terrorism and groups are consistently ignored by the mainstream and I’d like to present you with the most under-the-radar domestic terrorists that exist and call for them to finally be brought to justice:

I am begging Republicans to take a page from Speaker Johnson and read nothing about these last several elections. It's fine! Keep doing what you're doing!

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

I made a joke to Jen after receiving a Target Black Friday email that the first couple hundred shoppers on Friday would get a free gift that, with the boycotts and lower sales, they should run out by Saturday afternoon. Then I saw a video that the gift was a bag with some candy and Uno cards..

I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.

I named both my fists "Don't Amputate" because I really don't want any surgeons getting confused.