What in the ever lovin' wide, wide world of rsfck is an FBI Election Executive?

My aim is yuge if true.

Quite a few in fact.

I bet we could get Coach Tuberville to believe in the Advanced Aluminum Supersonic Marxist Hell Demons from Within the Hollow Earth. Wait. Those are real? Gotta go. Someone keeps knocking on the d-

After four years which somehow turned into 25+ years in Huntsville, including 14 living on Monte Sano, I was reminded again today that while my Kevin Bacon Number is well in the double digits, my Hitler Number remains at ... ... 2.

All power to the Glorious Leader!

Germania. He wants to build Germainia. He wants to realize Albert Speer's fever dream and turn DC into Germania. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-reveal...

The proposal to open all 83,000 acres of Conecuh National Forest to oil and gas leasing raises serious questions about risk and reward. The forest has low development potential, minimal existing leasing, and acknowledged environmental risks. Yet climate impacts aren’t addressed. #UnmuteAlabama

There are all sorts of parallels for what the Trump regime is doing to American cities but you could do a lot worse than looking at Ireland under British rule and Northern Ireland during the Troubles for a better understanding - a populace viewed as fundamentally hostile, little restraint, etc.

Awww I never make the cool lis- okay, never mind, I'm good.

Reshape the stones to look like F-150s and I'm in. www.waff.com/2026/02/02/h...

I'd hire the hell outta this guy before someone else does. This is your final warning. ‼️

Dehumanizing is the hard part, and that's pretty much done. The rest is just logistics.

It's said that if you hang around people smarter than you, you'll pick up some knowledge. But if you hang around people better looking than you, you'll just get uglier.

Mandatory reading. "I suspect that the reason they want to establish this comfortable common ground is not because they don’t know the truth, but because they do."

If you care about security at all you should not be using biometrics period.

MELANIA: THE HANDS OF FATE. Somebody pick up on that.

Letter to the #Plainsman puts the hay down where the goats can get it. #Auburn www.theplainsman.com/article/2026...

It's high time for an intensive geophysical survey and analysis of Trump's golf courses, ya think?

Don't tell me you're still missing out on my restaurant reviews on Facebook.

No big deal, this is just so ICE can effectively run camps that oh, what's the word, slipped my mind for a moment, opposite of "disperse," something like that.

"Moments."

How much did they get for their souls. ($1)

Y: I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR Tag thine selves.

The next governor of my state, I'm afraid.

Look at these beautiful people.

We're maybe one or two steps away from a MAGA condemnation of "Jewish physics."

Incredible self own for the US. The damage being done to the US scientific enterprise is generational. We will look back on this as a tipping point where the US chose all on its own to stop leading the world in science. www.science.org/content/arti...

I clearly haven't posted hard enough on Facebook because nobody has commanded me to leave Alabama recently.

Not one frame of the Challenger explosion has left my mind since 1986.

Mitch Hedberg's idea about how an escalator can never really fail also applies to an electric toothbrush.

Most comments on Facehuggerbook about Spencer Strider's relatively mild anti-ICE post were of the "stick to sports, libt*rd!" kind. But there was one in support which amazed me. It was from someone with a SCAR icon. How hard it must have been for a Gamecock to stand up for a Clemson guy. *hope*

"I know nothing about Minnesota." -Mike Johnson, probably.

Pre-revolutionary times. Red hats instead of redcoats. Same as it. Ever was.

Guess I'm gonna be a Seahawks fan for a couple of weeks. What are you supposed to do? Drink mass quantities of coffee? Pls advs. Also, #abolishICE.

The best old music clips are all from the Tom Jones Show because they’re all the guests playing with him and being shell shocked at how hard he goes youtu.be/dIDzA0YDso8?...

The Birmingham art museum punches way above its weight. www.al.com/life/2026/01...

Trump's national touring terror squad has kindred spirits throughout the South. When ICE comes to Huntsville en masse, it's difficult to expect anything from local law enforcement but submissive, lockstep cooperation.

JUST IN: Lawyers file declaration in federal court from first-hand witness to immigration agents' shooting of a US citizen onlookers today. Minneapolis Mayor Frey said details would be used to bolster case for ousting ICE from city. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Why are they sending witnesses to Whipple? WHY ARE THEY SENDING WITNESSES TO WHIPPLE?

Non-zero chance that families of ICE death squad victims will receive a bill for the bullets expended.

Anticipatory cabin fever right here. Zesty.

Southside B'ham!

So MAGA Republicans are saying most of the Minnesota protesters are Outside Agitators? Not only is that a hella band name, it's a recycled line from mushmouthed Dixiecrats ranting against 1960s segregation protests. The Alabamification of their brains is nearly complete. Congratulations?

Big shoutout to Apple for pushing through an OS update that makes my iPhone both slower and more difficult to read.

Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."

"Let him cook," as the kids used to say way back in 2022.