If we survive Trump's presidency I never want to hear the word "deal" again unless it is preceded by "Kim" or "Kelley."

I can't wait until Trump builds his golden-crowned Arch™️. It's gonna be so inspiring! Let's dive in.

What kind of necrotic Albert Speeroid nonsense is this?

I'm already a bit anxious and stressed about Artemis' re-entry today, and now I learn that their wake up song is by LIVE? LIIIIIIVE?!

In case anyone is unclear that he and his family and friends are war profiteering, he included the stock ticker — seemingly to remove any doubt

Keep in mind that everywhere ICE is, your local police have failed you, and abandoned their oath to serve and protect. Zero Ice officers have been arrested. They assault, the kidnap, they kill, and they all walk free. Your local police treat ICE as above the law. The betrayal of duty is staggering.

<ted_lasso_voice> You know, I'm beginning to think that our president might be a big ol' snuff film aficionado.</>

Confederate fetishists can take solace in knowing that Gen. Lee still has an ENTIRE MUSCLE CAR named for him.

Can't wait to see the ICE City Connect uniforms.

President Mahama applauds astronaut Christina Koch’s Ghana ties in Artemis II mission lovinghananews.com/president-ma...

Why did I play Dixie Youth baseball and not Little League when we moved to Alabama? The answer will not surprise you.

This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now

The business of Alabama is mass incarceration, part 13013. www.al.com/business/202...

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That consummate gassy giant probably doesn't know what revolves around what in the solar system.

Gross. Just imagine, a couple of hours after you have ventured literally further out in space that any humans in history, you get a call from Mission Control. And you need to line up in the spacecraft, smile for the camera, and listen to Trump bloviate ad and I do mean nauseum.

a lot of the artemis II love also feels in a way like a final swan song to the idealized version of "america" for those who bought it. the one that under a bloodstained "pax americana" portrayed itself as a bastion of scientific progress & multiethnic tolerance. now more true in space than on earth

Byron Allen has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Trump may very well be crazy, but he doesn't sound or act like this is the first time he's ordered people dead for his pleasure.

My scorn about this year's Auburn men's basketball has probably been misplaced. With one major exception, the players have no doubt given their best, and the NIT title is a well-deserved reward. And if Coach BP can pleasPlease STFU for a while across all major platforms, that would be greaaattt.

"Decline can happen quietly or loudly, almost imperceptibly or with dramatic changes. What the past several weeks have revealed about America’s capabilities will bring solace to its rivals, not its longtime friends—if indeed it has any friends left."

Auburn might lose this game by double figures. Nothing as a mere fan displeases me more than talented players who either cannot or will not play as a team. Yes, nepocoach must assume some blame for this.

Deere Auburn, A gentle reminder that the game is forty (40) minutes long. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This must be the first time the Felon has ever dealt with someone as psychopathic as he is himself. The biggest difference is that the new Supreme Leader in Iran is willing to be a martyr. And the Felon is ready to kill every OTHER human on Earth to save himself.

Throwing out a band name free for the taking. HUNDRED MILE AN HOUR CHEESE

"We've been too silent," said the people who never shut up and talk over everyone else.

For you'uns that had the US turning into Northern Ireland during the Troubles, your long shot Polymarket "prediction" is looking better every day.

There is a full universe behind that wonderful new Artemis II "Night Marble" view of Earth. Here's a breakdown of the stars (and one planet) in the field of view. Look at us! Just a planet hanging out in space. Annotation by Rodrigo González Peinado. 🧪🔭

The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

Texas Lady Vols!

The NSF succumbs. Heartbreaking.

Donald Trump is the US government, so with a track record like his, don't expect to get paid.

In Eternal Boomtown where I currently live I've seen a gracious plenty ($1) of Cybertrucks. I have seen steel gray, white, black, and green Cybertrucks. I have seen pollen-dappled Cybertrucks and Cybertrucks wrapped in plastic. I have seen lousy drivers and good drivers in Cybertrucks. 1/2

Those prisons aren't gonna fill themselves you know. The business of Alabama is lockin' people up.

Gosh, not entirely comfortable with my government committing clear and self-admitted war crimes in my name.

this is the chaplain btw. wonder why he was fired.

WE HAVE SO MUCH GAS.

I finally did something boosterish at Lowe Mill today. #struttin #walktoguntersville #locallegend

Is everyone done with your stupid April Fools nonsense? Good. 'Cos I got a hot date for watching the #ArtemisII mission launch toni- uh, oh. Huh? Uh-oh ... ARRARGH YAK FITZRWYWER RIPDWERP!

Springtime feels like when the whole world takes off and leaves me behind. #taubmanmuseumofart #roanokeva #2017

If it didn't work, they wouldn't say this out loud. That fact is on us, the People of Alabama.™️

The business of America is war crimes.

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

Me: I have never made deviled eggs, I should make some! Later, peeling hard boiled eggs: egg salad it is!

This has been my experience, thanks to quite a few elbows to the ribs.

DIVERSITY CRIME. www.al.com/news/2026/03...

Trump's White House app is EXACTLY what you would expect it to be. (Android) Recommended actions: Don't install it. Instead, wait for it to be mandatory, then throw your cell phone into the briny deep ocean. blog.thereallo.dev/blog/decompi...

Huntsville, Alabama. No crowns, no thrones, no kings!

Pictures later. It wouldn't fit into a picture so here's a video. #NoKings #Huntsville #Alabama #Democrats