U.S. President Donald J. Trump is eat up with dumb aſs. Farming has a significant level of occupational risks: physical, psychological, and financial risks.

"SILENCE, EGGHEAD."

"SILENCE, WENCH." www.al.com/news/2026/06...

Huntsville Alabama's trippy city seal. I have no idea what's on the lower right.

WAR DAMN GOFF! (gratuitous post)

He's got Pam Bondi's burn book!

1/n I played baseball with a guy who was a devout Christian end-times fundamentalist. He was pretty even-keeled, but was fond of casually saying "it's all gonna burn," when we lost or something went sideways.

John Carpenter has the correct attitude towards sequels and remakes of his movies.

And over in Alabama... www.chronicle.com/article/the-...

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

Might need to find a nearby brick and/or cinderblock building to hide in for a while. #goldsprintcoffee

Have the Jefferson Davis' Birthday state holiday you deserve.

Any time I see a big account on here say that the South is irredeemable I want shake the shit out of them to realize who they are abandoning.

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Ossoff: This is what small men like Donald Trump and JD Vance and Stephen Miller will never understand—that our national greatness flows not through our blood or our genes, but through our ideas.

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

File under DO WHUT?

Evergreen.

Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.

Tough break. Another big name act has cancelled their Freedom 250 gig.

You can carry water for authoritarians, or you can support academic freedom. You cannot do both. This isn't complicated.

Be skeptical all you want, Poindexter. But when I put a new razor blade beneath a carved quartz pyramid and removed it a month later, it was STILL SHARP.

The Constitution is working exactly as it was designed to: ensuring that white supremacist human-trafficking oligarchs dominate the country.

Any nation in the EU has a real, functional charter. America has has a terrible Constitution that we told ourselves was good. It’s not.

Please enjoy my new professional LinkedIn profile picture.

Don't make me like the damn Knicks.

Orcas, ASSEMBLE!

Savor this one.

Strong views on AI "Boiling lakes to rephrase the Internet would be a bad idea during a climate crisis even if it produced something remotely useful, trustworthy, or with a modicum of quality control."

I think about this a lot.

I cannot say this loudly enough: we need everyone to know what is happening at Delaney Hall. 300 detainees inside are on Day 7 of a hunger and labor strike as of today. ICE is beating, gassing, tasing and assaulting protestors outside every night, and it is getting worse.

'HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.' - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

What is WRONG with YOU PEOPLE? Wrong answers only. (15 points)

Eventually this feature will become very important.

1. See Rocker, John. 2. I wish I could have blue hair.

Maybe the real Riemann Hypothesis was the friends we made along the way. www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...

So the Enhanced Games competition produced only one world record? Borrrring. Clearly they're taking the wrong drugs. Call me when they organize the Psychedelic Games.

University of Alabama, Huntsville: New Method to “Weigh” Neighboring Galaxies Using Pulsars as Ultra-Precise Gravitational Probes www.uah.edu/science/scie...

I do not need any more ball caps. I'm trying to downsize all my possessions. But how could I pass up this noble chapeau? #rickybobby #telladeganights

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Concur.

Update: Spokesperson IDENTIFIED.

Why stop at one?

That self-enforced day off Facebook sure was pleasant. Liable to do it again and again. Note to self follows. Product idea: nicotine patch, except for selected social media. Or should it be in pouch form? FACEPOUCH.

Worst Ian Dury and the Blockheads cover ever.

Is Jason Isbell on this app? I've got information, man. New sh1t has come to light.

When I start posting "Roll Tide."

"President Donald J. Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known."