this has happened to me

sorry snowflakes but the Royals play better ball when they're doing some gay shit. keep it up queens

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toxic yuri anyone?

How do I convince all my friends to play Mina? Use Pride to guilt them? Im not above it

They finally made a hard game I actually want to get good at instead of just be done with MINA FOREVER 10,000 YEARS OF MINA THE HOLLOWER

this might be the most painful Royals season I've ever seen. which is saying a lot

what could possibly compel a straight man to say this like 😭

First game to sell one Minaillion copies holy

I should be resting tonight but fuct that its MINA TIME

That’s awesome the Dems insulted that nazi scumbag, now maybe do something about it

i need hell to be real so bad, man

Its funny because the belief in a god that transcends the concept of human gender is baked into Christianity. The Bible implies this. Christians have believed God is neither man nor woman for centuries

Its tough to admit but after one week of trying it I would absolutely die without my store brand blackberry citrus sparkling water. its white woman summer bitches

Its fucking awesome steroids have actually turned out to be an impediment. a non roided swimmer beat juiced ones. this guy ran a slower time than he did in the olympics. the lesson is incomprehensible but it sure is funny

A man was nice and complimentary to me and we had a good time together so why is my brain stuck in a loop of trying to figure out when the other shoe is gonna drop. Somehow this is another reason to be annoyed at men

alright bro we get it

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

Damn bro are you on the spectrum cause 👀🥵

Jesus christ man

$20 million is like 50 cents per taxpayer! Its a good deal! Babies need diapers btw!

I mean…they’re letting you know. They’re alerting you to their intentions. Its not a conspiracy if they’re saying it out loud

Check it out, there is still one Dem with an intact spine

If the OoT remake doesn’t let me free my boy then what’s the fucking point

I wanna hate on the 4th remake of Star Fox 64 but they’re about to announce a 3rd Ocarina of Time and Im absolutely going to fall for it

I appreciate that this shot makes the flag just say “MORE BULLSHIT”

love having Bobby Witt Jr. on my team

My memory of this comic invaded my brain today so now Im cursing you as well

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

As a big Zelda fan I had to check out Elementallis and it did not disappoint! Lacking a AAA budget but very fun regardless. Dungeons in particular were super well designed

we need a bear president…

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

The Great Gerrymandering is going to be an insane couple of months, its already underway

Not that anyone asked but the red button/blue button scenario is literally setting up a fake premise just to make altruism look stupid and selfishness look smart. Don’t fall for this shit, its good to care about other people

by my tally we are now spending ~$2B to companies to NOT build more energy infrastructure. in the middle of an energy crisis

the cons crying about how we need to be nicer to them can go fuck themselves. literally formed an entire talking point about how they should be allowed to be jackasses in the name of free speech

NEVER TAKE THE BISEXUAL JERSEYS OFF

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Royals hitting coach is a fucking terrorist man

need him carnally

Nah I actually don’t want the royals to score runs. wouldn’t feel right

It's amazing how behind in the times evangelicals are

We need to make the hats gayer

Congratulations to Bobby Witt Jr on coming out as bisexual

Just when I think im out…Bi Royals draw me back in